Is Luka Magnotta proof that good looks doesn't equal Chad status?
>had zero friends growing up
>had to settle for a fucking tranny
>Rejected by every TV show he auditioned for
>>28454989
bump
Proof personality > looks
Generously, he's a 7. Lower if he's below 6'.
>>28455934
He's 5'10"
Original fucking shitpie
I'm a complete, total normie. Yet I come here all the time. I rarely post, mostly I just read about robot lifes.
Sometimes I'm envious. You never get stressed with work, relationship problems, real, normal people struggles. You just depend on your family or welfare or fuck knows what.
Normies on /r9k/, why do you keep coming here?
ree etc.
oregano
I go to Uni, have a job, smoke weed, maintain many hobbies, and I'm pursuing a professional career in art. But, I only have a couple of friends, never had sex or a girlfriend, hardly ever leave my house (I live with my parents), have many gross disgusting fetishes, and I spend at least 4-6 hours a day on 4chan/internet.
By /r9k/'s standards I'm a normie, at most a cyborg, but I still come here because I resonate with a lot of the loneliness and isolation. I don't really care about the no gf/virgin shit tho
>>28454922
Cyborg here. I dunno, I actually came back to this board after getting bored with /pol/. It's mildly amusing, especially in threads where beta orbiters and underage b& BTFO themselves by posting intimate information of people and having other rowboats message those people alerting them to the threads.
What's the weirdest thing you've had a girl confess to you?
>ive slept with 200+ men but i swear im clean
>girls talk to me
fuck off normie
>>28454898
Her weight randomly. 6 foot tall bitch looking cumworthy at 200 lbs.
My step sister detailing the night she got fucked by 9 guys in a row. She was 16 at the time.
Thank god I didn't have to live with her, I couldn't handle that amount of crazy all the time. All 3 of my step sisters were fucked up. Dad remarried into a pure white trash family, the poor desperate bastard. RIP Dad.
who here /ironicallyfemale/?
>pretend to be a girl
>talk to robot for months
>he's so desperate he doesn't even question me even though we never mic chatted
>drop the bomb on him after I've milked him for everything I can get
>he blocks me and never see him again
Did you get any spoils from your ventures or were you just fucking with them?
>tfw first thing I do when I talk to "girls" on here is mic chat + timestampped proof of being a girl and eventually roastie timestamp just to make sure
Betacucks: when will they learn?
>>28454910
mostly just money for mmos. one time I got some indie game.
>I just found out men shouldn't wear white socks
What else have I been doing wrong?
>>28454862
Don't wear sneakers, wear fancy shoes or boots
Shoes & watch are the first thing woman look at as indicators of wealth
Have a good fit in your clothing
Always keep your fingernails well groomed
Know if you snore or not
Always know where to take a girl to eat, don't bother asking her
Don't ask her what music stations she likes, just put on your own
>>28454914
What kind of boots? What color?
Jesus Christ, I knew I was autistic but not this autistic
>>28454988
Black or any other neutral color looks good to me. Anything stupid fancy or to "southern" will make you look stupid.
What are you robots listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ2tTb32WAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AL_ZsZ74FE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d30JBR3gyvw
gya
>You came, anon!
>Meet my father, Alonso
>>28454733
>white people
>white
asians are the only people who can claim to be white
europeans should stick to "caucasian" or some gay shit like that
BRBR?
original
What a cute little family. Seems like a nice girl too. She'll make a great wife and mother one day, guarantee it.
>"Man up already."
>"Suck it up, pussy."
>"Life sucks. Deal with it."
>"I'm not helping you."
Things normies without perspective say thread?
>>28454553
Das rite, mang
>>28454553
"Just be urself"
that one cracks me up every time.
>female shows me the slightest bit of attention
>Obsessively fall in love with her
How do I stop this?
asceticism
commit your whole being to something larger than the physical realm
focus all of your energy on some great purpose
>>28454531
where is that pic from anon
i love that pic
>>28454531
this kinda happened to me, she was qt
she then decided to attention-whore and start a thread on r9k.
Now I don't like her any more because she decided to become part of the cancer that is killing this board.
What does /r9k/ think of furries? Do you like them?
Their porn is good but the people that consider themselves "furries" should be gased desu.
Let them do what they want. As long as they don't harm my family or my friends, and follow the law, I'm okay with them.
>>28454504
What about the baby furs? The people who are pedophiles and celebrate it openly?
Femanon here. Just a reminder that the reason you robots don't have gfs is bc you're mean and misoginistic and that makes you beta males. Meanwhile, alpha males are confident and kind. Enjoy spending the rest of your life as virginal losers with your small dicks that will never experience pleasure.
I dont want a gf
these creatures do not please me
>>28454387
>tfw I'm not a gamma positive.
Life is suffering.
>>28454445
You refer to women as "creatures". we are human beings like you. this is why robots don't have and don't deserve a gf.
Red flag for guys
>he doesn't drive a exotic car
>he doesn't have atleast two female admirers/gf/wives
>>28454369
>he's not muslim
How about some serious responses?
>he's not circumcised
>he didn't go to college
>he hasn't had a serious girlfriend before
>he's a virgin
>he doesn't vote Democrat
>he spends more than an hour a day on his video games
>he doesn't want to provide for me
>he doesn't want kidsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>he's not a /r/AsianMasculinity poster
22E91E9
>1:57
>"......Dad"
>"She cumming?"
>"yeah"
>tfw I'll never fuck my mom while my dad films
HNNNNNNNNNNNG MY DICK IS DIAMONDS
Anyone got more?
>22E91E9
What is this and what do I do with it
>>28454765
Probably for motherless or something.
Its been a while, and theres so much shit about roasties on tonight, so why not?
Hows it going with getting a boyfriend. Any luck?
Post any feels or greentexts that have happened recently.
Dick pics also welcome!
No flaming fags or trannies please.
>met a trans
>we cuddled and played combat mission
>>28454417
Dating trannies seems like a massive mistake. They're really fucked up in the head usually.
Also, usually really ugly, despite probably looking ok if they didn't fuck up their bodies. Unless they pass, which is rare.
A bumb for posterity
Originaru commentaru
It's the guy who wanted a muscled black mistress. And I honestly could never be happier.
Khadijah says she's into wimpy white sissy boys like me. She wants to be my Mommy Master!
I have never felt better in my entire life.
I remember you! I'm so glad I was able to help you with my advice. Congrats, anon. I feel great.
So did you say the turnabout thing? I'd love to hear more of your story.
>>28454314
>It's the guy who wanted a muscled black mistress.
can you post a link to the original thread?
>tfw no big black bull mommy gf