How to get a gf?
I watched hundreds of pick up/kissing/how to get a gf videos, but I'm still helpless.
have you read any of the literature on this field? "The comprehensive guide on how to get gf" was very informative for me
>>28390925
Work out until you're a little fit, then post a shirtless pic on Tinder. Then chat up girls until it works. You can change your location to get more matches if your area goes dry.
literally just be yourself my man
>tfw I bully my wagie gf with my big NEET cock when she comes home from work every day and sucks me off
Pics of your supposedly big cock
>>28390949
no thanks, i'm not a man whore
>>28390920
Thisis what I call a good feel.
Okay you want to be a normie let me tell you what the fuck being a normie is like
>try to arrange going out with Normie's over dinner in cafeteria
>entire dinner no one figures it out
>last minute plan to meet
>go out
>a vegan philosopher comes with us
>just cuck my shit up
>spend half the first half of the evening in shitty forced banter drinking mediocre...
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>>28390906
No one is trying to be a normie?
>>28390906
Thisis a step away from robothood.
That was just a fail night, happens to everybody.
Give it another try. You are still doing more then these faggots around here
who here /fuckeduptheirreputation/?
>>28390872
Your reputation is ruined because you think that "who here /severalwordsallatonce/" is an acceptable way to post.
>>28390872
I have never been significant enough to have a reputation in any group
I fucked up my reputation towards employers by getting locked up in county jail for a year, now I can only get hired for blue collar shit even though I'm a decent coder
I've been a NEET for a week now and I already hate it
How do you people enjoy this? I'm bored out of my mind
>>28390861
I've been one for a month now.
It doesn't get any better.
>>29390861
>>28390883
Just go back to work.
TruNEETs are born, not made.
I once, in my numerous hours of free time, did a study on this. %98 of people on Earth are wagies for life. They have no concept of time, enjoyment, fulfillment etc. outside of working for their boss.
The other %2? Well... let's just say we live more in our afternoons than you do in your entire lives.
What exactly gave you the idea that people enjoy it? Have you ever browsed this board before?
>tfw you're tulpa has a fupa
>>28390805
*cough cough*
VAPE NAYSH YALL
I'll bump this thread, even though the other thread is still sort of active. I'll take all your tulpa questions, too, if you'd like.
>>28391636
>he doesn't realise this isnt the thread for that
>tfw tulpa went for chad
>tfw not even my own mind wants me
So in this thread i want you to post what you would do if you had this guys powers.
>blink (short range teleport (~15 meter (50 ft))
>dark vision (let's you see mammal life within a 50 ft distance. Even through walls. And can see their line of sight)
>bend time (stops time for a while. For the purpose of this we will say 2 minutes)
We will just use these three powers for now
+ you get the super sweet looking mask. And a good dark cloak.
Well /r9k/....
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>>28390674
how does mana recharge work in this hypothetical? like, how many times can i blink in an hour/minute, or bend time?
>>28390674
>Bend Time
>go to mcdonalds
>take all of their tendies
move to a small pacific island nation and rule it as a divine king
why aren't you sticking your dick in crazy via craigslist??
>>28390672
This isn't the crazy I like. This is just creepy.
holy shit
i need to start browsing craigslist
see the problem is girls like that are a 0.0001% occurance
>>28390672
I guarantee you its a tranny.
"friends" aren't real, prove me wrong.
What people call their friends are people they hang around with, drinking coffee, drinking alcohol, partying, holidaying, doing hobbies and activities with and whatever, to stave off loneliness and boredom and forfill the animal need for social interaction and company.
What a friend is supposed to be is a person who you form an altruistic connection and bond with, who accepts you for who you are, and actually wants to spend time with you because you're you.
In reality, people don't care about...
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I think you're just projecting. My friend and I just hang out and fuck around all day.
>>28390703
That's exactly what I'm saying. Your friend doesn't really care about you, he's using you. He's secretly judging you as ruthlessly as anybody would.
>>28390779
No, he really isn't. The problem is that you're just incredibly judgemental, so you think everyone else is too. Not all people are like that. Not everyone cares about flaws as much as you do.
>sign up for tinder
>use real pics I'm a 6/10 male
>exclusively like fat, ugly girls and single mums
>matches everywhere
>make them feel special like I'm not just after sex.
>fuck them, give them hope of a good thing
>following day message good morning so they're full of joy at not being used
>block and never...
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TINDER THREADS GO ON >>>/soc/
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
>>28390685
But I'm a robot emotionlessly doing this
>>28390685
wow dude take 30 neurofen and calm down.
why are robots such bad people?
you claim to be lonely but you push everyone who tries to be your friend away
>pic related adds me
>only steam friend in a while
>we talk sparsely for a few days
>never makes conversation, I always have to start it
>one day he stops answering
>keep trying
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I don't care, normie. This isn't tumblr.
Most people here are miserable horrible people that are only here to spread and feed on negative energy. I'd be your friend but I'm trying to limit my time online. I'm sure you're fine, people here just suck.
ill be your mate post your steam id.
Female here:
Wondering what the post limit is here
Anyone who calls it autosage please die
Pic related: anime girl
>>28390552
Fuck off and kill yourself roastie tripfag
>>28390586
Thanks for the contribution, 1 post closer
You didn't even sage, nice.
>>28390586
Its a free country she's allowed to post wherever she wants
OP i think the limit is 520. Btw really nice picture :)
>slut season has officially re-started
why does EVERY female age 13-40 dress like a fucking whore when the weather is warm? What happened to modesty?
>>28390532
hey kid? shaddup.
>>28390548
Most Reddit post I've seen today.
>>28390532
all women are whores, so that's not really a surprise.
Post suicide ideas, methods, tips, and any info relating to an heroing. Also post any of your own plans that you may have.
Been thinking about it a lot recently and have been trying to find the best method. I'd like no one to find my body so any help would be appreciated
>>28390530
Suicide is not cowardly, but it is weak. And even if by this time, you don't give a shit about the value of "strength," just know that with it, you'll be able to outlast the current sense of self into something better.
Planning on waiting until I turn 27 in a few months before I make a decision. I want to give it one last really good shot at making my life better, I owe myself that much. If it doesn't work, then I guess I'll be writing up a suicide note. Have no idea what to say. I have no idea how I'll an hero. Was thinking that helium mask thing, no guns in my country.
I'm scared that it could destroy my parents, they're the reason I've held off for a few years but they live across the country and I dunno if I'll see them again.
Sorry for the blog post.
>>28390696
>I'm scared that it could destroy my parents, they're the reason I've held off for a few years
This is why I've held it off as well. But that's the reason why I don't want anyone finding my body. I was thinking about heading somewhere remote and doing the deed there.
new OP image when edition
Morning lid. Can't wait for another lovely day up north
Really need a husky wan wan senpaitachi.
Wish I were British so I could partake in these comfy looking threads and enjoy the camaraderie