oh shitttt here come dat boi
>>28403115
Someone explain me the "here come the boi" meme plus thx
>>28403115
o shit wassup!!
Cool forced meme.
Failed Normie/Cyborg thread.
>tfw can get girls interested in me easily
>tfw see them light up and smile when we make eye contact
>tfw these waifus lose interest when delving deeper and discovering how much of an autistic weeb I am
>>28403077
Don't give yourself so much credit. If you were actually attractive, they'd still be down to fuck, at least.
>>28403077
Stop shitposting me
w-we need to hit the gym today...
>>28403133
Never said I was Chad, settle down dude.
Post your Skype username and I'll talk to you. It doesn't have to be about your problems in particular. Whatever kind of outlet you need I'll provide.
b-but...I'm shy :'(
>>28403197
Then sit in your shit, you sad sap.
>>28403254
Not me
>>28403197
Being shy is perfectly fine Anon
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
I lied about going to university, I have passed less than 10 classes in almost six years and I might have to stay there for up to four more years or drop out and off myself because my family is poor as fuck and my parents really made a huge effort to help me enroll while my mom can't even pay to have her fucked up teeth fixed.
>>28402900
Are you Mexican?
Original
I didn't rewind a VHS tape one time before returning it to Blockbuster.
>>28402948
Yeah, actually I am.oreganonono
Will you date a girl with BPD?
Yes it would remind me of my mom. Not in a sexual way. I just miss her a lot
Yeah I would if she were attractive and worked to keep it under control rather than just spiraling out on tantrums constantly.
I'd put up with the occasional tantrum as long as they're not constant.
no
>constant tantrums and probably resorts to substance abuse
only setting yourself up to lose
there is no such thing as a non-degenerate boi pucci
pure women are rare and don't stay pure
and there's no good cuntboys
>>28402801
So we should remain pure for 2d and VR
>>28402882
But 2D and VR aren't real
>>28402882
VR is probably a fad like motion controls and will die. At least in this form. I'll wait until they merge human consciousness and the internet like in Serial Experiments Lain or when they have the matrix from Neuromancer.
Until then, two dimensions is better than three.
>normalfags from school invited me to hang out with them today
>told them I had other plans
>am really just shitposting on this Samoan coin-collecting forum like I do every other Saturday
>tfw I might have blown my chance at finally having friends
>>28402594
You made your bed, now Iie in it.
My "friends" harass me about going to the stupid bible study group every week on Saturday after I work 50 hours a week and I just want to sit here and get drunk
I do exactly the same thing and don't understand why
>manage to infiltrate group of normies using meme humour
>finally get invited to gathering
>looking forward to it for ages
>get anxious as fuck on the day
>ummm... something came up I won't be able to make it sorry
>spend the rest of the night feeling lonely and regretting my decision
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How can I prove that you all aren't a fragment of my imagination?
There is no way that there is so many people with so many things in common with me. So many ridiculously contrived and strange problems that most people will never understand. When I go outside its impossible to find a single Robot. /r9k/ only exists when I'm inside my room. Am I still alive?
>he goes out
will you idiots fuck OFF already?
>>28402517
>should I buy the blue shirt or the purple shirt?
You're literally saying you don't encounter people that avoid interaction - and wonder about it.
Say you had a girl your age who would do anything you told her to do, as long as you reward her with affection and acceptanceven because she is so insecure. She is too physically unappealing for you to want to have sex with her. But somehow, she is popular with all of the other people your age. Given these circumstances, what would you have her do for you?
Improve herself and motivate me to do the same probably
housework
blowjobs
pretty much just be my slave
>>28402484
Nice image of Madotsuki. I fucking love Yumi Nikki.
>first day of work
>making harmless small talk with normie coworker
>tells me "you're kind of weird bro..."
Should I report him or let it slide? I don't wanna look like a bitch but FUCK it irritated me. I didn't do anything that was /r9k/ tier. Just talked about where we were from and other stupid shit.
>>28402412
>Should I report him
And you wonder why he thought you were weird.
>>28402412
I would just wait util you're conversing with him again around your manager and just loudly bring that remark up like "OH YEAH, LIKE THAT ONE TIME YOU CALLED ME WEIRD AT WORK." But honestly I would just let it go.
>>28402412
Normies have built-in weirdness detectors that can detect autism at 50 paces. There's nothing you could have done anon.
Easiest way to kill yourself at home?
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>>28402349
By staying on /r9k/.
You're slowly but easily dying.
>>28402349
you just posted it
>at work
>thinking of how I'm going to start studying programming really hard
>fantasizing about all the cool shit I'm gonna do once I become good at it
>come home
>all pumped up to read a programming book
>open the pdf
>read the first few sentences
>lose all motivation
>fap and start...
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>>28402329
>someone spelled "lose" correctly for once
I'm proud of you, anon-kun.
>>28402329
Learning isn't difficult at all. Learning to code is.
>>28402329
because some concepts are hard to put into words and even harder to understand, some people have an easier time because some people have a brain better predisposed to understand patterns and have a general ease at "understanding" concepts
>Be me, highschool senior a few months ago
>Have no friends in my class
>80% of my class are females
>Our teacher gives us a group project
>Everyone is getting into groups
>No one wants to group with me
>My teacher has to group me with 4 girls to whom I never speak
>The girls don't want me involved in the project, so they...
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why didnt you tell the teacher they wouldnt let you do anything? was little baby faggot too scared to speak up?
>>28402279
>senior
Doubt it with the way you talk. MODS!
>>28402351
hes talks like a manchild, doesnt mean hea underaged
How did you get on NEETbux, robots?
> Be me, have Asperger's and OCD.
> I get the same thing for lunch every day from my local Jimmy John's sandwich shop:
> Bacon (the base sandwich is a BLT)
> Cucumbers
> LIGHT lettuce (I cannot believe how some normies can eat so much lettuce. Do you even taste your meat?)
> LIGHT mayonnaise (I used to get EXTRA mayonnaise but both of my...
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>>28402263
you're not fooling them if you literally have those things.
And I have major depression. I asked my doctor if I qualified for disability and she's like "oh yes, without a doubt you'll be approved"
Now I sit here with my neetbux hoping every 15 minutes a plane will crash into my building and kill me.
>>28402263
>not ordering the Pepe
>>28402263
i wish i was autistic
you people have no sense of shame thats how you're able to do stuff like this, being autistic is like playing life on easy mode. i cant stand being looked down upon even though i know im a pathetic fuck, i'd probably kill myself afterwards if i ever attempted this.
Gold Bullion Vault Bank of England
Estimated worth:
$315,000,000,000
Imagine all the ramen noodles you could buy with that.
>>28402228
that's alot of tendies
origunl
Woah.
imagine how much America must have, given that it also owns England
I thought Gorden Brown sold all the UKs gold