>What's wrong anon? Don't you want to fuck me?
>>28396460
Nothing is wrong, why wouldn't I want to fuck you?
I'm not following, OP.
>>28396460
Fucking takes too much work tbqh.
You can suck this dick tho.
>>28396460
No feminine penis no diamond.
Get out of here, roastie.
reeeee
>tfw you're graduating uni next week
>tfw you spent all four years refreshing pages on 4chan instead of making friends
Did you at least do an internship or get somewhat close to a professor who can write a letter of recommendation?
>>28396480
I have a job lined up already.
Hey me too
0rigami posterami
How does the /r9k/ narrative explain ugly, poor, stupid, untalented people still having relationships and sex?
How can all women go for chad yet as I get older my friends and acquaintances get gfs and wives?
Chads are the Jews of /r9k/. On here people believe only Chad can fuck women. They are not Chad because they are virgins or only get the ugly/fat ones.
It's a self preservative circular logic by lazy retards.
>"Chad is holding me back from fucking women"
>"I am miserable because of Jews"
>"All women are whores because they don't like my dick"
>"If it wasn't for Chad I'd be successful"
The explanation is that the "only Chads have sex" narrative is a lie.
It's not that there are a small percentage of the population, Chads, that are the only people having sex. It's actually the opposite. There is a very, very small percentage of the population which is mandated by the laws of the universe to never receive any form of romance, intimacy, or sex.
I am living proof of this. I was friendless until 16 and a kissless virgin for all of that time. Now I am 20 and have had friends for 4 years and yet remain a kissless virgin. I am surrounded...
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Ugly, poor stupid untalented girls end up in relationships with ugly, poor, stupid, untalanted guys. If you know a shit person, chances are that the shit person has a shit significant other. It's very simple.
So all the signs point to my girlfriend being asexual (hopefully not because she was molested earlier on throughout her life).
So would you fags prefer an asexual girlfriend to an overly promiscuous one?
>good sides:
Less likely to cheat, you're more likely to be her only experience, etc...
>bad sides
No sex heh.
Also, inb4 "'girlfriend', >>>out"
I've been here longer than half you fuckers and I'm not leaving.
>>28396337
"asexual", I garun fuckin tee this guy would be able to make her unasexual.
It's you most likely.
>asexual
this relationship will end in cucking, guaranteed. don't say we didn't warn you
Asexual just means your gf doesn't want to have sex with YOU
>playing video game
>some kid talks shit to me after I do poorly in a match
>"You're probably a 30 year old virgin living in your mom's house, I bet you like anime too fucking faggot"
>aside from me being 25 it's all true
Isn't that unfortunate for me?
Hmm.
>>28396324
It kinda is, isn't it?
>>28396324
Why even play online games? It's just more interaction with Normies. I play nothing but comfy single player games.
>>28396324
Do you have a good relationship with your mom?
>You missed out on being a teenager
>you missed out on staying up late with the boyz in the skatepark, smoking weed and laughing about your troubles
>you missed out on sneaking back into your room at dead hours and lie in your bed while texting
>you missed out on getting fake IDs so you can go to clubs and neck fit girls you don't even care about
>you missed out on living the supposed best years of your lifeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
didn't read and don't care but please stop trying to create school shooters
>>28396317
What else do you plan to miss out on while you dwell on all the things you missed out on.
Here's some advice anon, go get some milk, pour it on the ground and cry over it
>>28396317
Yeah I know now I'm missing out on uni too.
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>actually thinking people on /r9k/ believe that men can't be irrational
You're arguing with thin air OP, don't let your preconceived opinions show so much
>>28396312
Where can I play that wikihow game?
>>28396405
When someone says that women are irrational (women, as opposed to men) they are implying that men aren't.
>>28396431
Sorry. Forgot to link it.
http://damn.dog/
I deleted steam last night and have no idea how to pass the time. it's not like i have friends or anything. what do i do?
>>28396290
Reinstall, faggot
go for a jog. weather's good, at least where I live
I stopped playing games a while back, I just started playing guitar. Gets me hella chicks too.
What's the best medication for Anxiety and panic attacks?
>>28396273
Cognitive behavioral therapy, breathing techniques, a strong desire to change, and a willingness to force yourself into uncomfortable situations. You must never give up or admit defeat, you are your own worst enemy so take control.
>>28396273
Death.degozaru
fighting the fear
you know its all in your head
do you want it to take over your life?
I know you guys don't like normies, but since I used to post here before I became one, this is the only place I know where to go
>be me freshman in College
>never kissed a girl coming in to school
>last two months of school a girl shows interest so we start hanging out
>I realize that I don't like her in a romantic way even though she's hot
>I also realize that I really like her roommateComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
pic related is one of charlie's douchebag facebook... this dude didn't seem too attractive but he's taller than me and is very rich
>>28396202
essentially I realized last night that I wish I never became normie two months ago.
I'm still a virgin but I should have never dabbled in the affairs of girls
holy fuck this girl turned me into a cuck now too
Imagine you're given a choice to change your life thus far.
Would you rather stay a robot, who understands the nature of the world and others to a greater point with the cost of depression, or be a normie, ignorant to the true nature of the world but generally happy?
>>28396170
Here you see the myth that being depressed=being smart and that being happy=being stupid. Robots are such narcissists.
>>28396203
I agree man. If you're really smart, you'd figure out 1. what you want in life and 2. how to get it
You gotta break through your comfort zone
now I still come back to r9k just to shitpost desu
>>28396203
no, I'm not saying that's how it is, I'm saying if you had a choice of being smart and depressed or stupid and happy, what choice would you make?
It's a generic question.
My mum is getting me a personal trainer this summer against my will. I plead to her to not get me one but she doesn't listen. I'm scared of going to the barbers so going outside isn't an option. I don't want one cause a) if i wanted to get fit i can do it on my own and b) he'll make me run outside which I will absolutely not do since I live in chav area, I'll get shanked.
HELP ME WHAT DO I DO THIS IS ILLEGAL ISNT IT
>>28396157
However much you disagree with your mum, at least be thankful that she's trying to help you.
Even if it is misguided, at least she cares.
>>28396187
She actually thinks he's such a failed piece of shit that she's paying someon else to deal with it.
Thank your mother you ungrateful swine. This is a great opportunity for you. I've lost 15 pounds in the last two months (sorry, not sure what that is in stone or whatever unit of measurement you fuckers use, it's approximately the weight of 8 hardcover Qu'rans I guess) and I eat like a shithead. Being healthy will change your perspective and make you feel like you're actually accomplishing something rather than just waiting for Big Ben to make Big Bongs all day.
Signed,
T. American Greatigan
>Help, the goats are attacking me!
What will you do to save her, robots?
>>28396137
>tatto
>cripple
i will leave so i don't have to look at that abomination
>>28396137
Just raise her up a bit. Goats are baffled by sudden increases in height .
>MERCY
>Spare
So is Hilary Clinton literally just "I am a woman" the presidential candidate? Seriously, it's like being female is her defining trait. I can't remember Obama making a big deal about being black. What kind of person defines themselves purely by their gender.
>>28396126
>What kind of person defines themselves purely by their gender.
Hilary
because retards (women) who can vote are going to choose Hilary because "muh girl power"
>>28396126
>What kind of person defines themselves purely by their gender.
fembots
>>28396149
>>28396153
Hey retards its the hand that rocks the cradle that is the most powerful. Don't forget you wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for women.
>go to get a haircut
>have to spend 20 minutes looking at myself in the mirror
>>28396092
>>go to get a haircut
for what purpose
>>28396184
No chance. Cut it yourself with a shotgun.
>>28396092
Why not cut it yourself. I learned how to cut the back part using some sort of bandana to mark the limit.