If I'm 5'9" and have a child with a really short girl, what are the odds I get a really short sun.
I'm almost exclusively attractive to petite and short girls, usually asians. So if she was like 4'10" am I fucking over my kids?
>>29891067
I don't know for sure but my dad is 6'1" and married a 5'2" femlet and I turned out 5'9".
Also Yao Ming's parents were both really tall professional basketball players and he was bred to be a genetic super lanklet, so I assume the mother's height definitely has something to do with it.
there are probably worse things you should be worried about your son inheriting than your height
the chances of him being a manlet seem really high
if your parent or her parents aren't tall then you're in for danger of rising half a man
I'll start: Travis Bickle:
>lonely
>has virtually no friends
>always feels like odd man out
>has inherent hate for people
Jesus
>always kind to others
>gets hatred for no real reason
>dies a virgin
Will McAvoy
>lonely shut-in
>rarely does drugs
>mildly conservative
>playfully assholish
>occasionally smart
Pic related is literally me.
>lone wolf
>extremely strong
>compassionate but prone to rage
>sexy dick
>mysterious loner
If there anything you feel pride for?
>>29890984
No of course not. What is there to be proud of? Just my GPA I guess but even then undergraduate GPA is nothing to feel pride over.
Maybe one or two vidya achievements
>>29890984
My accomplishments, and nothing else.
Though I admire the accomplishments of others, and strive to learn from them.
>tfw another lonely night
What do you guys fantasize about before you fall asleep?
I like to think that I'm a kawaii anime girl that has close friends she spends her time with.
>>29891103
I usually think about what my life would be like if I was in an isekai light novel while I hug my cuddly toys!
>>29891103
I used to think about comfy things like rain or snow but now I wish I had a bf to hold me. Can't simulate that with a blanket or pillow too well so it's sufferingsorry for gayshit
30 year old neet virgin here. this is the final straw guys. i have been trying to be optimistic lately. i have been waiting for my gf i have been trying to improve myself everyday . but today my parents cancel the cable internet and got dsl . they said cable was too expensive. now i can't even internet anymore. im killing myself tonight goodbye everyone.
Goodbye fellow 30 yo NEET virgin who lives with their parents, Gensokyo awaits!
>>29890953
NOOOO, don't do it. use your wizard powers to get apartment and a nice white collar job on craiglist. good luck anon
>>29890953
That's a nice wallpaper. Thanks for that.
>convince PETA that eating gummy bears symbolizes the cruelty bears experience when they're hunted
Inb4 ur an animal loving fag, i am spektrum
>>29890943
Is that jimmy neutron's friend?
It's a good idea lads, i think we should try
>>29890968
He's for dummies dummy :D
>feel lonely and want a girlfriend
>I'm pretty ugly
>girl that I stop talking to 8 months ago messages me saying "hi"
>she wants to start talking to me and start relationship again
>Shes fat, has a kid, no job, financial dead weight, red flags.
>rather be alone
Am I sane or insane? Should I just settle with what I could get?
Just pump and dump her
>>29891032
I've already done it couple times. the last time she text me stating she was crying and thought that I love her. But I don't.
Drop contact with her. Do not let her finagle you into her life. She is guaranteed to be a parasite.
Who the fuck messages someone out of the blue wanting to start a relationship? Use your common sense, OP.
crispy I love you
I wish I could erase every trace of her from my memory so I could get on with my life
>>29890958
Same shit fuck my life. I hate this idea of finding someone you like so much but can never be. depressing as hell
>>29890897
Crispy is cute but i dont understand how you're in love with her.
In the last four days i have consumed two boxes of cereal a gallon of milk a twenty pack of dr pepper three mcdonalds sweet teas and most of a two liter of mt dew four big macs a subway sandwich two freezer pizzas freezer hot wings three and a half bags of doritos three pork chops a bag of cherries half pound of bacon four eggs a pot of buttered pasta w cheese half a gallon of ice cream thhirty beers a pint and a half of whiskey and three and a quarter packs of cigarettes a quarter gram of heroin six aderall two pots of coffee and six energy drinks. I dont feel that awful and...
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>>29890894
yeh but why only a quarter gram of heroine famfam?
>>29890917
I got paid last night so i got to buy drugs!
>>29890917
Also i think this might be the first thread ive made that someones responded to... Like ever...
DUDE, DID YOU DINE UPON DELECTABLE DELICACIES DOWN AT DENNY'S?
>>29890892
MAYBE GABY HAD SOME GRAVY, BUT JAKE HAD 2 SHAKES THAT WEREN'T FAKE.
>>29890956
NO HEARTACHE? WHY NO STOMACH QUAKE? JAKE NEEDS TO TAKE EIGHT ADVIL FOR HIS SAKE!
NO NEED TO MAKE A CAKE A HIGH STAKE.
>>29891076
IT'S A MISTAKE JAKE RAKES!
Hey guys I'm broke starving and can't pay my rent.
So I'm going to shill here for money and in return offer you photos if myself my cat and my feet.
Bitcoin address for donations
1AvPTHmpTcV1m1nduUjwQV75ZrxAJjJmp4
I would appreciate literally any amount even a cent
Pic related
Its me
Submitted! ;)
>>29890885
Report submitted! You're welcome :^)
sent ;) enjoy mon ami
Women in western society are degenerate sluts and whores because men constantly validate them, give them power, and fuck them. It's pretty much all our fault as a gender.
Prove me wrong.
>>29890850
/pol/ is a couple channels back, you maniac.
nah that's mostly right, it is man's fault for allowing women to degenerate into walking talking skanks just to be progressive
and it all started with allowing them to vote
>>29890927
I'm banned from /pol/ for now. So you robots are stuck with me.
But you can't disprove it because it's correct. Omega, beta, and "alpha" males all validate women in their own pathetic ways. Women know this and FEED off of the 24/7 male pandering.
>The date itself went quite well, I showed her around a museum and we wound up making out in a public park (my first french kiss)
>Then I confidently took her back to my room
>She commented on how autistically plain my room was
>We made out a bit on my bed (I came in my pants while I was on top of her kissing her neck)
>Then she disengaged and went back into conversation, she kept saying that she didn't know what to say...
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>>29890829
you blew it kid
orginales commentarius
The moral of the story is that I and most of /r9k/ need therapy before we can partake in an intimate experience like sexual intercourse because we are fundamentally damaged human beings
It felt pretty good to be able to talk to an almost perfect stranger like that because I've never had an opportunity to open up to anybody before (and had the confidence to take it)
>>29890829
its nice that she took the time to try to understand you. I wish you good luck with your sexuality
I'm used to go to a good restaurant have a dinner then go watch a random movie, a bookstore or the comic shop and finish by sitting in a cafe or a street bench with something to drink to read the news or a book...
What other robot activities are you city dwellers used to do? Or it's all pic related?
>>29890789
I always feel out of place in the city. Like if I'm not spending money or hanging out with someone I'm just taking up space. I like the library a lot though.
>>29891186
Yaeh, without money you don't have a space really...it sucks
>>29890789
Walk around, eat, take the bus. Read in a park. All on my lonesome.
It hurts.
>meat
>broccoli
>eggs
>fruit
>water
this is pretty much my whole diet, is it not varied enough?
>>29890770
You could stand to eat more vegetables instead of just broccoli. Also listing fruit and meat implies a lot of variety.
You have a normie healthy diet OP.
>>29890770
it's near perfect to be honest, needs a bit more veggies though.
>>29890770
Need more legumes and whole grains