>Be me
>30 years old
>married for 4 years
>wife makes six figures, wage slaves all day
>I stay at home with our 1 year old son and go to college 2 days a week
>play vidyas and watch TV all day, play with son
>live in a 5 bedroom house with an acre backyard that has a basketball hoop I put in
>Basically nothing in the house is...
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>>28452518
because I'm a little fat, somewhat funny-looking (people say I'm unconventionally attractive, which means ugly except if you like my personality) and crippled with self-loathing.
Even wrinkled old handbags don't want to deal with my tidal wave of bullshit.
>>28452518
Because you're an extreme exception to the rule? God, you'd think with you going to college you'd at least be not retarded enough to establish this fact instead of projecting your fucking lottery ticket luck onto the whole populace
>>28452573
Shit im gaining weight and IDGAF. She can tell me to lose it and ill say "make me" *pepe face*.
>walk into your bedroom
>see this
>what would you do?
Pull out my concealed .380 and shoot him in the dick. Tell the police he tried to rape me.
Suck that stud's dick and let him cum all over me. Pray that he's clean afterwards.
Nice gyno kiddo
>And in your life, there comes a darkness.
>There's a spacecraft blocking out the sky.
>And there's nowhere to hide.
>You run to look back and you call on your knees.
>But it's the loudest sound you've ever heard.
>Now we're trapped we're dark cast people.
>We are helpless to this.
>In your darkest hour.
>>28452339
>dreamers
>they never learn, they never learn
>beyond the point of no return
>and it's too late
>the damage is done, the damage is done
>this goes beyond me
>beyond you
EFIIIIL YYYM FFFO FLAAAH
>In you I'm lost.
>In you I'm lost.
>being 47 and dressing in full Rick
wew lads
Who /literelly retarded/ here? Just found out today...IQ of fucking 71
>>28452305
>tfw my IQ is twice yours
*tips fedora*
>>28452305
I'm not, but fuck man, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>28452305
I doubt it's that low, but your IQ is probably in the 80s like mine.
le any last wordsinsert original comment
I want rosebuds to leave. Fuck off you are annoying.
Where do I buy sunglasses like those for a good price?
All the ones I can find online are insanely cheap Halloween John Lennon glasses, the other ones are overpriced designer frames.
>>28452322
>>28452351
le any last wordswew original
Failed normie here with a video on how my disorder has affected my relationships with family and former friends. Thoughts? Also general mental illness discussion.
>>28452299
Whoops. Forgot to post link...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SPUxjXDREPU
>>28452306
schizoid here, tl;dr, can you give me a video summary?
>>28452374
Tldr; I talk about how schizoaffective disorder is harming my familial relationships, has caused me to lose my best childhood friend, and how it has socially isolated me.
Girl here. How do I seduce an angry, virginal robot?
>>28452295
Just be like "hey, do you want to be my boyfriend?" Fucking retard.
>>28452295
how the fuck should I know? If a grill approached me, I wouldn't think she's interested on me, or if she shows interest I would think she's making fun of me
>>28452295
present him your vagina
>somewhere in their seekrit club mods are laughing at your desperate samefags.
>because they can see your IP
why is this allowed??
so what you cannot see it so whats the big deal hmm?
why do mods have a sanskrit club
She's not that cute. Barely cute by virtue of not being an old hag.
>tfw black
>tfw below average penis size (5")
Looks like I'm stuck dating asian girls
5" isn't bad Anon. Just don't let it bring your confidence down and learn how to use it
>>28452273
nice meme
OP, if a girl ever date your nigger ass it will be because she will expect you have a big cock , imagine the suprise she will have when she doesnt find it
Why does interracial porn feature the most unattractive black actors? Are people that obssessive over BBC that they dont give a shit if the actors look like gorillas?
Getting ready to hang myself tonight.
Don't hang yourself, friend.
Are you going to haunt people? Like a ghost?
What's got you feeling so down you want to go and hang yourself, OP? Maybe we can be of some help.
Anyone else here 28 and feel like their life is already over?
I'm 21 and think i have wasted too much of my life to make anything out of it now.
>>28452216
Is this Foundation? This pic makes me think about the Foundation
>>28452216
I'm 28. Sadly last year of my undergrad degree. I don't why I'm alive.
So do you like half white half Asian girls?do you find me cute?
>me
yeah sure
>>28452151
this
If that's you, I'd marry you on the first date, you're pretty kawaii and I'd imagine you're into vidya too :^)
Half Asian girls usually are just weird looking white girls. They confuse the shit out of me in RL. But then again I have a half asian male friend and I had NO clue he was half asian until I saw a picture of his mom.
So yes I'd cleanse your strange genes with our children together and we can create a race of super whites with that gorgeous asian hair and my white male privilege.
>venture into online dating
>meet QT3.14 profile
>message her
>no response
>message again
>no response
>find her FB and insta
>try to add her
>send her another message today
>get this
what do i say now?
I think it is very unfair I was completely...
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You did nothing wrong. She has clearly misunderstood. I think you should up to her home and clarify it personally.
>>28452132
go to the store and ask if they have any self awareness then buy it if they do
if they dont go to another store and keep trying until you get some
update
ME
>I would like to ask why you have been ignoring me?
>I apologize for the pestering. I just wanted to start talking to you.
Her
>Because I'm not interested. I don't find you attractive and now you've annoyed the crap out of me with the constant pestering. I don't care what you want. Recognize when there's nothing more for you to do and leave it alone
What should I say now?
How the fuck do you people pay for escorts?
It's you, someone who's so undesirable that they need to pay someone a bunch of money for sex, meeting someone who's so desirable that people pay them a bunch of money to have sex with them.
That just sounds like a really uncomfortable situation.
Escorts are for ultra chads
>>28452055
Not really?
I've only had one shitty escort experience, the rest were all lovely, kind girls and super easy to talk to.
>>28452118
Well of course they are. The complete opposite of you. Even if she makes you feel relaxed you gotta have in the back of your mind how completely superior she is as a human being.
>tfw some of your old friends are wildly more successful than you
>vast majority are engineers or middling analysts/associates in finance
>one guy already became principal of a hedge fund
>another guy was made ceo of a company which just raised a 50m financing round from TPG
>one girl is a vp at Citigroup
>another guy is a director at Google
>2 are founders...
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>>28451992
If you're going to measure your life by this, might as well kill yourself now.
My father was Head of Strategy at a major bank at 50, he cried because he wasn't the CEO or on the board. It never ends, OP, no matter how high up you are.
>friend, just turned 20, just got back from a military tour, is set for life with his house and education being paid for, found a military qt, a 10/10 super sexy hispanic girl with huge tits and ass, they're getting married and the military is giving them extra benefits for doing it
>just a few years ago we were like 12 years old playing with little green army guys and watching One Piece in his room.
>>28451992
iktf bro
>All of my hs friends except one did engineering (he went to Yale and is in med school now)
>Two are married, one more is engaged, all of them have at least a gf
>Working at big banks and tech companies all around the world
>All of them living in their own places and have active social and sex lives
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