normies spotted
should i take the shot?
if you have to ask your a normie
aim for the self confidence section of the brain
affirmative Tendie 1, you are clear to take the shot
This woman breaks down your door and demands you respect women or she will blow your brains out. What do you do?
I sit back and have myself a jelly doughnut.
tell her "nudes or gtfo"
"Good joke."
And then she shoots me and I can finally just die. I win.
>your nationality
>would you be able to handle this belly?
>>28455500
>American
>absolutely
Sauce?
>>28455500
American. Would smash, but no wifing. Fuck that.
>>28455500
USA
Fuck yes
How do I stop thinking "what's the point?" constantly?
bullet to the brain
^not original
Why, what's the point even?
>>28455485
>>28455487
Euthanize yourselves
>tfw no Japanese gf
seriously, if you aren't seriously considering moving to Japan, you CANNOT be a robot
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>>28455437
taiwan is better.
>>28455479
Fucking this. Most Asian girls have pathetic butts. Show me one with an ass that rivals this in shape AND volume and then we'll talk.
I will start.
>Be me
>8th grade
>Just after the Sandy Hook massacre.
>In class, talking with my neighbors
>subject comes to space warfare
>Thinking that it was funny, I flip out
>screaming about vaporizing them with space weapons(my neighbors)
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>>28455400
lol I had a friend have a similar experience.
>>28455400
>8th grade in 2012
Holy fuck you goddamn infant. LEAVE REEEEEEEEEE
>>28455474
>mfw when it has now been proven that someone exists that is more autistic than I.
By the way, I am 18 you jackass, I bet you're some 12 year old who pretends to be a hardass online to compensate for his daily swirlies and beatings by the other children
When was the last time you spoke to a single woman within 3 years of your age that was not related to you?
When was the last time such a person initiated a conversation with you?
Texting counts.
>yesterday at work
>just a co-worker though
Racemixing everybody
>literally about 5 mins ago
>drunk message about how much she misses me
I'm feeling alright if I must be honest
>>28455338
Like an hour ago.
who here /likestohurthisgirlfriend/?
I was told that my dislike of women would disappear once I got a girlfriend, but soon enough, I was so disgusted that I became even more hateful of women, now I make my gf suffer for her sins. I think of you guys when I do it, if I had listened to you I might not have been as deep in this mess as I am now.
For the record I don't physically harm her, I'm far more painful.
I like to make her feel immese guilt for what she's done, telling her that she's a backstabber, and that I trusted her so much etc lmao....
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>>28455320
I haven't physically hurt her, but once I rubbed her while she said no, kek.
I also convinced her the time I stuck my finger up her ass was an accident
I know some of you fgts have gfs
I just saw a picture of us kissing on my desk and now I feel like a monster, I think she's the most precious thing in the world.
the last thing I said to her was that I was going to masturbate to thinking about raping her, I'm truly something bad
On MDMA right now.
FUUUCK if only we could feel like his all the time robots.
Ask me anything, I'll be honest.
Why are you on r9k while rolling? I would be playing drums or something if I were rolling at home for some reason. Though I only take the stuff at raves.
>>28455319
Why are you such a colossal faggot? You contribute nothing to society. Drug users should be gassed.
>>28455319
If we felt like that all of the time the feeling would be worthless you idiot.
>tfw almost did MDMA and had really raunchy domination sex with a mistress
Does anyone else sometimes wish they could be religious? Like genuinely believe in a God. I read pic related recently and I really liked the idea of having someone who undeniably understands you and what you are going through, I just can't for the life of me believe in that shit though.
Anyone else?
>undeniable understands you and what you are going through
A real, genuine, longtime best friend (male obviously) can be very empathetic
It isn't someone you can pray to or shove off all your responsibilities/obligations on, but it is someone to climb the mountain with or whatever Mercerism went off of
it can feel good and give you peace as you start praying but if you put all your heart in it and then something doesn't work out in the way you wanted then you'd feel bad if your belief isn't that strong, it can be tough.
Absolutely, who in their right mind wouldn't want to go to a paradise and hang out with the creator of the universe for eternity? I'd love to believe that there's a plan in place for each and every one of us, that my trials and tribulationskekwere orchestrated. It all sounds too good to be true, I've been able to half believe a few times but it never stays long. I can't get the doubt out of my head.
I've heard "jesus died 4 u" so many times it ceases to have any meaning, does it strike a chord with some people? I don't...
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Smoked countless doobies but still can't properly roll one
>>28455213
It's easy as shit.
>protip: roll with the filter already in it
practice, also roll with a filter or just buy cones, but really just sit down and practice your ass off
>>28455276
What this guy said too. Practice practice practice, you're not wasting weed, only papers.
It's true. You HAVE the power to be anything, and do anything. You have it. Autism and all these non existent illnesses like depression or anxiety are just made up, from YOU.
There is an struggle in you, a fight between your ego and your true self.
But the cool thing is, it isn't really a fight, it's like a movie that you watch every day play off in your head.
Nothing stops you, from going out right now, to work out, to shit on how you look.
You are the only person alive, the others are just NPCS with that you can talk and do things.
Now...
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The problem is OP, I don't really WANT to do anything. Oh, so I have the power to do what I want? Well I don't know what I want so I'm just going to stay in bed forever
>>28455205
>t. Someone who's never had any of the mental bullshit mentioned
>>28456092
why are you here then
do you like fapping to suffering?
Name my crew
(me in the front)
>>28455196
Robert Downey Jr. and the Dumbells.
Dude in the middle in the back has a fucked up head wtf
The work-out pals
Blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo, blo
SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES
FUCK IS THAT A HAIRSTYLE
>>28455122
does MC ride try to look homeless? He has good facial structure, he could look cool if he groomed himself
Alright robots,
Help me help you (not really)
I have a presentation for Sociology tomorrow on depression and the overall feeling of loneliness.
What better place than here?
Anyone want to share some feels on being alone that I can screencap?
Has to be SFW so I can show on the presentation.
Does anyone else have this Christian feel of not wanting to live but knowing suicide is a sin? I would've probably killed myself ages ago if I actually believed there was nothing after. But I feel there will be no peace in death if I go that way.
Depression is like constipation.
It's uncomfortable and you really want it out of you, yet the only solution is probably to spray your feelings out uncontrollably and you'd rather keep them inside given that alternative.
>>28455179
>>28455091
Nice, good convos
thanks