Smoothskins: What's life like having perfect skin?
Stop complaining, ghoul. Nobody has perfect skin.
>>28440091
But I see normies with amazing skin EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. and then I contemplate tearing my face off.
>>28440117
They're insecure too. Everyone is about something. Just a little ointment and you'll be OK.
How do I mentally train myself to stop being attracted to women who I don't have a chance of ever being with and lower my standards to something more reasonable?
I don't think it's possible but I recommend you stay away from 2D anime girls because that would just raise your standards even higher.
IIRC it was scientifically proven that you get attracted to people of the same rough attractiveness level with you.
You must be handsome.
>>28440178
Maybe you're right, maybe under all my flab I'm secretly a Chad and I'll gain confidence. You know what just because of your comment I'll hit the gym.
>start dancing in my bedroom in front of the mirror at 10 years old
>21 now, doing it for 11 years at this point
>about to go off to university
>realize i'm going to be able to walk into any club and just auto-cuck every single guy in the club without even trying when all of the girls want to dance with me
does anyone else do this?
Yeah, okay, Whatever you say Buffalo Bill.
also
>white
nignoggers are going to be confused
autism dancing doesn't improve with practice, op.
Why are women so fucking stupid, primitive and garbage? Like, seriously, why? Why are they such abhorrent people?
Sweden yes
Ravioli
>male prison
>female guards
What the fuck is wrong with that country?
>>28440041
Maybe because these types of men are the only ones left to protect them from rapists.
>tfw Chad's fucking my sister in the other room right now
They're really loud.
Develop an alcohol addiction and slam on the walls and scream at them to shut the fuck up.
>>28440050
>Develop an alcohol addiction
I already tried to do this but I don't like the taste of alcohol.
>>28440031
yell at them hard and tell them to be quiet, and punch the wall several times. and curse.
Do you know any (computer) games to play while doing nothing on your shitty office job? Some small MMO or RPG would be nice.
Bonus points: no need for downloads.
Tower of greed.
Runescape desu the hours go by like minutes.
Cookie clicker, in the beginning your coworkers will wonder what the fuck you are even doing but it stops later on.
What did your last poop look like? I usually have greasy, squishy, almost diarrhea poops. Today I had a semi-normal solid shit, so I am in a celebratory mood.
Sort of like dis but without fist
My turds are usually solid but only half of it comes out. The rest of it stays just inside my anus and I have to squish it back inside me.
Also
1.) Crinkle or fold
2.) Wipe up or down
[Spoiler]crinkle down[/spoiler]
Who else stands up to wipe? It is the best way.
>Currently in Japan on vacation with parents
>Can't go out and get women with mom and dad around
>mfw I'm 6'2", white, and have blue eyes
Just fuck my vacation up senpai
>>28440004
Fuck are you talking about? Just tell them you're going to go off on your own for a while, and if you pick up a chick take her to a love hotel.
>>28440004
>>28439876
All you need to know, ok/
>>28440046
Moms worried about me getting jumped while I'm alone on a train.
>she's a "fembot"
>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
>she is overweight or underweight
>she is short
>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
>she's a highschool dropout and NEET
>she plays videogames (poorly) and watches anime
>she has dyed her hair before
>she...
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you can probably flip the gender and it'll still apply to most men here also
except the tumblr part
>>28439941
Nah men here are usually older and aren't high school dropouts and have no sexual experience. Their fathers are also an overbearing presence in their life. In many ways it's kind of the opposite, though there are similarities. Different causes, same outcomes.
>>28439918
I am a male, let's see how many fit for me
>>she's a "fembot"
n-no
>>she's between 17 and 21 years of age
yes
19
>>she is overweight or underweight
underweight
>>she is short
i am 5'9"
>>she is conventionally unattractive with small breasts
i am average i guess
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>you will never lose your virginity in a german fuck house
why even live
>>28439902
You will not, but you could.
>>28439902
It's Czechian, actually
On the bright side, you'll never catch an STD from a German Fuck House either.
I fucked up and I told my mom I was sexually attracted to her and she's been avoiding me. Should I just kill myself?
Why the hell would you do something like that?
Life is not like anime.
>>28439893
>I fucked up and I told my mom I was sexually attracted to her
what have you done?!
and how? greentext please?
>>28439893
What was the endgame here? Did you think she was going to fuck you?
Hello robots.
I have met qt asian girl at college and started talking to her and getting to know eachother for a few weeks. Turns out we have a lot of things in common and I believe there is some sexual tension between us.
Do you think it would be appropriate to ask her to ''touch my japaneese''? I think it would be funny and sexy at the same time, but I don't know haha.
Thank you!
What is this autistic shit? Touch my japaneese?
So if she was african, would you have told her to touch your nigger?
>>28439876
Why do we have threads like this?
>be super depressed and alone, drinking all the time, convinced that no girl will ever love me, constantly think about suicide
>randomly get 9.5/10 short blonde, blue-eyed aryan princess gf with a super-rich 1% family
how's it going for you guys?
>>28439873
How'd that happen? Hope you're keeping your depression at bay and not letting it creep back in.
>>28440012
>How'd that happen?
I met her at my job and we got along well. nothing too mysterious.
>Hope you're keeping your depression at bay
yep, I'm managing it pretty well now that I'm not so alone
Lucky bastard, wish I had that too
lmao why bother. 8.00hr janitor job.
cant wait to be homless since i dont qualify for neetbux
fuck having to be a wagecuck
>>28439763
become a nigger, steal bikes, sell weed, crash in a crib with 4 or 5 other niggers
>tfw you dont have connections
>>28439763
The weird part is, the people who get these kind of jobs dont really look like 'the best out of a 100'.
Is it pretty much a lottery?
what do you think happens after death?
>>28439749
it is like being really really really retarded, but you're still here essentially
>>28439749
72 smokin virgins... praise allah
Your body decomposes in the ground while your consciousness is released into the aether.
Once your consciousness is in the aether, you become eligible to be reincarnated partially in the form of personal disposition, mindsets, and natural talent found in your subsequent offspring.
Supposing you don't have children, it's still possible to reincarnate but the "wait" period between your death and rebirth would be longer simply because without offspring, the need to recall your consciousness drastically diminished.Though this seems...
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