Femanons, who's the hottest person ever in your opinion?
Sesshomaru
Inuyasha
Nobody sexier imo
Famous men I am attracted to:
Zac Efron
Onision
Jake Gylenhaal
All have blue eyes.
In real life though, I have only had crushes on Hispanic guys, no one with blue eyes.
Have you had a gf before?
If so, how many have you had?
If not, why?
I haven't, and I'd say it's because I can't talk to girls without spilling spaghetti
>>28420360
>Inb4
>"hey bro just be yourself"
>"just get /fit/"
>"bro you'll be fine just get out more"
>20 years old
>never had a girfriend
>never been hugged
>never been kissed
>never had sex
keking at my life
I had """"1"""" in junior high because my sister had a friend who thought I was cute. It lasted for a week.
I'm happy it didn't continue. She turned into a complete feminazi tumblerina who I'm more than positive has multiple mental illnesses and probably would've castrated me in my sleep or something
>fast food is unhealthy and vegetables are healthy
I want this meme to end. It's a blatant lie, almost as bad as "anthropogenic climate change" or "smoking causes cancer".
then go eat burgers all time, fatty american
>think I should eat healthy
>try to eat a salad
>can't even keep it in my mouth for long without spitting it out
>eventually try to force myself to swallow it
>not even close to full but so disgusted I don't eat anything else
>eventually get a stomach ache
Is the only reason vegetables are supposed to be healthy that when you eat it you just lose your appetite for "junk food"?
HELLO EVERYONE THIS IS RUNNING ON EMPTY
FOOD REVIEW
Red flags for guys:
He watches anime
He doesn't clean his nails
He doesn't wash his hair
He's greasy
He's still a virgin
>>28420164
He's under 5'9
Every human in the world is greasy.
>>28420164
He doesnt talk much
He keeps to himself
He hasnt the ego of a coke fueled millionaire
He isnt at least a 8/10
>tfw you're taking a shit and you feel a tiny nugget of shit right on the edge of your ass lips and you push and push but it just won't come out and that thing you feel in your ass turns out to be your prolapsed asshole
>>28420140
This image made my life thx senpai
Why was he such a dick?
>>28420140
Literally me last night
I am in fucking tears right now
>You will never be born in the 40's
>You will never marry a modest, pre-feminism female
>You will never know what it's like to walk in to a place a get a job on the spot
>You will never know what it's like to be able to own property and a quality car on one job
>You will never work what it's like to work in a efficient workplace of all men
>You will never retire at a reasonable...
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The last line sounds optimistic. Well at least in the context of previous ones.
>this cherrypicking argument where you take the best of the 40s and the worst of today.
Seriously, if you're that pissed just kill yourself and stop trying to bring the rest of us down to your shitty level.
Well I am a software engineer so, no I do not work with any women. I do make enough money to buy land. I have gotten job offers from the interview itself. And I am into 1950s lifestyle kink, so I do actually get with women that know feminism is a sham, and continue to break them and make sure they know their face.
How do I get disability for being legally blind?
I cannot pass a drivers test because I can't see the board well enough. My vision in my better eye is not 20/200 at all.
What do I do about this?
This picture is not me its some man named snek
Anyone wanna give some advice to a brother
>>28420111
Get rich and hire someone to drive for you
>>28420388
How does one get rich though
Dubs and your chances of meeting your oneitis next time you're out increase 30%
Trips and you'll have a guaranteed good talk
Quads and you have 2% chance to fuck
Quads/Trips followed by dubs and that % increases by the last amount of times you went out last month, squared.
ROLL NOW!
One and only roll. Fts.
Check em tbo
If I get quads followed by dubs there's at least a 200% chance we fuck.
hello boys
fembot here.
>>28420000
*bot
And you aint even feminine.
itsamanbaby.jpg
nope.avi
>>28420000
nice try trannie
Daily reminder that if you don't:
>shower at least three (3) times a week
>have either well maintained facial hair or none at all
>actively take care of skin problems like acne
>have an actual haircut (anything that isn't long greasy hair)
>have any of the body types with a check mark (aka actually do regular physical activity)
>wear clothes that would not automatically label you...
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By doing the things above I will be helping society which shits on me. Fuck that.
>>28419988
>>have any of the body types with a check mark (aka actually do regular physical activity)
>has six pack abs
>doesn't fit the bill
fuck off /fit/cuck
yeah i'm sure you're really contributing to society consuming far more nutrients than necessary in order to feed your vanity. ass.
I have done all of that and I almost got a gf but my lack of experience fucked me up.
Even if the "lazy slobs" started doing it, having wasted the first 20 years of your life curses your chances of success.
I expect to be a normie by 30.
I am an software developer entrepreneur, by reading this board it amazes me the large quantity of healthy, young, economical capable, first world citizen, white men, that are really suffering depression and anxity from loneliness and its mental / pysical consequences / implications.
So I was thinking in this crazy idea, make a site where girls looking at least above 4/10 could sign in.
Then loners would be able to join BUT paying a high fee of at least 500 so the network is always at least at 5 girls to 1 loner ratio, loners will need to fill a full checked profile...
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Alright steve jobs chill out, you're on 4chan, stop trying to fake flex.
In all honesty though this doesn't work because NEETs end up having unwarranted self-respect. It's just too condescending and patronizing.
>>28420055
I do really have the money to throw at this idea
Back in the days when tinder became popular, I was using it myself and since I am an ugly cunt I couldn't get any matches, so I reverse engineering the protocol and published "tinder booster" app, a massive autoliker tool, massive text message, and profile positioned... made a lot with it before google play shut me down for breaking the Tinder EULA
I did have many wonderful and many horrible ideas during my life, but I think this is a good...
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Anyone else not give any fucks for Mother's Day?
>wake up as NEET
> Mom says good morning as she cooks me breakfast
> reminds self not to say happy mother's day to avoid celebrating this pathetic day
> let moms be moms why celebrate them when it's there job
> where the fuck are days for everyone working about like the wagies??
> goes back to playing overwatch all day and...
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>>28419896
>mother is out of town
The level of interest is mutual
>>28419896
Tbf if your mum raised a NEET she definitely doesn't deserve any kind of celebration/praise. Hope she had other non disappointing kids though
>>28419896
Damn OP my mother and I openly hate each other and I still got her a card.
Who else is working weekends today?
Me but I have fuckall to do browsing with my phone and playing with my 3DS Terraria and Earthbound.
Working weekends and having two days off in the middle of the week is best. Fuck having days off when everyone else is off. Silly normies and their weekends.
>>28420142
Yeah I'm having 3 days off work 3 days and then again 2 days off.
Welp missed prom , time to regret for the rest of my life
>>28419871
Are you pizza anon?
>>28404537
Actually you'll have regrets for about a couple of months. Its not a big deal.
Of all of the things I regret, going to prom is not one of them.
Why the fuck do normies want to spend $70 to stand around a high school gym decorated with paper shit?
Do any robots play The Sims 3?
I made myself and plan to be enemies with every nigger in the game and use cheats to kill them when they win a fight with me. I will also destroy the school and the city hall because le fuck establishment.
>not using niggers as your personal sex slaves
Anon-kun... I....
>>28419770
>not trapping all niggers in your basement, watching them die slowly
>>28419806
>>28419838
These are all great ideas.
I'll make a family of seven nigger twins and put them on my lot and make a giant plantation and make a white-looking mixed black girl, you know, the hot ones, and fuck that one.
The picture are the traits I added.