How do you get a bigger dick /r9k/? i'm average, but as all do, I strive for more. Any good tips?
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>>29890756
That's not a tip.
Try again with a picture of a trap, a mans anus or an anime girl and I you'll get much more attention
Tfw parents taking down old comfy bed from childhood, moved to the basement 2 years ago but still sad, pic related. Just want to relive the good ol days when I slept there and watched Pokemon all night
Gonna sleep in here tonight and watch old episodes cause kid
>>29890728
I'm posting from under a bed very similar to yours. Grew up in it and I love it. Bed on top, work-space down below. We have the comfy life, and it's going to be difficult to let it go. It's so space efficient.
i used to sleep on a bunk bed like that. i had to get rid of it after a few months because my room is a fucking oven as it is and sleeping up that high was WAY too hot. i was waking up in pools of sweat almost every night
I'll start:
>be me 2 years ago
>new at SAT prep classes
>only two other classmates
>at the end of the class, teacher says he brought two snickers bars
>teacher says that one of them has to share with me
>I refuse because I felt it would be awkward, since there were two bars and I was obviously the extra
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bump cause writing story
>Be me, 13 year old emo faggot
>friends with another edgy kid, has white hair and scars everywhere. We will call him Q
>He is friends with qt3.14 emo chick, we will call her S
>Hang out with Q just to orbit S
>Do a bunch of degenerate stuff with them to look cool
>Start smoking 5 a day to look cool
>Start cutting to look cool
>After...
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>>29890726
The only autistic thing about that story is the fact that you think some random classmate would remember that you said you were allergic to chocolate 2 months later
Just got back from a 7 day cruise. Literally spend about 10 hours a day in the room watching movies instead of having fun in the cruise. Only leave room to eat. 1/10 only because the food is fucking amazing.
>>29890723
>parents want to go on a family vacation to some forest
>mom yells at dad the whole time in the car
>mom yells when we get to the campground and are just sitting in the tent
>mom yells we have to drive to KFC to get food because they didn't bring any because they can't plan for shit
this happens every time
why the fuck do moms exist they are ALL horrible people,...
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What a waste of a fucking cruise OP.
Seriously, fuck you.
I can't afford nice cruises and if I could you bet your ass I'd be out experiencing it.
You don't deserve nice things you absolute faggot.
I assume his parents dragged him along
>tfw never been off the east coast
>tfw never been in the open ocean
>tfw will never get to travel anywhere interesting because I was born poor and continue to be poor
Don't say its my budgeting either I have a free flipphone and old clothes that are too small
>Brothers are both 6'2" gods that every woman on the planet wants to fuck
>He is a 5'9" manlet who looks like Matt Damon with a side of downs
OH GENETICS
>>29890710
>He's the most attractive
>>29890710
The one on the right looks like shit. He looks like if the left one fusioned with Ross from Friends.
Oh yeah his life must be a living hell, I guess some have it better than others. Lucky us, eh?
I jelqed and now I can't get hard.
What do I do? I don't want to be impotent.
too late, kiddo.
>>29890675
damn. how big is that dick? can a girl even take it all?
That's fucking cruel but dudes showing off their gf on omege deserve it
>tfw gf cheated on me and I know it and she knows I know it and I haven't done anything about it
I don't want to leave her Im too afraid of being alone again but now I feel really awkward around her, what do I do?
>>29890666
You are a weak faggot who doens't deserve to breed and continue with your weak genes.
>>29890709
its not his fault he is weak. This makes me sad
>>29890709
I don't want to breed I just want to keep having sweet safe sex with her
Signed up for a art course where you sleep and eat and generally live on campus for 3 whole weeks.
i am fucking autistic to the point where I can't eat or drink in front of others
what do?
>>29890619
Scream bazinga and make wierd faces when approached so they know you are autistic
>>29890696
underrated post tbqh desu
I don't know mate, just eat elsewhere?
Unless the food you eat with your classmates is already paid for and you can't afford to feed yourself otherwise, this is a fucking non-issue. Sort your life out.
>tfw NEET living off trust fund bux but starting to get bored just playing video games and sleeping all day
Is wagecucking really that bad? I was thinking of getting a job for fun just to see what it's like.
>>29890617
your boss will act like he owns you. It is unimaginable the levels of disrespect until you experience it. My boss used to call me a kid and buddy. I quit that shit job
>>29890653
They do technically own you, don't they? That's what they're paying for: renting you eight hours a day.
Sure is, here lets switch.
I only open a select few amount of threads. Whether it be enlightening, fresh, erection inducing, mind boggling, nerve tingling or just piqued my interest. Either way I will only open a few of the threads on, the rest I discard. Make it good my meemers
>>29890562
How can you honestly believe that your thread will be any good without the blessing of kek?
>>29890808
because this is not your alt-ight hugbox, post jaundice pepe or gtfo normie
>>29890833
>he likes jaundiced pepes
only normies like despicable me movies
>find amateur porn profile on youporn
>spend weeks trying to doxx the normie
>send profile to loved ones and friends
>repeat
I like duckie much better than Pepe.
>>29890511
11/11
you are doing gods work
keep it up
>>29890544
pepe is normie now. when i see it on r9k it makes me sad
Anybody from Ireland, dublin specifically? Looking for friends
>>29890502
I'm renting a house in Dublin but I'm staying in my parent's house in the countryside for summer
>>29890533
>I'm renting a house in Dublin
Looks more like you're renting a house in DUBS-lin to be honest.
>>29890533
Where abouts in Dublin is your house?
Time to redpill some of you faggots. American women don't like uncircumsized dicks.
0.o
True
That is only true if you have crazy anteater foreskin. Normie uncircumcised Dickinson doesn't really look any different
>>29890583
It's pretty much a case of that. However most women heart uncircumcised and think of the anteater case. It's best to just never let them know you're uncircumcised
>be me
>make a thread
>leave it immediately
>>29890442
OP come back here RIGHT now or I swear to god you will be in big trouble mister
>that post
>that pic
>png.png
Kek
>>29890442
OP u still here? plz show boobs
>meet girl on tinder
>she messaged me first and seemed really into me
>haven't messaged her in a week
>tried sending her message last week, thought she ignored it
>found out it didn't go through at all yesterday, 5 days after I sent it
Is it too late? I was going somewhere with this girl, she told me I was attractive etc. and we were supposed to go on a date but I haven't messaged her in about...
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>>29890393
what's with his hair?
she probably would've messaged you first about the date if she really cared
sorry man
you can give it a try but don't expect much
>>29890467
ask /fa/ the guy in OP's pic is a huge /soc/ and /fa/ star