>tfw you fell for the tulpa meme
i thought i could finally make some friends
What's the problem? Did it turn on you?
>>28371074
it didnt turn up at all
>>28371122
Supposedly it can take a very long time with no real indication on how far you have progressed.
Dubs decide what I text her.
What's your rate?
>>28369128
I just posted your number on 4chan. Have fun :)
>>28369128
is this your way of asking me out? I will say yes ;)
Anon Gets His Life Together, Day 1
> be me
> still an obese balding 30-year-old engineer with a stuttering problem
> still a robot, "Cerebrotonic" classification
Today's report:
> completed all of today's objectives. some were late though.
> gym after work (too many thugs; gonna go at work instead)...failed to go in AM
> weigh 282lbs...this shit is out...
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WTF why are you only eating meat. Shit dude. Do you need help with diet/exercise?
/fit/ here if you have questions. At least don't exclusively eat meat
Nice to meat you
>>28369188
he might be doing keto or something
ASMR fags get in
good thread how do i support it
>>28368247
Cherry crush did ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmfH9lfDe8
Familiar face anyone?
>>28368419
Can't take her seriously ever since I saw her porn where she takes black cock in the ass and cum all over her face :(
Old Omegle thread died
>go on once
>everyone disconnects
>if they stay they say im ugly or fat and that i should kill myself
seriously fuck you guys
>>28361944
>comes to /r9k/
>expects positivity
this is the sort of shit i have to deal with
People have told me all my life that I need to get a good job to survive and to just find a woman and throw my money at her and have a family. I don't want to do this. I don't want to join the rat race where you just run around in circles with no meaning for hours, then for days. Those days add up to months, then years, and maybe decades, and then you'll be able to take a "break" because you're a worn out useless wage cuck who was robbed of his life by a bunch of Jews.
If I have to give my life to some bullshit job I don't even like,...
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>>28353537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w6UDHHNsA4
This is for you then
www.earlyretirementextreme.com
I might have to become a wgae cuck eventually, but it won't be so bad because I don't plan on ever moving out, getting married, or having kids.
If you can find a part time job and live at home, I don't see how it can be THAT bad.
>your stats
>your requirements for your future partner
Let other anons judge your tastes. Maybe the reason you're alone is because your standards are too high.
My standards are too high for sure:
>female
>isn't into identity politics (not a racist, not a sjw, not religious etc)
>has an interesting hobby or is interesting in general
>isn't fat
that's literally it, and yet those standards are too high to get a gf.
My stats :
>Snatch : 105
>C&J : 125
>FS : 155
Minimum I want :
>Snatch : 40
>C&J : 50
>FS : 60
My standards
Female
Polite
Nice
Wears boots and converses
Wants to be a mother and wife
Into sex
Conservative
CD ugh t guy
this thread sucvks
thjisd would be easier if io was hard.
>>28269335
weds nololknxs cuck
>be tonight
>9pm
>having a nice fapping session
>I'm nearing the end
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>my job calls me 3 times and leaves a voice message
>ruins everything
for fucks sake why do they have the right to harass me like this? it's not even a serious job, I'm a part timer and they don't even fire the high school...
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>>28386326
F-senpai is that you?
>>28386326
You probably show promise. Cheer up robot.
>>28386349
No way baka desu senpai this can't be possible
>>28386353
Sunday is mother's day, it's a holiday, so they want me to work longer. Before I always used to say yes and take on extra hours but then 4 months later I don't even get employee of the month. Go ask ching chong to do it since he's such a hard worker. Why ask me?
I find it rude that people want to call me when I have work extremely early in the morning, and before I even...
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>tfw you will never be the little girl
Oregano pepperoni commento
>>28386029
*hugs and cries
>>28386062
That's a comfy pupper
I'll probably end up killing myself due to this but meh one less degenerate in the world lmao
>>28386091
>>28386091
d-do i know you senpai ;-;
I've had 3 different girls alone in my room who wanted to fuck me, but I'm still a virgin.
We talk laugh etc they even flirt but I dont know how and nothing moves past talking.
How do I fix this?
Am I just too autistic
>>28385871
oh my god fuck off normalfaggot
>>28385871
Just be a blood elf.
>>28385894
I was a fat retarded pimply socially isolated loser with depression and social anxiety 2 years ago when I first started coming here.
Just because I've improved myself unlike you faggots doesn't mean I cant be here.
Will someone PLEASE be my gf?
Im so alone it hurts and I just want someone to cuddle with and stuff I dont even care about sex
Do you deserve it?
If not, have you done anything to better yourself?
Have you done anything except complain is what I'm getting at here.
>>28385809
>Have you done anything except complain is what I'm getting at here.
Yeah Ive met more than a few girls and been on some dates and stuff but the thing is even the ones that go well and it seems like they like me I just seem to feel anything for them and end it but Im just sick of that
p-please respond
anyone
Who else /noam chomsky/ ?
>>28385769
*tip* xDD
>I'm failing all my classes not because I'm a lazy piece of shit who hasn't contributed a single ounce to society, but because I am to le smart and independent.Please kill yourself OP
>>28385769
Noam Chomsky is fucking awesome.
Hey lil bro, wanna watch me while I work out? You can hold my ass.and even lick it when we're done if you're a good boy ;)
Is the incest thing a meme or are there degenerates who are actually into this shit?
>>28386044
Incest is probably like the oldest fetish of them all idk if you're joking about incest being a meme. If you're not you're retarded. If you are... Carry on
>>28385765
Why would I want to lick an ass? Poop comes out of there.
Is No Frills a based retail store? I'll be renting for two months while working on location and need to shop for some basic goods and foods.
Is no frills a meme or based store?
It's just American shit. Go to Loblaws or food basics.
no frills is disgusting poor fag store. noname brand is shit. horrible fruit and veg.
they dont even have a deli or butcher
sobeys masterrace
loblaws/independent is also good
>>28385702
Cheap as fuck for anything canned or can live on a shelf. Meat is shit tier quality and expensive.
But I can fill up a backpack there for under 20 bucks.