>be me, current year
>senior year of high school
>mom pressuring me for a month straight to ask someone to prom because I'd never gone to a single school dance
>finally agree to ask a certain girl
>mom bakes cake, buys flowers and chocolate and gives it to me to ask the girl
>get to school
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You're a faggot. You should've just told her that you weren't going with anyone. Plus, you could've driven to get something to eat or study for your AP exams. Or are you a brainlet?
>>28390056
Don't worry, anon. Your mother is the real villain here; forcing you to do such stupid bullshit just because of the "magical prom night" meme is absolutely retarded. I did not go to any dances or the prom either, and I do not feel as though I missed out on anything.
>>28390056
Maybe if you didn't do it with a fucking cake, flowers and chocolate holy shit, you're asking her to prom, not to wear lingerie and sit on your cock.
I have a question for you femanons out there:
>How would you feel about a guy who not only opens his feelings towards you? But is just open about that stuff in general?
I've been doing that a bit as this year of college comes to a close. All with surprisingly positive results. It even saved a couple dying friendships I had. As well as one or two of these girls are a lot more affectionate and huggy.
Still trying to make heads-or-tails of this.
I wouldn't date someone who didn't. Communicating about emotions is vital.
They think you're gay so they're being more affectionate
>>28390022
what the fuck is happening in the OP pic and why is it so... fascinating?
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>>28390006
>>>/b/
get out get fag
OP DOESN'T HAVE GETS.
I DON'T HAVE A HUSKY.
WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL.
>>28390017
how dare you try and send the >>>/s4s/ diplomatic envoy to such a wretched place
>meet robot like a year ago
>talk to him everyday because he's nice and we talk about stupid junk
>he tells me he wants to go out
>o-okay
>it's okay at first
>tells me he wants a dd/lg dynamic
>pretty degenerate but get roped into doing it anyway because it doesn't hurt me, just makes me cringe
>sends me these...
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>tfw no guy to send me coloring books and toys
man fuck you, that sounds like a nice arrangement.
>>28389979
>I DON'T EVEN MASTURBATE EVER
Hello please be my pure non-degenarate waifuLocation
>>28390157
I live in the normie capital of the USA.
>>28390135
Yeah, whatever. Call me no fun allowed, but I liked the stuffed animals until he made me call them "stuffies" and talk to them in a baby voice, and now I can't look at any of them in the same way.
>slut isnt an insult anymore
>virgin still is
loving this equality
>>28389973
Ur stupid and a dumb go to heck
>>28389973
Welcome to reality it's shit. Full of degenerates filth say something do something different. Nobody cares about shit but themselves. Starving children and people alike so much waste of food and water.
People cutting heads off simply because they do not accept there god. The rich piss on the poor. Women being bitches whoring it up. Slutty women who can't be loyal. Love does not exist. The human race is fucking trash and i wish we were wiped out.
This might as well be hell.
>>28389973
shut up i bet you're a virgin lmao
Hey /r9k/, is ASMR porn a newer thing or am I just late on this one? Feels like a new thing...
For any wondering, ASMR is a weird youtube thing where people record themselves making soft human noises so when you wear headphones it makes them feel almost there.
Now I think I have found a porn of this concept. Link below. Pic related is in the video.
>>28389954
http://dirtybadger.com/1388/xev-bellringer-sister-needs-a-boyfriend/
I remember when asmr videos were actually about the nerve effect
>>28390036
Nerve effect? I'm not familiar with that term. Sort of found them on accident looking for binaural beats. Weird as that sounds.
Stacy getting btfo
I love it when they play the suicide card. Should of told her to kill herself but she blocked me
No one cares kill yourself faggot
>>28389839
I care, normie. Doing gods work op.
who else /hatesalltheiroldfriends/ ?
I haven't been in contact with any of my old friends (Which are the only friends I ever had) for 6 years now
To be honest, I was just friend with them so I wouldn't be seen as autistic and get beaten up (Which still happened anyway), I never really liked them.
>>28389717
who else /wannagiveOPahug/and be their onii-chan
>>28389717
nooo... I miss my old friends a lot... when I think about them it makes me sad and makes me feel like I am almost going to cry... :(
What happened is after high school I stopped talking to them outright for no reason. I cut off contact while they were still messaging and calling me. And now I have no friends :(. I was very close to them and now I have nobody who is nice to me or cares about my life whatsoever... but its too late to try to contact them again
What the fuck are you supposed to do if your GPA is a 1.6 after your first year of college?
My depression is partly to blame, i literally didn't show up to most of my classes. Also I go to a notoriously rigorous school.
>>28389684
You can buy a gun in even the most cucked of states
What your major mah nigga
scuse me i'm a bit drunk but I've dealt with failure before
>>28389684
My uni has retake options, like you just go to the class again and the best grade is the only one that counts towards your gpa. Maybe yours has something similar.
Who else /TiredOfLife/ here?
Im not even depressed or anything, I just am bored beyond belief, I sleep 10+ hours a day just to pass the time,and cant even masturbate anymore
>>28389630
Oh god that picture. Kill me now, it is me in every way.
Depression isn't always feeling sad. Feeling numb or indifferent, and having trouble enjoying things are clear signs. I know the feeling though. I always feel like I'm just biding the time, as if I'm waiting, but there's nothing I'm actually waiting for... death, I guess.
>>28389630
Whoever made this was super in touch and aware.
I JUST WANTED TO BE A VET WHY DID THEY HAD TO KICK ME OUT OF COLLEGE IT'S BEEN HALF A YEAR AND I CAN'T GET OVER THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28389627
why did you get kicked outt?
>>28389627
Why did you get kicked out OP, and why can't you just go to another uni?
>>28389647
>>28389681
my student loan credit was rejected because I'm poor and my mom forgot to pay the water bill
important cute hang out thread
posting cute image in this thread is MANDATORY
take off your shoes, grab some snacks and post cute anime pics thanks!
todays topic of discussion: cute images
>>28389606
i don't have a lot of cute pics but i will try
>>28389636
I appreciate your heart here, and in the end you can help build your collection here too!
>>>/a/
please leave
>stepdad just found the secret shelf
>>28389565
tired meme general? Has this not been driven far enough into the ground just yet?
>>28389565
>Parents don't find my porn stash
>They find my succubus summoning contract
>>28389578
>grandpa found the tired meme towel
Anybody else extremely successful in life and just come to /r9k/ for entertainment purposes?
>be me
>go to stanford, make all A's
>have two 8/10 fwbs from tinder and working on a third (texting, planning date)
>living and working in San Francisco over the summer, gonna make mad cash
>working on an iOS app that you'll probably be using next year
>tfw on my way to becoming the...
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>>28389547
Sound like someone I went to high school with.
If you are then you're just some kike that'll burn when Trump is in charge
me
6'3, 70k a year, regular heavy compound lifting, hot korean girlfriend that does anal whenever i want. life is pretty good
>>28389547
What were your parents like?
blox
what do I do about my desire and love for young girls as a married man with a child on the way?
please don't ignore my questions
Pick up a Bible.
>>28389505
I have one in my library