Instead of complaining about being a virgin, why not attend anime conventions?
You don't even have to like shitty anime or anything, just cosplay as anything you like, show up and fuck women. There are endless teenage babes ripe for the fucking, and the best part is that everyone there will be equally as autistic as you. Women literally only cosplay because they want to be fucked.
There are no chads at these conventions for obvious reasons, and unless you're a mega autstic fat faggot you are literally guaranteed pussy.
I went to PAX and fucked 3 girls, I was a virgin before that. I never knew it was so easy, I just had to get drunk and talk to people.
None of the girls were amazingly hot, but you've got to start somewhere.
>>28425006
the problem with your plan is thatI'm a mega autistic fat faggot
>>28425006
I don't want to just get laid, I want an ideal romantic anime relationship. Real cunts can't provide that so I'll stick to jerking off.
>go through my childhood items
>see this old journal i wrote when i was elementary school age
>see a badly erased journal entry
it reads
>"Dear Journal"
>"My favorite thing in all the world to do is kell every girls. And kell girls with a poisin snake. An never give girls antudote"
we are born to be robots
Sounds like elliot rodger to me
>>28424973
It is our destiny
Gdc jsbdhs d
kek, I wish I still had my old journal as a kid. I drew some Coldsteel tier edgy comics about a grim-reaper ripoff character who killed everyone with a big scythe.
>trying really hard not to hate women
>one of them expresses her opinion
every time
>>28424919
manlets btfo once again
hahahai'm 5'7
>>28424919
>I'm an ugly, vapid, Tumblr-tard and my list of demands from a potential spouse is longer than
>>28424919
Pansexuality - for people who crave being different so much that being "bisexual" just isn't edgy enough for them.
Also,
>Taller than me, definitely.
>I don't like looking down on people.
Yeah, way to disguise your shallow preferences as some kind of noble b.s.
Who actually likes Sundays other than wagecucks?
>everything's closed
>friends don't want to hang out on Sunday because it's Sunday and schools the next day
>Nobody wants to play the good vidya online
>Boredom
>Hungover from Saturday night
>the places that are open close at like, 6
Seriously wtf /r9k/?
kind of better tv shows are on
>>28424938
You have to wait the whole day just to watch Game Of Thrones or Silicon valley, it's easier for me to just wait to Monday afternoon and watch them
>>28424904
but muh holy day
Get in here, watchin Ed Edd n Eddy. DoubleD is a true robot, no wonder things went so wrong from watching this show. Playing random episodes
tinychat/48nfev
Bump cuz this could be pretty fun
>>28424876
>A plugin is needed to display this content
Fuck flash.
>>28425019
gladly will switch to another streaming chat
>"confirm e-mail address"
>ctrl+c ctrl+v
>born with large dick
>am planning to become a wizard anyways
>on /r9k/
>tick the "not a roboter" box
>>28425106
>Not disableing the google jewonator
How do I find a cute asian girl that will love me?
>wanting some stupid gook
>not wanting the most perfect woman in the history of the universe instead
baka desu senpai
>>28424808
Charlie is retarded she's an uggo that fucked all his friends
>>28424778
Kys, shes waiting for ye in heaven.
Why do roasties hate the Manic Pixie Dream Girl character type so much?
I kind of am a MPDG but I don't listen to indie music and I am not white. I wish I could attract a handsome man by being myself but the reality is that men are not attracted to it.
>>28424768
Because it's just Stacey with cool hair XD
Men will never settle for an unattractive woman even they themselves are buttugly
I recognize that shota anal
Would you date a cute brown girl?
>>28424717
I'd date a rock if I knew it would love me back
>>28424717
Real life brown girls don't look like anime brown girls, but either way yes.
how brown are we talking about?
>"you just need confidence"
>"good looking guys get rejected too"
>"looks are just a part of it, if you dont have personality and game a girl wont like you"
Well... He's technically right,
>>28424746
Of course he's right. You get some pretty powerful insight from the hormones secreted during pregnancy. When's he due?
This guy is literally me if I cut a bit
does anybody have any love?
I just want a boy to sit on my penis.
>>28424648
is that yours?
>>28424648
Shave, literal faggot
Time for feels, /r9k/. I did this last night, but I fell asleep at my desk.
What's bogging you down today/tonight?
I'll start.
>22
>Been in "big boy" job for 5 months as of next week.
>First 3 months go great, meet new people, expand my knowledge etc.
>After 3 months, interest begins to decline.
>Company losing money rapidly due to being too old fashioned and can't beat Amazon...
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>was going to get an ounce of mids for $50 today
>didn't happen
;_;
i got 99 problems but a wagecuck aint one
>>28424709
I wish I could get NEETbux.
>>28424679
Sorry you couldn't get it, anon.
>that family who took off their shoes inside
Everyone should do this imo. It's weird not to.
One day when you're the one who has to clean the carpets and shit you'll see why.
its quite common here where i live
>have been cleaning apartment for a couple hours
>not going to lie, im not even half way done
>i dont want to keep being a piece of shit
>i need someone to keep me in line
this is the list of things i need to get done
>keep my apartment clean every day
>fix my a/c
>fix my computer
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>>28424560
hey bro
I work in STEM and have had long-term girlfriends.
My life is less than ideal but I can help you out.
>>28424656
great, what do you have in mind.
>>28424656
OK, first of all, no need to catastrophize. I'll assume the worst case here...so what if your room is full of rats and feces and you have HIV? Neither's gonna kill you for a few years. Don't stress out about it.
Health is the #1 goal...fix this first and it makes everything else easier.
For you...stop eating grains and stop eating sugar.
Tell me more about your life...
> what do you do for $$$
> what social contacts...
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http://nypost.com/2015/05/02/a-miserable-mothers-day-made-me-cheat-on-my-husband/
Who the fuck gives their wife gifts on MOTHER'S day?
Nah, she always had her sight on the other guy. This gave her a reason to.
>>28424463
The husband should have sat down his wife and had a discussion of illegitimate hallmark holidays and why you should not celebrate them. Did he expect his partner to be full of knowledge and philosophy? No of course not, you got to help your partner with that stuff yourself.