>its a anon is homealone and walks around the house talking to himself episode
fuckin neo r9k doesnt like good threads anymore
i like to dance around in my underwear and sing to myself
I like to run around of al fours and make animal noises when I'm alone.
How come normals say robots aren't entitled to the same joy everyone else gets but also claim to be entitled to the right to live?
He had top education, great car, great home, clothes stuff and still he though it is not enough.
He enjoyed much more than average man.
Still grills did not like him bc he was a retard.
>>28415919
Imagine being a retard without all those things.
What would that do to a man?
>>28414601
Because in most societies you have a right to life, but not a right to be happy.
hey guys
so yesterday I realized two things that shocked me and I wanted to talk about it with you since I think many of you can relate.
> 1. The world today is an absolute madhouse
It's crazy, lunatic, completely nuts. And I'm not even talking about the horrible wars, child labour, rape gangs, serial killers, wagecuck-mentality and so on. I'm talking about the fact that only since roughly 80 years makind, on a somewhat broad level, has access to a pretty comfortable life, mabe even too comfortable.
Before that it was either work 24/7 for your entire fucking live (meaning about 40 years if you're super lucky) if you don't want to die off hunger, cold, poverty, disease or whatever for roughly 5,920 years. And only since 10 years we have the internet which allows us to waste time in such horrible ways that our forefathers would be ashamed and baffled by.
I'm not trying to badmouth the internet and the changes it brought to our everyday life. I just want to point out that it's been a central aspect of our lives for 0.16% of human life. And it changed everything.
There are people out there who make a living by streaming themselves playing video games.
I don't know if i could get my point across but I really think the world today is absolutely crazy and it's bound to fuck people up in one way or another.
> cont.
>>28414590
> 2. I am a total fuck-up
Now here's the obvious one. There are people on here who have it way, way worse than me (abusive childhodd, raped, serious medical conditions etc) but we all - more or less - share the inability to establish a "normal", healthy social life that includes romantic relationships, friendships and a good relationship with our families.
While this may seem like a trivial observation, its true and devastating impact hit me hard yesterday.
The...
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You're thinking about it too much. If you try to categorize the world, you will fail. Accept the entropy and find peace in the fact that you exist in this present moment.
>>28414666
> find peace in the fact that you exist in this present moment
I think that what seperates humans from animals is a longing for an actual kind of higher purpose. Be it building houses, teaching kids or whatever. And I am scared as shit because I have no idea what my purpose is or what I want it to be.
This doesn't work.
What are you doing for mothers day? I need ideas.
I think I'm gonna surprise her with flowers but I can't think of anything else 2bh
>>28414573
>caring about your mother
That roastie whore is the one who brought you into this living hell against your will. All she deserves for Mother's Day is a bullet to the skull.
>>28414582
My counterpoint would be that she didn't know what she was doing and now that we're stuck in this hell together we might as well do the best we can with it.
>>28414573
Hilariously enough, I bought my mom a gaymen keyboard. She's a musician and I recently built a new recording PC for her, and she wanted a backlit wired keyboard with macro keys.
Also some gardening shears to replace her old rusty ones.
As much bad blood as there might have been between me and my parents in the old days, they've been bailing me out of shit for 30 years.
tell me what you think i am based on my face
do i look like a robot? i'm 19
>>28414554
u look like a fag lol
U look like a fag kek
>>28414587
agreed he look like a piece of crap lmao
Sarah, if you're reading this. Please leave Chad. I want you back. I miss you.
Please.
Hi, I'm the man in the picture. Can someone tell me what is going on here??
>>28414875
no you're not. GTFO normie. Also, that girl is gross, get a hotter oneits op
Hello.
This is Sarah.
I don't know who you people are or why you keep posting my information. Chad and I have already informed the police and we will be monitoring this site until the people that own it remove our information.
What you're doing is illegal and we will sue you and get you sent to jail you sick perverts.
EVEN SEVERELY AUTISTIC MUTE ROASTIES WANT CHAD
WHAT THE FUCK
https://youtu.be/a34qMg0aF6w
>>28414532
>would you date a 21 year old person with autism
She has to play the autism card, doesn't she?
Also, his discomfort is palpable, I actually feel sorry for him despite his being a Chad and a whore.
>>28414532
shes autistic, not retarded.
All self-aware people want to improve the genes of their offspring. Of course even a severely autistic girl will want Chad.
What, did you think you had a chance?
>>28414634
Just like all robots want a stacy.
Best movie Ive seen in a long time
Any other robots seen it? Dont know what it was but it really made me feel like most movies cant
>>28414502
No, nobody's seen it, and this thread will die because your post is shit
T B H
Van damme is a pretty good actor
A movie about an emotionally repressed sociopath who treats his houseplant as his daughter and his daughter as his wife.
Yeah sounds about right.
ASMR fags get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g9e2ner9sE
>>28414483
Why do you always use this fucking picture? Her assmer blows, man.
This one is my personal favourite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDM7MAeuDj0
Anyone got the rest of the GentleWhispering/Maria porn vids? There have been proven to be at least 5 more, but here's the one I have:
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=29613881856444272683
ITT: We make our 3DPD "waifu" from other women.
http://www.morphthing.com/morph
I'll start.
dove cameron plus amanda seyfried. i think i created a goddess.
>>28414620
Ehhh
ctgvhbjnkm
>>28414646
objectively better than your morph
Who /pissjugs/ here?
Just fell off the wagon and started to fill up old water bottles.
>>28414241
Fill them up in balloons instead and then throw them at Stacies
>>28414241
I ran out of jugs so I have been using tupper wear the last two days. my mom keeps asking if I know where all the containers are... they are Under my bed
>>28414450
Hehehe.
Who /devlish/ here?
>"Uncle anon, why isn't there an auntie anon? Mommy says there is a special girl out there for every boy!!"
"well your mom lied to you"
>>28414217
>Mommy says there is a special girl out there for every boy!!
But she's raising you with her wife.
Mommy prefers convenient feel-good lies over the sad reality that some people live and die sad and alone, being forced to rot in loneliness and misery their entire lives.
Also Santa isn't real, it's a bullshit fairy tale designed to convince children to be on good behavior.
>when you look at your final year course list, and all you want to do is sleep till graduation
>only have 1 day to study for biggest final because procrastination
>if i fail i will lose my job offer or be forced to take a summer class
oh boy, hot diggity
>When you're drinking, browsing 4chan, and watching anime instead of studying for finals.
>>28414236
What's the final on, famalam?
Is it more attractive to women to be serious or to be unserious?
serious when it is necessary
unserious at other times
>>28414183
It's attractive if you act like a human bean and aren't autistic
>>28414212
so that's a vote for unserious?
>be NEET
>want to get a trade
>be australian
>hear how easy it is in the USA
>just sign up and presto you get qualified
>meanwhile in australia
>have to know someone in the FBI (Friends, brothers, inlawns) or CIA (cousins, inlaws, aunties) who is already trade qualified
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My uncle is an electrician
My cousin (his son) is his apprentice
All they do is smoke ciggies and zap zap all day
Why do you even want to be a tradie anon?
Is it the appeal of the high vis shirts and that people would notice you because youre wearing clothing brighter than the sun?
>>28414218
tradie life is GOAT when you get qualified
>charge upwards of $50 an hour
>set your own hours basically
>rarely do any tough work
>put on apprentices and make them do all the heavy lifting, etc
>>28414260
you're not the one making the overhead bozo