I'm considering *unzips dick*.
Dubs decide
>>28377505
>unzips dick
What the fuck happened to your penis?
She's cute and has internet meme humor.
You may as well ask her to marry you at this point.
tell her you want to watch one piece with her xD
Is there really anything more triggering?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0IuwBDMWHw
have you witnessed it in person?
My roastie sister and her friend spend lots of their time doing it, they seem to find great enjoyment at picking apart the tiniest flaws in the guys there. Nothing but an 11/10 chad will do.
>>28377470
how do you know she's a roast
this big fat ugly cunt looks about 20 years older than she probably actually is
cake more make up on her though, that will work
What is your IQ /r9k/?
http://test.mensa.no/
I'd probably fail. My memory is shit and I don't remember basic names and dates to important events or basic math formulas. Terms for various things in the english language are completely lost in my brain too. Like I couldn't tell you what a verb was.
It's 90.
Ten years ago, I thought IQ was bullshit.
Seven years ago, I thought online tests were bad.
Five years ago, I took what probably was every normed (?), non-power online test.
Three years ago, I took a professional test and scored 129.
Two years ago, I became bored of realizing the factors that caused such an inflation from my true score.
One year ago, I became bored of explaining to people that existence of such inflation in no way implies that IQ tests are flawed.
>>28377408
sorry to break the news but anyone who posts on 4chan... especially r9k, will have an IQ below 100. no other way around it. all the normies have normal iqs and they navigate life just fine. but you fags can't even make it out of the house let alone brag about having a high IQ.
>feel unfocused and unproductive at work, hardly manage to get anything done
>desperate for the day to be over so I can get my ass home
>finally get home
>have dinner
>spend hours being bored
>still don't feel like doing anything, idly browse the internet without really paying attention to anything
>too apathetic to even get drunk
Why am I...
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>>28377394
Same for me breh.
Boy do I know just the article for you, my friend!
https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1844/manuscripts/labour.htm
>>28377394
go rock climbing
or buy a boat
>have to write 8 more pages before midnight
>had two whole weeks to write this shit and only did two pages in that time
>barely even citing my sources, just making shit up to fill space
>contemplating just not handing it in
>contemplating dropping out and killing myself
>didn't talk to a single girl all semester
>haven't talked to a girl since high...
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These threads suck so hard. There's never any discussion. People just post their one post.
>>28377486
the whole point of these threads are bitching and moaning about your shitty life. like most threads on this board. it's my turn now
>depressed
>have shitloads of work to do
>cant even motivate myself to eat, let alone do actual work
death when
>>28377376
hey that's what I did, I just didnt turn my essay in
>get sad about no gf
>want nothing but gf
>a girl shows interest to you
>get scared and back off
welp
>>28377342
fucking same anon
>>28377342
You're literally a bitch, you want her to chase you more because you're so feminine that you need the validation of someone from the opposite sex.
next time it happens be your retard autist self and scare her off, try to learn why she was scared off and fix yourself, maybe it will give you more to do than have a bunc of loser neckbeards tell you how to live your life
>>28378313
why are you so triggered by OP's post?
>be single and friendless for years
>finally find a girl, she actually likes me
>begin dating
>best time ive in years, talk all day everyday
>went to bed last night in a great mood after talking to her for 6h
>exchanged loving stuff
>wake up this morning
>see this
>heart sinks into stomach
Should...
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A single bump.
Ouch
>women in 2016
A second bump.
Anyone?
>move in with classmate
>first week
>i cook the only 2 meals im able to cook
>pretend to know what im doing
>they turn out good
>really enjoys eating it
>he now thinks im some sort of really good hobbycook
how can i prevent him from finding out these are the only two things i can cook and apart from that i cant cook for shit? i nearly felt like...
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>>28377139
Why don't you learn another one?
>>28377263
good idea, actually.
what should i learn to cook?
>>28377301
>>>/ck/
good luck senpai
Today, the neckbears face off the advisors in The Beta Bowl. Will we win? Will it be the fourth Resident Sleeper match? Will we get relegated to fetus? Was all our testing completely useless? Join us at 18:30 UTC (2:00 PM EST) to find out.
Next matches:
vs /vr/ - May 8th, 18:00 UTC
vs /c/ - May 14h, 18:00 UTC
>>28377022
wiki here: implyingrigged(DOT)info
and /vg/ thread:
>>>/vg/141227904
oh shit nigga its today
Bump, 30 minutes to go.
We wanted BoatyMcBoatface
>>28377007
Of course they don't choose the most retarded name, just because it scored high.
Maybe next time good sir.
Have some gold
^
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>>28377007
It was never going to happen, dude. It was just a publicity stunt.
I just finished reading Elliot Roger's entire 141-page autobiography and I can't help but think that his feelings were (in some sense) rational. His solution obviously wasn't rational since it wasn't effective at fixing his problem and was therefore objectively irrational. But the autobiography is strangely lucid. He doesn't seem like a deranged lunatic. He seems like a kid on the spectrum that was crazy narcissistic (probably from his mother's constant babying) and the victim of a failed marriage and a shit family/social life that led to extended...
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Lol that was the epic engineering gun that was super expensive.
It's shit.
cue the summer to come in and tell everyone that they are sick in the head and belong in an asylum
>>28376956
yeah well this is what i had a picture of and i was too lazy to google something else. so there.
am I the only one here who is happy to be a .... robot?
I mean come on, being alone and away from people is the best thing in the world. No one is around judging you, and you can just be yourself without giving a single fuck about what others think.
I hate being around people, I can't stand them, I can't stand talking to them, and I can't pretending as if I give a shit about what they have to say.
Girlfriends? Having someone over your head 24/7? For what? Sex? That desire that gets lost the moment you ejaculate? Holy fuck no thanks, I'd...
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who are you trying to convince?
who are you projecting, and onto whom?
>>28376901
no one
I'm just asking a simple question
>>28376882
this sounds like high school shit. come back when you've wasted your best years being completely isolated.
no vidya, no anime, no junk food or ''comfy'' things can make up for a wasted life.
don't pretend you don't wish for a loving partner to hold at night
>tfw job search
>tfw i reached a 100 job applications sent out and not one call back
>>28376870
what kind of jobs are you applying to? does your writing make you seem like a halfwit?
>>28376870
That's odd. Maybe your applications are lacking behind.
Are you lying on your resume? You should be. If you post all of the things you've actually done, you're going to come off as an underwhelming candidate. Lie your ass off, but be smart about it
Who here hates their /CuntOfaMother/?
Seriously, I wish her die and wouldnt mind meme magic to be focused on her rotten death.
>>28376857
Did she tell you the man the fuck up?
IM ANGRY TOO MOMMY IS MEAN I HATE HER AND WISH SHE WOULD DIE IN A CAR CRASH SO MUCH
I hate my mom, I gave her all the cash I get from insurance after my father died. I'm giving her all the social money I'm getting after he passed away. She bought a new car, new clothes, I'm living like shit, working for shit money, and she bought a fucking tea and wanted from me half cash it costed.
ACTUAL red flags for girls? Not shit like
>not a virgin
>doesn't worship the toilet I shit in
>isn't a 9+/10 Stacy
Things like
>not affectionate/emotionally cold
>doesn't shave at least twice a week when applicable
>doesn't have hobbies or goals
>shit-tier major and/or no job prospects
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>>28376854
Anything less than 5'9
>>28377070
Aaaand there it is, this thread has now devolved into meme-tier reddit humor. These fucking thread should be saged and deleted.
>>28377107
You should be deleted.
Fgt