AAHHHH
Look at me in my little blankie, all snuggly and warm.
Its morning but its still a little dark outside cause its raining. a bit chilly out there too. Too bad for you, you have to sit out there and wait for public transportstion, to pick you up and take you to your wage station.
I'm here safely tucked away in my warm soft bed, playing Smash Bro's. Probably gonna take a little nap after im done.
I got up at 6 am. By choice.
In he morning when thou risest unwillingly, let this thought be present- I am rising to the work of a human being. Why then am I dissatisfied if I am going to do the things for which I exist and for which I was brought into the world? Or have I been made for this, to lie in the bed-clothes and keep myself warm?- But this is more pleasant.- Dost thou exist then to take thy pleasure, and not at all for action or exertion? Dost thou not see the little plants, the little birds, the ants, the spiders, the bees working together to put in order their...
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>>28466322
jokes on you NEET I just got fired. Months pay and all my remaining holiday pay coming right up.
>>28466347
>Thinking Marcus Aurelius would do your shit tier job.
>12 page paper due in 3 hours.
Wew lad
>>28466321
Start now and do as much as possible
even 20% although bad is still much better than 0%
Listen to this while you're waiting lad.
https://soundcloud.com/patricklostracco/officer-maggot
>>28466336
I've started already and have a good amount of it done and organized. It's actually 10-12 pages and it's not like I need it to be perfect.
But I also need to write a smaller, 2 page essay before the big one and incorporate the small one into the big one.
Anyone know anything about punishment, the American prison system, or the for profit prison system?
>Can't swim (despite having tried to learn several times)
>Bad at handling laundry, don't know how to iron my clothes at all, can't fold laundry/use cloth dryers fast and efficiently
>Never learned how to hold a pen properly so I just went with any technique that was comfy for me
>Can't tie pretty much any knot other than the basic bunny ears one
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I can't even walk or stand normally because I'm so self conscious about it.
S-so where do you sneeze from?
What?
>can't tie a tie
>can't reverse park
>can't navigate around streets without gps
>don't know how to fold shirts properly
>when you're in your 20s and have never experienced anything exciting
Try harder then. Go a little crazy, anon. You have to for all most fun stuff.
>>28466317
I'm ugly AF so people are naturally put off by anything I do.
>>28466831
That anon is right, but not in the way you think. Every weekend I have off I like to dress up in a costume/ disguise (ninja uniform, mime, current fashions, like a nigger), go downtown, and assault the normalfags enjoying their lives with chili power eggs, stink bombs, and piss or paint filled water pistols. This also requires just getting out there and doing it but its a lot more realistic considering its a solo activity.
Do you robots remember a while ago there was a few threads about how this particular site (running for funding on Kickstarter) was a dumb idea or was an invasion of privacy?
Read this and tell me you weren't completely played by Ms. Quinn et al
She's living on 7 grand a month for being a "cyber bullying victim" while smugly sitting on her computer slowly destabilising the world.
http://degree180.com/8686-2/
>>28466262
In a hundred years she is as worthless as you and her wealth distributed. Who cares
>>28466307
While I agree with the first half of your statement, I think you ought to care.
If she can manipulate you like this imagine what the clever women are doing, those who don't get caught. While I'm grasping at straws ,hoping for the beta uprising I will continue to spread the awareness of this vipers deceit
>>28466262
don't know don't care
this is woman hate thread now
Most women domesticate a beta male orbiter in my Computer Science class that explains stuff to them in exchange for attention.
Fucking disguisting.
>>28466255
But it's fun to observe how the 5 or so orbiters sit around the girl in lectures
>>28466291
That is not how it works. It is much more subtle. The prey often does not even get to sit near his mastu
>>28466308
*masturbation object.
your life is decided the moment you are born
>>28466210
>the moment you are born
far before
>>28466210
Being a failure or a success has basically nothing to do with yourself, it's all genes and opportunities, life is a fucked up series of coinflips.
Except the bad side of the coin weighs more.
That isn't how it works.
It's my 21st birthday to day and no one wants to spend it with me. I am eating cake alone in my room. This isn't how life is supposed to turn out.
Lucky you.
I am 30 now, but at my 21st, my parents forced me to have a big party and invited all the family and family-friends over and had at least 100 people over that all don't even like and I was forced to stay around the center of the party. They even got some stripper who did a dance on me while tons of my stacy cousins were pissing themselves laughing at me. I had to awkwardly acknowledge every single person and act like I was super happy and normie about being 21.
I still cringe 9 years later over that night.
>>28466185
This is the thread I was looking for. It's my birthday today as well. Happy bday OP. Much love. I try not to think about it & I suggest you do the same. Here's a (You)
My parents didn't even call me. I haven't talked to anyone today, except the delivery guy who brought me the cake.
Travis Bickle is the ultimate beta robot and he should be this board's mascot.
>wagecuck
>lonely
>has no friends
>craves female attention
>watches porn often
>hates degenerate Stacies, wants to clean the streets off them
>dresses and acts autisticly
>almost risked his life for a girl that doesn't even care about...
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>>28466170
>dresses and acts autisticly
He didn't dress autisticly. He was pretty /fa/ actually.
There are several posts about that movie everyday,
He's a little too handsome.
>tfw massive internal bleeding
i don't even want it fixed senpai, this is everything i ever wanted. a roughly painless death that's not technically suicide, and isn't going to hurt people around my like shooting myself or hanging myself would hurt them.
Anybody relate?
What's causing your internal bleeding?
I am not similarly afflicted, but I have that same desire.
>bleeding out
>painless
Call 9/11 friend
Who else wants a baker gf here?
>Hey anon, I made us these cookies! They're fresh outta the oven - come and get them :)
My gf bakes the best chocolate chip butt plugs. After we're done having sex we eat them with milk.
>>28466159
would she be fat then, if she is eat all that sugar and binging on netflix
>>28466159
I'm a dude and I kinda fall in the "baker gf" category since I love to make nice food and give to people. The issue is that I mostly do that to my family since I don't really have any friends to give cookies or make pizza to.
>tfw your acne made your face even MORE hideous than before
At first I was just ugly, but now when I see myself in the mirror I gasp and then cry.
then kill yourself already you fucking pussy
iktf famalamalam. Someone just shoot me already
>>28466117
If it gets any worse I probably will. My entire face is painful and red. I don't leave the house and failed all of my college classes last semester because of it.
ITT: Create Waifus.
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shamelessly bumping my own threadddd
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>the lonely loner seem to free his mind at night
yeah right, you never do shit anon
>>28466055
> I'll be fiiiiiine once I get it
kid cudi sucks.
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>>28466043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u4OUtpWudz
>>28466086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UT3D98qYhJ
You have voices anons I want to hear them
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