Write a letter to someone, anyone.
Something that is hard to say or you may be avoiding saying.
Fuck you, F and C
t. R
Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie, too,...
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Dear mom,
I feel kinda bad, but I don't think you are ever going to have any grandchildren from me. I know you kind of expect it in time and just want me to get my life on track before getting a girl but I don't see it happening.
The dating game sucks, all these girls suck and I'm done putting everything I have into relationships and getting a girl to notice me because if I give anything other than 100% they find some other dick to suck since apparently it's all abundant as fuck.
I feel kinda bad and the only reason it's on my mind...
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If God supposedly loves me, how come he doesn't get me a gf?
>>28438607
Because our ass hasn't been to church in years.
Or a decade
>>28438607
He's not real.
/thread
>>28438607
Maybe.... God is your gf?
think about it
Have you even left the house this month, robots?
>>28438574
Could someone actually enjoy traveling this much? I mean, sure, there may be many magnificent and interesting important countries to visit, but when you're at the 71st I don't think you'll be able to find very culturally enriched small African shitholes with tin shacks.
He's just traveling this much for the social points/score, isn't he?
>>28439225
Yes. His just doing it for the attention. Keep seeing him on YouTube trending. I can't believe people enjoy watching others vlog about their materialistic lives.
>>28438574
This guy looks like the "enlightened" traveler type.
I would avoid him at all costs.
>have urge to fap
>think about her
>completely lose urge to fap
you guys should get an oneitis/waifu/muse/obsession if you want to do a successful nofap
>not fapping to your ex
>>28438528
Does the opposite for me
>ex getting drilled about now by her current bf
>she got better looking with time, you got fat
>she is happy and you are epitome of misery
ITT: Post your art or anything you have made
Drew this on my 3DS in 23 minutes
I made this.
https://soundcloud.com/groundscraper/decisions
Shit at drawing tho, wish I had that skill. Pretty impressive you drew that on a 3DS.
started drawing this shit last jan and never bothered to finish it
>>28438493
I cannot draw but was a TA in ceramics. :3
>tfw gave most of my ocarinas away
>meant to give this one to a channer girl I once knew
>bone flute ocarina hybrid thingy
is haganai a good anime?
It's okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plHNmmxP1sw
I fapped to the silver loli a lot.
Is it a good anime to edge to? That blonde girl looks cute
Any anime recommendations robots?
>>28438431
Umm, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, Kill la Kill, Spice and Wolf, Nichijou. Lots of good stuff but I guess taste is subjective
>>28438431
you just have to say what kind of FEELS you want
>>28438554
Anything is good honestly, just list your favorites.
00:00
New day.
You know the drill.
Fuck you 9am here, go fuck yourself amerifat
>>28438423
What a stupid fucking concept. It's basically just acknowledging that you can never have a bowl that is entirely gold, and you can only afford to fill up a few cracks. You will never be gold.
>>28438456
Plen.
Was little finger a robot? I guess he is too high functioning
He got beat up by Chad and beta orbited his onitis. Then he became a hedge fund manager and ran the world and fucks his onitis' daughter.
Why is r9k so filled with low-functioning Autist and beta instead of high functioning ones?
>>28438392
Go look at the top post on r/all
Then kill yourself
Nobody cares
>>28438392
Because the others learned useful coping mechanisms, we are the failed experiments.
yes, because life is exactly like GoT
>tfw closeted homo
I'm so fucking lonely. I can't get a bf because the thought of someone finding out makes me want to kill myself.
Same desu. Mommy wouldn't be happy if I came out.
>>28438376
>tfw she talks about how she wants you to get married to a nice girl and have kids
This makes me sad. Why is coming out so bad? What is your situation like?
I had a lot of ear infections as a kid, including one that resulted in pus pouring out of my ears all day. Do those cause tinnitus, though?
Or did my parents do something like let a dog bark in my ear when I was 1 day old?
It's hearing damage. Turn down your fucking sound.
>>28438274
Oh right I forgot to clarify I've had tinnitus since elementary school.
So my parents ARE responsible?
>>28438292
Misclicked your (you) >>28438306
I'm addicted to sissy fantasies.
>>28438203
Same senpai
Straight shit doesn't turn me on much anymore
>>28438203
So am I. I want to fuck a sissy feminized so much that you would never be able to tell was born a man until you removed the panties.
>Tfw you will never dominate and fuck a sissy causing their eyes to roll back in their head in pleasure.
I'm addicted to daddy fantasies. Expecially non-human daddys.
Hey I didn't know what other board to ask this about. There's an old busty model who's stuff I absolutely loved watching the previews for in middle school. However nostalgia-fapping for free is difficult because her stuff is almost non-existant outside of tiny 30 second previews. I'm considering actually biting the bullet and paying 30 dollars for access to one of those old-style porn websites where her stuff is still stored.
I had a few questions for you guys:
1.How shady are these sorts of websites? I remember as a kid I thought the pay-by-the-month...
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>>28438182
you're gonna pay money to see that ugly old hag? lmao what a cuck
>>28438182
If that's who you are interested in subscribing to then yeah the Score Group is legit. I subscribed to them one time for some nostalgia faps. No weird billing or credit card issues or anything like that.
>>28438596
thanks man, sounds legit
i saw a dead little bird that fell of his nest once
it was geting eatan by ants
At least it was dead.
Holy fuck I saw that once as a kid. Baby bird was still alive. Fuck. When it died we shook the ants off and buried him
>>28438181
I stepped on and killed a little bird once
Then I left it to potentially get eaten by ants
>never kissed a girl
>repulsed by the idea of dating a girl who isn't a kissless, virgin
>>28438175
kissless is too much man
kissing is too easy to do
>>28438197
You don't think I know that, you fucking retard?
I can't just change this way I think any more than you could just change to be attracted to acne covered, hairy, burn victim, transvestite niggers
Better get used to being alone, anon.