>TFW allergic to cats
>only pets I'm interested in
Why does life have to be this way?
Cats are the animal kingdoms definition of a self centered asshole.
Well I guess whatever reflects your personality, right.
>>28404949
don't make me post it
whoops, too late
>>28404919
Antihistamines (though I guess it depends on how bad those allergies are)
I'm the same way, take cetirizine every day and it keeps the sneezes away
Anyone else obsessed with male models? Not even gay.
Chico is my personal favorite.
Check out lookism.net if you haven't already. You'll fit in well there.
>>28404916
People say chads in the jawline, but really it's in the eyes
>>28405112
A masculine jawline is what makes Chad a Chad.
not to say that guy in OP doesnt get pussy thrown at him 24/7, but a Chad has more Alpha qualities
Suicide's popular on /r9k/ tonight, you guys doing ok?
>tfw actually not feeling suicidal right now
This is madness
Not really. It's pretty telling about what kind of life I live that I'm contemplating suicide because I can't play games on my computer right now. It's all I have left.
>>28404889
I do actually, I'm contributing but it seems a board-wide thing.
So, I was watching porno and I like British girls, so I watch them alot.. American btw. And I noticed that everyone of them like shitskin men.
Why? Why do they like them? Can Brit anons tell me why? Why don't they like you, Brits?
It seems as though the actual white British race will die off because of this.
That's a reflection on the demographics of the British porn industry, not the actual state of race relations in the UK. Interracial relationships are pretty rare in most places I've been to, you only tend to see them in run down council estates or what you would call "the projects".
OOOH
OOH
OOOH
FUCK ME MOHAMMED
YOU GET TO WATCH NIGEL
FUCK THIS ENSLAVE ALL WOMEN.
>I got broads in Atlanta
>Got a house with a veranda
Now that the dust has settled, what did he actually mean by this?
Why is he bragging about having a veranda?
The whole song was about cars.
>>28404828
The gentleman is acquainted with some womenfolk in the capital or Georgia. He goes onto describe that a domicile built on his real estate has an open air gallery.
>always say hi to coworkers, try to mingle with them
>They seem cool
>Half a year later start noticing they all get together after work and never invite me
>One of my friends is invited and goes out with them (they dont know we're close friends)
>Friend told me I came up once in a conversation, they all talked shit about me
>mfw
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>>28404787
How did they meet your friend?
>>28404787
If it happened to me I'd just pretend nothing happened but I'm pretty beta overall. I'd just not be friendly to them anymore
Confront them. Trust me man it will make you feel a lot better. Normies are trivial faggy backstabbers. Call them out and they'll continue to talk shit but they'll be btfo during your convo.
>get to party
>raining outside
>crush walks up to me and asks if its raining outside
>she points to my shoulder
>in my infinite autismo i dodge her finger and look behind me
>what the fuck
what? expIain
>>28405044
OP is bragging about being cool enough to go to parties and interact with women while pretending to sympathize with robots
>>28405044
she pointed at my shoulder whic was wet because the rain and asked me if it was still raining. i thought she was pointing at something behind me and dodged her finger. then i laughed aekwardly and stared at her abit. she stared back and then i just kinda walked away. havent been the same since
I'm going to prom with a hot ass escort I'm paying 200$ to go with then fucking the shit out off right after
Ask me anything
>inb4 minor , I'm 18
>>28404757
>200
Calling so much bullshit, that price is so low she wouldn't even give you head for more than 10 minutes with that money, let alone spend hours with you faking to be your gf and be groped and kissed
KYS faggot
>>28404914
It's for every hour desu
Saved a years worth of GDP from my job and allowance... I'm leaving prom early and then losing my v card
Around 600$ total
JESUS CHRIST IM SURE A """""FEMBOT"""" WOULD GO TO P ROM WITH YOU AND MAYBE FUCK YOU FOR $600 WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCC
>tfw you will never feel the pulsating heart and body heat of a woman
>tfw falling in love with girl on youtube who you'll never meet irl
JUST fuck my heart up senpai
Or you do but she ghosts you.
Even worse desu
But I'll always have qt 2d girls baka desu senpai.
Wich one is the patrician choice?
Your mother sucking my dick, faggot
neither, gas all the fucking niggers.
No complaints from either desu.
There is a spider spinning a net in my room. Finally I have a spiderbro again.
I guess you could say you SPIED HER
>>28404679
There's a daddy long legs in my room. I'm pretty sure a chad took over his web though because the smaller one looks kind of dead and the bigger one still alive. I wonder what happens next. They have been like this for a week already.
>>28404733
Daddy long legs don't spin webs. They aren't spiders.
>"Hey Anon, are you sleeping? Can I ask you something? Do you really mean all those things you say about yourself? All those things you say and then laugh about as if you were just joking. Like when you put yourself down and stuff. Are you really just joking, or do you actually mean them? I'm sorry if it's a weird thing to ask out of the blue, it's just I really hope you don't mean them, because they're not true. There's so much more good in you than bad Anon, I hope you realize that. Because I do."
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>>28404671
Are you sure this is a girl, /mu/ greentext guy?
>>28404671
Who are you and why are you in my house?
origami originals
>>28404671
If you wanted to bang all you had to do was ask.
who else /tall robot/?
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw it doesn't even matter because I'm ugly and have a baby face
>>28404659
>5'8 AT MOST
>4/10 face
>5/10 body
>spaghetti pockets
when does it end
>>28404659
>6'1"
>tall
okay anon
>>28404711
>5'8"
>7/10 face
>started working out
I hope I can get a gf
/britfeel/
Being circumcised fucking sucks edition
What the fuck is this terrible OP image? Look at the calendar months.
>>28404687
Wow you realized just now? Fucking retard
>>28404687
Truly we are at the mercy of newfags
>21yr
>erectile dysfunction
All your feels are minor compared to this
Do you eat right, OP?
maybe your eating habits are preventing you from pitching a tent
>>28404641
>27 years old
>premature ejaulactor
>can't last more than 30 seconds
fuck you faggot op with your white people problems
>>28404781
At least your dick works you fucking faggot, just use some method to desintitize, iike numbing condom.