>tfw your sex drive is dead
Even my body has given up,
>tfw my farting ecosystem is dumbed down by years of helping my gut with yoghurt bacteria
Why is life so constipating?
>>28380013
Speak to your GP. Get your test levels checked.
>>28380160
This made kekle abit
>10 years old
>pray to god every day to let me become the Hulk
>22
>have explosive anger issues and uncontrollable anger outbursts
T-thanks
>10 years old
>pray to mom to buy me a katana every day
>she does it
>22
>yare yare daze
>10 years old
>see sister has allergies
>for some reason i thought allergies made you mature
>wish for allergies
>18 years old
>have horrible allergies; worse than anyone i know or have known
fml
>10 years old
>Eat grass
Why haven't you improved yourself by learning a foreign language yet?
>>28380001
There is little to gain from that. Besides, you picture is bait and you should feel ashamed.
I speak five languages already desu. I see little benefit in a sixth, still no gf.
>>28380001
I keep forgetting whatever progress I make because I don't know any German people. I don't have enough motivation to learn the language in isolation just for the heck of it. I can go a thousand miles in any direction and find plenty of people who speak English.
Ask an interesting guy anything (non-trivial).
What are your hobbies?
commento originale
where's the clitoris?
>>28379971
of course this is an original comment haha
>log onto kikebook
>some girl shares this
When will they stop?
Also reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pepe is already lost, i got my REEE'S out about that a while ago.
>>28379901
redditwhore here
relax anon it just means that peepee the frog is getting better recognition1111
Saw Less Than Jake a few days ago.
The singer asked the crowd "Who here got laid in the past week?" or something
The entire crowd cheered
Time to change your music taste, OP.
>>28379978
Fuck you.
Top tier music, bottom tier feels.
>>28379978
*tips pork pie hat*
Does Mother's Day count for mommy gfs?
being fat doesn't make you a mommy type gf
>>28379880
You better believe it.Or it would, if they were real.
>>28379906
You don't deserve a mommy gf.
Just how easy is it to hang yourself?
I don't mean jumping from a height and snapping your neck but strangulation.
>>28379832
Tie knot is hardest
>>28379933
Yeah I'm not good with knots. I'm thinking about using two belts. At least then I could use buckles.
Takes about 5 minutes to die, if you haven't broken your neck while falling.
Sad but true.
What cigarette brand does /r9k/ smoke?
i love me some menthol, newps or smooths
Winston.
>>28379768
drum natural flavour tobacco
Enjoy your two days of freedom, wagecuck. Remember, spend it wisely.
Tick tock.
/neetmasterrace/ checking in
>>28379749
Thisis another "tick tock" episode.
>>28379749
The entitlement of young men is killing this world.
My 9 year old niece makes sexual advances towards me. She starts rubbing my crotch and trying to make me feel her vagina. I don't know how to react in those situations.
What do I do? I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.
She's giving you the go ahead, anon. You're never gonna lose your virginity with that attitude! Go and slay that sweet loli pussy then report back go us
>>28379716
Go for it, she obviously wants it. Just be gentle.
Please don't molest your niece, she doesn't know any better
who here /assholeneighbors/
>tfw have to move out so find apartment downtown
>find out after i signed the lease nearly all the neighbors are Chinese
>they drink and gamble all fucking night in the hallway, yelling in Chinese
>not Asian wanna be gangster, just old Chinese men
>hookers in and out of hallways all the time, some even trying to solicit me after they just fucked a greasy old chinese guyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28379691
Move. There is no other option for you.
>>28379691
Where in the fuck do you live? There aren't any asians in the midwest :^)
>not gambling, drinking and fucking hookers with the chinks
Its like you don't want to have fun anon
If black women are truly "ugly", why do so many non-black womens' (ESPECIALLY WHITE WOMEN!!) self-confidence rely solely on how OUR beauty is perceived? Quick they are to knock down any man's compliments toward a black woman's beauty (ESPECIALLY IF THE MAN IS BLACK!!) with their fake-ass "All Women are Beautiful!" retort.
I only need to give one example of this - even Barack Obama was pressed about calling his OWN WIFE AND DAUGHTERS BEAUTIFUL!!! HOW is that acceptable? HOW is that normal?
Just help me understand. If we were truly the ugliest, this phenomenon WOULD NOT EXIST. Logically, this should not happen, but it does.
This picture is only one of MANY, MANY instances of BLACK MEN getting pressed DAILY by NON-BLACK women for praising his OWN WOMEN.
>>28379688
Sounds like you, like the typical nigger have shoe size iq. This is happening because all races want to discourage niggers from trying shit with their women and causing a mess. No one wants a nigger around. Niggers should fuck niggers and mind their fucking business, not aim for women of other races, like all of them do.
>>28379752
>all races want to discourage niggers from trying shit with their women and causing a mess
But this makes no sense because my thread is about BLACK MEN being heckled for having pride in BLACK WOMEN. If I have a shoe size IQ it's at least an adult size compared to your infant size.
>>28379986
women who say that are typically jealous that they aren't getting attention from said black men.
white women do it the most because they think that black men need to worship them.
So...is it raining where your at?
>>28379665
nop, first time since last summer it is above 20 C here. finally!!!
>>28379759
You don't like rain anon?
>>28379665
i wish
the rain is comfy as fuck, wish i lived some place where it rained all the time
>2 year amphetamine addict
>went through a 50 gram bag in no time
>want to (try to) quit again
>this will be my 5th serious try
will I succeed, guys? ;_;
>>28379650
It's your 5th try. You tell me.
>>28379650
Did you not miss the million ads and school presentations telling you that if you started using drugs you'd become an addict? You're better off as a druggie if you're too much of an idiot to start using.
>>28379650
>asking if you will succeed
you will fail