Is anyone else genuinely impressed at how normies never seem to run out of energy? I mean, maybe even when they're dying inside they are outgoing, but I can't for the life of me grasp how the fuck they're always that energetic and open to conversation day after day. I like going out and when I'm in the mood I'll talk, but I can't bring myself to care about talking all the time and constantly quoting memes.
>>29882817
Bumperinoo, my friendinoo
>>29882817
I know what you mean. They never shut up, it's really annoying since I don't want to talk all the time
>>29882817
>overheard normies talking about their lives
>"drink until 4 am, sleep until 9 am and then go to work"
how the fuck do they do it
>hear some weeaboo shit
>pretend I don't know what you're talking about because I don't want to be associated with autist weeaboos
>No, I don't watch anime
I actually don't watch anime and people don't believe me.
Don't care about weebs but I'm sick of men getting Ruby Rose haircuts.
>>29882777
It is a white guy joke meme
So I just got a job working at a habitat for humanity resale store, it's kind of like Goodwill but they deal with reselling tools, house appliances, hardware, etc. It's a somewhat small store but pretty comfy and the manager is super chill so I'm kind of looking forward to it. Also it's only a part time job, I'll be working about 20 hours a week but damn I haven't worked in a year.
I'm kind of nervous, but it's nice to find a job finally. I've been looking for two months with no success, and at least I'll be getting out...
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>>29882594
Good luck anon! Don't let the chads buying manly tools bring you down
>>29882683
I don't know what kind of clientele come into that store, but from the the few times I went in there it was mostly contractors and elderly ladies.
It's not a big box hardware store like Lowe's or Home Depot, it's pretty small in comparison. You do get contractors who are looking for cheap tools and what not, I doubt chads would come there.
>>29882773
Even better, sounds pretty cozy in comparison, hopefully it all goes well for you anon
Hey guys. I had a sort of a ''personal'' revelation. If you're born in a family of cucks, there's NO WAY you can avoid becoming one. You can try to improve yourself, to become an alpha, but you're pretty much predetermined to be a beta (or even omega) 'til the rest of your life. My ultimate decision is to completely opt out of gene pool. It was hard to accept this in the beginning, but I've come to terms with this now. I don't wanna pass these crooked, weak and almost mentally-ill genes that I've been given. I tried to become...
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>If you're born in a family of cucks
>using the word 'cuck' unironically
>>29882662
You know what I was trying to say. But if that bothers you so much, I can only say that I don't give a shit.
>>29882662
what do you think this is tumblr? reddit? twitter?
>dude traps are gay your a fag lmao xD
Then why are you here?
Daily reminder if your standards aren't so low that you would fuck literally anything with a hole, you're not a robot. If you wouldn't jump at the chance to smash some boy pussy out of desperation you're a normie and should get the fuck out.
No, you're gay dude
It's like the gayest thing you can be into, why do you think women hate traps so much
>>29882596
Why are you here? If you have enough confidence to think you have even a shred of a chance with a biological girl then you're not a robot. Kill yourself you stupid normie.
It needn't required desperation. Some people are simply attracted to traps/ like trannies. Call it gay or whatever, it doesn't make any difference to the person. They couldn't care less what somebody thinks about what they're attracted to and their specific preferences vary, that's to say that they don't all like what they do for the same reason(s).
>failed the driving test again
JUST END MY SUFFERING
>>29882485
You're fucking retarded and can't drive. How about instead of complaining you go and get some driving lessons
Feels bad. I hated myself after failing it. Partly because it is fucking expensive here (Germany). You also have a mandatory minimum of 12 hours of driving lessons. Ended up with way over 20. But, after passing it narrowly nobody gives a shit anymore and I'm driving for 8 years without any accident. Just keep trying, you'll get lucky.
>>29882485
>first driving test
>going decently
>out of nowhere the wind picks up and it starts to rain like a motherfucking typhoon
>look at the inspector person and ask him if he could show me how to engage the windshield wipers
>"that's for you to find out"
>windshield starts to blur with water
>"i...
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What are your thoughts on Puerto Rican and Dominican girls with big butts?
>>29882447
There is something about girls from the americas that really turn me on...especially latino girls
>>29882550
is it the booty? where are you from?
>>29882447
They love anal. Like, more than they should.
What is it with normies and this shitty ass move?
It's cringey as shit.
>>29882395
>cringey
oh hey red dit
>>29882475
>he thinks that's a reddit word
Timmy Timmy timmy turner hebbe wishing for a burner
I'm so tired all the time, and I don't have the energy for or interest in doing anything. It feels like I will barely have woken up at 8 AM and sat at my computer doing nothing in particular for a while but flipping back and forth through files and webpages and games trying to decide what to do, and it will already be 3 PM. Everything feels like a massive chore, and I get sick of doing things very quickly. It's like I keep waiting for something to happen.
>inb4 get hobbies
I can't make myself care about them or anything else anymore.
>>29882426
Maybe find someone who could boss you around a little bit?
If it comes to vidya playing with friends should give you something to look forward to maybe?
>>29882387
>lain (lame) reaction image
Who else has crazy parents?
>Felt like playing some PS2 JRPGs
>Order a PS2 in the mail
>Mom brings me my package
>Hook up the PS2
>Later
>Mom asks me what was in the package
>Just tell her it was some games
>Says it was just some games
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>>29882363
She thinks you ordered dragon dildos and secretly wants them for herself
giant fag
>>29882363
Oh god haha
At least you didn't do anything wrong
>>29882363
She's worried it was a gun because you have autism and shouldn't be any where near a gun.
Honest question robots, would you, given the choice, rather be a normie than a robot?
Like if they made a pill or a therapy right now that can make you more sociable and be able to interact with your fellow peers more would you take it?
I really don't know. I think right now at this particular moment in time I would go for it, because I can't stand feeling the way I do right now. But feeling that way also makes it easy to reject salvation. It's idiocy, but I cling to it anyway.
>Hey, man, you seem to be crushed by a weight. I can take it off you, but I see you've formed your identity around that suffering.
No, I wouldn't, because roboticy isn't my weight. Illness is. If that pill gave me health, yep. Fuck my current personality.
>>29882348
Normie (with the slight robotic edge that may in fact get women) . Enough said
Hello, r9k.
I'm an okay-looking lad and I'm pretty good at giving women what they want. How would I go around getting money from middle-aged women (or any women) into sending me money or gifts for my "services" i.e. talking to them daily and telling them how pretty they are? Where do I find these women? This is the main issue.
You can also discuss related things in this thread
>>29882343
'Met' some horny fat chick in her 40's on a blogsite a few years ago.
Had 'phonesex' with her and she wired me 40$ that day.
>>29882343
you wont find a lot of middle aged women who are lonely enough to give you money.
try to find some older ones in their 60 - 90
the older they are the lonlier they get
>>29882484
I literally don't care how old they are as long as I can get some money out of them without having to even touch them.
I've gotten money out of girls my age (20), but the amounts are small and they actually expect a relationship and shiet.
Why is women's swimwear so sexual?
OMG it's just a bathing suit dude stop staring at me!
If men's swim suits were designed the same way women's are they'd all be skin tight with a plunging v-line on the shorts that halfway exposes our dicks.
>>29882294
It's the closest thing to getting naked...I don't see why you should complain. It's obvious, not some weird fetish.
>>29882294
Men's swimwear doesn't even have a fucking shirt and here you go complaining about two pieces
probably bait, too
that looks like a 3000GT in the back
man what a piece of shit that was
A genie appears before you and makes an offer.
The genie guarantees you Donald Trump will be the president of the United States for the next years, but only if you agree to let Milo do whatever he pleases with your tight, pink, virgin boipussy for one hour. If you decline, Hillary Clinton will be president for the next eight years instead.
Would you be willing to take one for the team, /r9k/?
>>29882290
Yeah.
Origami
>>29882290
I'm not american, fuck the US and that fag lmao
>>29882290
Yes.
It's a win-win situation from what I can see.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>>29882270
>tells us to stop
>dont even tell what you want us to stop doing
wew lad
>>29882270
Stop what? Who should stop...what happened man, just say it.
>>29882270
make me
fukin orig