>tfw would love to be cute, and have wanted to be a cute male since freshman year of HS
>4 years later after major puberty be extremely hairy, and look masculine if I don't shave my face everyday, but shaving irritates my skin so I try not to so often
why live?
>>28431422
The first time I decided I wanted to stay cute was middle school
I was cute and everyone loved me, they would pick me and and run their fingers through my hair and help me
now i am a hairy scrawny loser
why can't i just revert back to middle school years, that was the peak of my life. i even had friends
>>28431422
I used to get teased by everybody all the time because I was small and cute
now no more
>>28432220
how do we reverse this anon
You guys may remember me, I am the guy who asked out a qt3.14 to the aquarium on a date, and then updated on it and such. Well today we went on our second date, we just watched Captain America: Civil War, and then grabbed lunch then chilled at her house for a bit before she went out with her family to dinner for Mother's Day, so here's how my date went.
>Decide on time night before
>This morning, texts me wanting to have the movie date a bit earlier since her dad said there would be long lines.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28431410
Part 2
>Time to leave, we both step outside to my car
>We hug, tell her that I love her (last time, was over text, this time i grew a pair)
>I ask her "are we together now" (it's another way of saying, are we bf and gf?)
>She says "Yes!"
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>>28431410
>>28431432
NORMIEEEEEE, GET OUUUUTTTT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU ARE THE REASON THIS BOARD NO LONGER HAS REAL ROBOTS
Fucking before the third date: she's a slut.
Waiting until after the third date: you're a beta cuck.
Next date will be the third. Are you willing to sacrifice your wizard powers?
>tfw every time I go out in public or talk to someone I start shaking badly
do i have a legitimate problem? I think my legs are too tense or something
I had to give a presentation in class once and the professor looked at me so sadly, like she pitied me for even existing in this fashion
>>28431360
Nerves/anxiety by the sounds of it. Are you mentally stable during this time or do you feel flustered?
Ask your doctor about beta blockers. It stops your brain setting off your adrenal gland which puts you in "fight or flight" mode in non-serious situations, if it is indeed anxiety-triggered.
>>28431394
Yeah, I have really bad anxiety problems
but the thing is, I would say during my presentation I was mentally stable. I wasn't freaking out or anything, I was just shaking really badly
>>28431442
Then I'm 95% sure it's anxiety related shakes and definitely a fight or flight response then. I am on some beta blockers right now, it's interesting. You still get "mentally" anxious, but you physically feel no symptoms.
>tfw no darkskin nubian queen gf
>>28431254
feels pretty bad. How would you even approach one as a white guy?
>>28431315
In a slave ship.
My wife is Ethiopian, she's very dark skinned. It's kind of weird with us side by side since I'm very pale.
just found out the other day that I have a fatal and incurable neural disease.
How are you doing, fellow robots? any other /incurable/ on r9k??
I have moderate to severe ulcerative colitis, it's not fatal but it is incurable and it affects my quality of life in that I basically have to plan things around it and I will for the rest of the forseeable future. So there's that.
>>28431253
Can you explain further? What exactly is wrong with you? Are you going to die?
>>28431253
how long have you got op?
are you gonna cut out the middleman and kill yourself?
How sad are you /r9k/?
I'm not talking about social status by the way I'm referring to your state of mind.
Most consistently around 7.5-8, on a sadness scale out of 10
No confidants, no lovers, no friends, but I only feel lonely occasionally. I feel isolated in a way that would sound pretentious or elitist if I tried t describe it
>>28431286
This is an anonymous forum who cares if it sounds pretentious.
>>28431286
Pretentious and elitist even by 4chan standards? That's a tall order.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0IuwBDMWHw
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28431090
>10 minutes of amy schumer
This is just women showing why they aren't funny
>>28431090
> tfw iPad can't open the embed and it also glitches the fuck out when I try to copy the text to the clipboard.
Rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who /learningJapanese/ here? I'm 2 months in and I feel like I don't know anything.
And you call that learning? If you actually was learning something, that would not happen, get back to learning or give up.Bakayaro
That's how I felt the first few months like I was just aimlessly learning words but didn't have a clue how to put them together or make a sentence. Took me about 6 months before it all really came together.
lol idiot
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS EPISODE OF THE PEPE AND WOJAK SHOW RIGHT NOW? THIS SHIT IS FUCKING WILD
HOLY SHIT!! PEPE HAS STOLEN THE FEEL GOOD VAN!!
WHERE IS HE HEADING TO??
HANG ON A SEC!! HERE'S THE TFW POLICE!!
THEY'RE CHASING PEPE!!
ON THE RAINBOW HIGHWAY!!
How do I stop the pains of life stop anon?
I fucking wish that was a real show. I'd actually watch the shit out of it.
>I miss waiting for my ex bf to return home from work.
>Excitedly jumping on to him and giving him a hug as soon as he walked through the door.
>Texting him to make sure I could time my cooking accordingly, so his food would be piping hot when he walked in.
>Visiting him after a shitty day at work, crawling straight in to his bed and instantly feeling happy. ;-;
Damn, I miss him so much, I'm scared I will never feel the same way with someone...
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>>28431038
Only a year? That's it?
>>28431053
Ya, we broke up nearly a year ago, my first intimate relationship
why'd you break up with him
Hey r9k, my dad is teaching my girlfriend how to play guitar
How come the same isn't happening to you, brah?
>>28431033
Lmao you bout to get cucked boy, good thing though because that is one ugly nigress
>wearing shoes inside the house
>>28431064
>ugly
Laugh out loud. U mad
>size 40 pants
>they're getting tight
Size 33 feels gud
is it your fat ass?
or fat cock?
or just fat?
>>28431006
Just fat. I'm normally a 32. Gaines over 100 lbs in the last two years.
>when a American gets wayy too close
>>28430970
Make sure you don't confuse your salad fork with your pizza fork, faggot.
>>28430970
>when an Arab gets wayy too close
>a American
>a
Shitskin detected
>tfw so attractive women won't even make eye contact with me
>TFW no one will make eye contact with me
>>28430939
I know that feel. Such a strange source of power.
>>28430939
Try giving them a lethal dose of morphine. I've heard good things
>Oh shit, your brother anon is home early!
>Don't worry Chad, we'll continue our naughty incestuous sex later tonight ;)
>naughty incestuous sex
a bit hamfisted, don't you think?
>>28430966
well, they ARE southern
>>28430929
get out, leftist