>be me in 2011
>friendless, kissless virgin collegefag
>meet qt picrelated in college
>somehow become friends with her
>she's a major weebshit
>ask her to teech me japanese
>pretend to be interested in her weeaboo bullshit
>we start hanging out and spend some time together
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What do you have to lose?
Go for it senpai
Learn Japanese i don't see what the problem is
>>28439759
I will. Just having trouble to think what to say other than hi. I stare at the screen and my mind goes blank.
>>28439776
I don't know man, no grill is worth such effort.
go http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
I wish i was deadcompletely and utterly original
All the fitness in the world won't get you a gf.
What can I even say at this point? Kill me famalam.
What makes up for being Indian?
>>28439621
Having the balls to kill yourself.
>>28439621
An exorbitant amount of money.
>>28439638
There's still a richer white guy for every girl
>tfw girl barista at starbucks gives me her number
>tfw I will probably fuck it upthat and I am moving to a different state in 2 weeks
>>28439596
tfw she probably has a dick anyway.
tfw you would probably be fluffer anyway.
tfw no more feels.
tfw dead.
>>28439596
K keep me posted.
Fuck off r9k, original post. Original post.
That's a funny word.
Barrrristaa. Could be a name. I'd like to introduce you to my friend Barista. She serves people coffee and I hear she gives a mean blowjob.
>too smart for most people
>can only listen to their poor vocabulary and diction for so long before getting visibly annoyed
>the only people that can match me are obvious rivals I need to avoid
>too dangerous to argue and discuss with them
>too smart for every women on earth
>their shallowness
>their empty shell of a cranial cavity
Can /r9k/ even relate?
>>28439595
Going off of your writing I can make the inference that your just a delusional and bratty kid.
>>28439631
Are you implying I'm going to put effort into a shitpost for this shitboard?
100 IQ reporting in, I know what it's like to be smarter than everyone else around you and it sucks
>hfw
"Hey Anon, saw you sitting over here by yourself, you okay man?"
>>28439565
y-yeah
*awkward laugh*
Could be better I suppose. Pull up a seat if you want.
kiss me damon
>his height starts with 5
Fucking manlets, will they ever learn?
>>28439530
Is there a female version of this chart?
I'm 5'9.
>>28439544
It goes for females as well. Time for a suicide.
>>28439530
One of these days, this stupid retarded bait is gonna make someone kill themselves. Why don't you go be a fucking nigger elsewhere and stop giving people problems you dumb cunt. These shit heads already have enough problems, you don't need to add another one to that list you fucking queer. Kill yourself.
I start my job as a nightclub promoter in hollywood tomorrow. I figured this would be a good way to get comfortable talking to people and make friends. Anything i should expect?
Wow, party rocker. Have fun living the high life, rich man.
are you gonna be one of those fags who hands out fliers on the sunset, cause I always ignore them
Lol hey bro. You must be top normie then? You sound really important. Why are you coming here of all places?
Don't fall for the tulpa meme it fucked me up big time bros.
>be me, watching Game of Thrones
>notice Margaery Tyrell is hot as fuck and she becomes my thronefu
>season 6 taking forever to come out so I decide to make a tulpa of her after reading about it on here
>for the first month or so it's just me artificially imagining her and talking for her with a voice in my head
>gradually it becomes subconscious...
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>>28439493
How does it feel to give yourself a mental illness?
good post friendo
>>28439518
it sucks man I'm just trying to warn people not to fuck with this shit if they don't know what they are doing
>>28439527
thanks friendo but what do I do? REEEEEEE
I've seriously had enough of all you "robots"
>decide to add a couple people from a steam id thread
>talk to them for a couple of days, end up talking to one guy for a few weeks
>we play a variety of games together, primarily killing floor 2
>he talks a lot about anime to me, which is ok because I've watched most he mentions
>we go to play killing floor again
>this...
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>>28439459
Please let me smell your hair and your pussy
prove it is posible to be friends with girls
protip: you can't unless you are gay
I don't like the way this thread is going. SO LETS MIX IT UP!!!
>tfw addicted to weed
>tfw inarticulate
>tfw poor short term memory
>tfw wacky dreams
>tfw noided
>being addicted to a meme drug like 60% of the population uses
>>28439429
If you're going to bitch about it you should probably stop.
>>28439443
my bad, I should have done krokodil instead
No one ever cared about me in my life
>>28439416
i care enough to call you a faggot anon
You parents did at some point, up until you became the failure that you are.
>tfw you wonder if you even deserve to be loved
Anxiety thread?
Feel like I need to dumb some words about shit that's been going on with panic attacks and shit but don't want to essentially like, just journal on r9k if no one else is gonna talk about anything.
too real m8 srry
Little bump for hope.
Just want someone to share experiences with anxiety with.
My anxiety is terrible. I can't even go outside anymore unless I'm drunk because it feels like jumping through a wall of fire just to walk out the door.
im desperate lads just post anime please
>>28439402
no
this is an original comment as verified by our robot overlord
i beg you
Sure thing anon.
Roboblox.
>just met my first tranny
Wow, in that entire exchange I found nothing that goes against any stereotypes or prejudices one may hold about that type.
I remember when I met my first tranny. They're pretty rare where I live. Around here you will get beaten if you're a guy who puts on a dress. They were quite masculine, but friendly. I always thought I'd be offended or angry if I met someone like that. Instead, I just kind of felt bad for this messed up guy.
greentext it
originales los commentos
Green text it for us please, to be honest family