What's that feel when you can't give a fuck about anything anymore ?
Its not depression
What is it /r9k/ ?
You're ready to die
>>28426278
Apathy
>orginal f
Acceptance mon ami
What is the gayest thing you've ever done/that's happened to you?
My best friend and I used to practice holding hands and kissing.
>>28426276
I've sucked five dicks in my life, kissed a bunch of dudes, and crossdress about once a week.
>>28426276
>>28427419
noi homoi tho.
Why do I relate to Elliot so much?
>>28426269
Because you're a butthurt failed normie
>>28426269
The supreem gentlemin
>>28426269
Because you are a supreme gentleman
>walk into store
>don't hold the door open for the guy behind me
>mfw I look back at him
>walking in front of someone
>have to pass through multiple doors
>hold door open for them each time
>they say "thanks" every time
>walking down the sidewalk
>walk right down the middle and don't budge for anyone
>faggots on bikes panic at the last second and swerve into the grass and almost crash
>shoulder bump people on foot
>sometimes they say something or yell
>always have my headphones in and never react plus I'm a big guy so i get away with it
>walk into store
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
What should I do before I kill myself?
I'm ready to die. Not looking for any normie tier shit about enjoying life. Tell me your suggestions what you would like to see me do in my last days of life. Maybe if your ideas are sufficiently edgy, I'll consider executing them.
And for your information: I live in Europe and I do not have access to guns.
-- OP
>pour gasoline onto yourself from an unmarked jerry can in public
>yell out that you will return from hell and claim this world as yours
>set yourself on fire
>run around screaming as your nerves start dying
>fall on ground and die without feeling any more pain
or you could buy me dark souls 3 on steam
Lose your virginity
>tfw I used to make videos with my Dragonball Z action figures using my parents old video camera
>I was 8, so they were stupid, but I enjoyed doing it so my parents and brother humored me and watched them
>I kept doing it
>It became a "show" with its own universe and continuity
>Eventually my family stops watching the episodes, but I still want to keep making them
>I just keep making...
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That's a feel and a half righty there man. I bet if you had started uploading them in like, 2008, you would've gotten that fame you desires. But it doesn't matter, don't compare yourself to those channels, you keep up what makes you happy.
Also, I feel I should add: I would rather make an actual TV show or movie with real actors than with action figures, but (big surprise) I have no friends willing to play characters for me. I had/have another YouTube channel where I make normal videos that I appear in, but I've exhausted all possible ideas that I can do alone over the last 5 years. This action figure shit is the only medium that's consistently there for me and not restricted by a lack of characters.
Bump I don't want this thread to die
>Give flowers to my Mum.
>Chad brother fills her with cum.
>you bring her laughs
>chad fucks her pussy
I do rather enjoy your prose. Let me try.
>You make her laugh
>Chad makes her cum
>You spend sunday night reading Hegel
>Chad leaves her ass looking like a bagel
>tfw inlove with afeminine boy
He likes me too but I wanna be straight. How do I repress my feelings?
>>28426067
Tell him to transition.
If he's a girl it's not gay and your family will think you're just dating a barren girl which is a shitty female but whatever.
love is love
no matter gender
just try and accept it
forget all boundaries
just find love in whoever
>>28426106
That would take years
>>28426176
Tell that to society
My cat is in heat
Send help
Take it out of the oven you retard
>>28426045
Fuck her or let him fuck you in the ass
>>28426045
Get a pet frog instead desu, teach it tricks like pic related
>one eye bigger than the other
>>28425968
Mine are like that too.
I still love you, Eliza. It looks cute.
>>28425968
how do I get rid of babyface?
Pictures that are disturbingly close to your own life experience
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Birthdays and all events surrounding me, people (family) only show up because my mum makes a big deal out of it.
>>28426893
Your dad beat you when you were an infant?
What fictional universe do you think is the best?
For me:
Warhammer 40k
A Song of Ice and Fire a close second
Damn those are my favorite universes as well.
Both universes are darker, expansive, moraly compex and farless goofy than typical popular normie universes like the MCU or star wars.
The only reason soiaf is popular is because a fantasy setting is considered less nerdy than by normalfags(lets face it, mainstream geeks subconcsiously abhor actual nerdy things) and even then most normalfags have barely scratched the surface of that universe.
>>28425880
How would a nnormie appreciate this?
>>28426096
How would a normie appreciate this?
>born too late for a society where women depended on men and we're not sexually liberal
>born too early to be genetically engineered Chad and participate in orgies with a world only filled with smart and beautiful people
>>28425860
only you would never participate in them because your genes are shit
>>28425878
If you had seen the movie you'd know what he was talking about
>tfw you don't live in a universe like Eve online
>everyone looks like a super model
>everyone is white or asian
>space empires and shit
>if you die exploring the unknown regions of space or in a massive space/land battle you just wake up as your new clone and can choose to carry on with your life or even become a whole new person and alter your appearance to match
>he fell for the orthodontics meme
>he blames his genetics for his inceldom
Just lol @ you.
Are you stupid? If your teeth are naturally straight you won't need orthodontics and that's genetic..
Why'd you let the orthodontist mangle your face mang?
>>28425745
I was wondering whether this was a scam or not.
What are people supposed to do if they have really crooked teeth, though?
What does teen love feel like?
Where is that from?
originality
I am 18 right now and have never been in a meaningful relationship. IDK what to do. I'm so scared. I hate myself
>>28425740
Think about your first experience with everything that made you happy. Now realize that while you're a teen, these emotions are amplified due to your hormones.
Now realize that if you experience love for the first time as an adult, it'll never reach the high that it could have been while you were teen.