Should I cut my hairs ?
To be honest, I think i'm uglier without them and I like them, but unfortunately they make me stand out from the crowd and people tend to look at me
Also, I'm afraid people might think i'm a metalhead since I absolutely hate metal and all the culture that is associated with it
>>28473534
Cut your throat with a knife or go back to /soc/
pick one
>>28473534
>guaranteed replies: the post
oc oc oc
>>28473534
Where's you Adam's Apple?
UPDATE: she messaged me today, saying that she really enjoyed it and that I can see her whenever I want. so, I guess maybe the next time I'll post some more photos because i'm scum.
>ask a fat fuck that fucked a black qt anything
Sunday night I went over to a black qt's place and spent the night over, after meeting her on Tinder, and just being honest with my intentions.
Turned out she was a sweetheart and kind of into me.
>pic related
>>28473480
I think o saw this thread how was it anon
>>28473480
>a girl you matched with on Tinder is into you
Stop the presses!
But in all seriousness, well done anon, I wish you good luck(:
>>28473510
Most likely you did, cause I'm an attention whore about it.
I enjoyed it more than I thought I would, she wasn't just lying there, doing nothing, and she's super crazy about her nipples being sensitive, so I had fun with that.
Plus, she was really fun to talk to, and she has patrician taste in music.
>>28473517
M8, tinder is full of cunts trying to get validation. A match isn't really worth anything.
>tfw I don't live in The Bronx and fuck big booty qt ghetto Nuyorican chicks
I am Puerto Rican and our women are trashy, loud and obnoxious, and uneducated and stupid.
You're a fucking weirdo for wanting one so bad.
Here's your first and only (you) you'll ever get for these threads btw.
>>28473698
>being a self hating faggot
>who probably jerks off to anime
>>28473747
>(you)
nice projection mate real nice
Does anyone want to play Borderlands 2 with me?
I'm not very good at RPG games but it seems easy enough that I'd enjoy it. I played a few hours of the first one and had a good time. I'm looking for someone 18+ who's willing to let me watch the cutscenes and read the dialogue. I want to play the game properly and not rush through it.
Is anyone interested? Co-operative games can be some comfy if you've got someone to play with. We don't have to use VoIP if you don't want to.
>>28473414
That window is a terrible idea wtf, do they not ever want to sleep past 6am?
>>28473449
People have jobs and a strict sleeping schedule.
>>28473449
There may be a blind at the top you can't see, I'm not sure.
take some more NEETbux, goyim The protestant work ethic will soon be destroyed, and like you NEETs already are, all others will be my gentile slaves under our one world government of Zion!
Please, please, continue to not work and be independent. Please please keep depending on the teet of your superiors, the chosen! Oh Adoni, it's magnificent!
But of course, you'll play exactly into my hands and believe you are the free ones! Those silly white protestant freedom fighters still earning their own keep and not giving their women to Tyrone and Abdul, they're...
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>>28473406
Good robots, find Asian women more attractive than whites! Multiculturalism is your friend...
>>28473643
oy vey gestalt
>>28473406
The mental gymnastics that some slaves will perform to justify their slavery is quite impressive.
Nice try wagecuck.
How do you guys get on with it. It sucks being a no-gf loser, I don't mind talking to you robots but sometimes you want a feminine opinion. So what do you guys do to distract yourself from the fact you're wasting away.
Nothing. It is the first thing I think about when I wake up, and the last thing I think about when I go to sleep. I didn't ask to be alive, but I don't want to die.
>>28473320
I go out and get laid. Yes, it's hard to be without a gf - that's why I do everything in my power to spend as little time without a gf as possible.
>>28473320
Distracting is a way if you dont understand what life is about. You still think things change or that you are protagonist in a story. You view life as having some arbitrary criteria that we all must fill to lose or win.
There is nothing important to gain in life. You will die and you are not a main character in any grand scheme but noone is and everyone will die too. If you want to find a bit of peace you have to accept the sorrow of life whether you are happy. If you do this loneliness will become melancholy...
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We Diagnose each others autism on a scale on 1 to 10. I will start with the most autistic moment in my entire life
(1/2)
>be me 19 years old
>NEET fag with no life ambitions, pretty much the average robot
>regress my mind back to when I was a wee lad, what did I want from life when I was younger?
>always dreamed of being a pirate
>sailing the open seas, no rules, rum, total freedom
>sounded...
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cont
(2/2)
>it's cold but I do it fer' Jack Sparra'
>there be another swashbuckler security guard waiting for me there
>I don't feel so good
>vomit on his shoes
>fall to the ground an' cry fer' me mam.
>get arrested for trespassing and damaging private property
>get a hefty fine
>had...
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>>28473291
those are some really nice ships anon
>>28473203
is this picture in cornwall somewhere? i swear ive been there before
>get on the train
>4 free seats
>sit down
>happy to be alone
>3 girls get in before the doors close
>they are looking for a seat
>one of them stops in front of me and says here
>the other two girls give me a disgusting look
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>Sitting outside class this morning
>Waiting for door to open
>Students form their usual groups
>I used to hang out with these three or four guys, we all sit in the front lecture row
>All quite good at the school thing
>Eventually one of them in particular said something I didn't take kindly to
>Realize pretty much everything this dude says is a sarcastic...
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>>28473153
>checking nothing in my phone to ignore them
>I feel like crying
This is where their disgust is coming from. They can sense you're a loser.
I don't know how ugly you are or how far gone you are socially, but women seriously disgust beta men.
>Wake up today
>Go to school
>No one around me really hates me just don't talk to many people cause paranoia
>Taking bus home
>QT 3.14 has nowhere to sit so she sits next to me
>Gives me a nice little smile
>Terrified so just look at window
>Realize I'll never be able to talk to girls and will die alone
Is...
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Hey anon, you're home early. Tyrone & Jamal are here to fix the window
They're probably better people than I am, with better personalities and more opportunities in life as a result. And I am here on r9k talking to racists.
Who the fuck are you?
What window?
Why are you in my house?
>>28473122
Seeing how my house has no windows I would be highly fucking suspect, I also have no contact with wom3n or anything of value besides my computer so I would wonder why they are there.. welp looks like I'm going to get raped by 2 niggers and a shemale
who complete effeminate here?
>most of friends growing up were girls
>aloof dad, helicopter domineering mom
>unable to relate to most other guys
>women see you as a friend because you act like one, no sex for you buddy
>too much internet porn so start jerking to traps and used to trap before
>have literally been called effeminate
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>>28473100
No way to fix it, just the way we were raised. I think the best we can do is try to consciously try and minimize the effects.
>>28473128
well if you force it it'll be fake, i couldn't even pretend to be a mouthbreaker. i think culturally in the west there's a real emphasis on the manly man, whereas other cultures are less fixated on macho stuff. if you're in the west you're especially screwed here.
cute girls boys are the best though!
>tfw you made it
I did it. I befriended a hooker and made her my fuckbuddy. I'm getting pussy people pay $400/hr for free.
>>28473075
currently browsing /gif/ to see what sex moves I will perform tomorrow.
>>28473075
>I befriended a hooker and made her my fuckbuddy.
That's cool man.
>>28473136
>That's cool man.
Thanks dude.
'ere he comes!
you have been muted for 2 seconds original
that died a while ago
go to /b/ they laugh at anything
Here he comes
Here come dat boi!
Has anyone on /r9k/ ever been on a sex vacation to SouthEast Asia? The women are qt and I have a bit of a ladyboy fetish I'd like to explore desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra-cNBhelso
>he wouldn't
Especially 5:50, would demolish
>>28473071
How the fuck are asian ladyboys so fucking convincing. Most of the ladyboys in this vid are hotter than real girls desu
>>28473117
Don't know man. I want to stick it in a few for sure
Also if it turns out to just be a fetish that seems good online and I'm not into it then there'll at least be hot real girls on my dick
Yes, it was pretty crazy. Went out to visit my high school prom gf, she involved her friend and another woman in the situation.
My ex girlfriend always dreamt of going to Denmark, she said it's her favorite country ever.
If she hadn't fucked me over with chad she could have come with me next week.
I've never felt this smug before. This is the greatest feeling ever and I can't wait to rub it in her face.
Anyone else /revenge/ here?
>>28473001
Not yet. Maybe one day.
original as fugg
My ex dumped me over fb messenger while she was in Europe. No doubt she thought she'd be getting that Euro-chad cock. Put it to me nicely basically wanting us to still be in a relationship but not exclusive. Told her it sounded like an awesome idea. I then proceeded to ignore her for 5 months which made her have all kinds of issues (according to mutual friends). She dated a fucking loser hillbilly in this time. They break up, I ask to meet up. Fucked her in her bed, got dressed, went home, blocked her number. She's back with the hillbilly last I heard.
>>28473092
What is this shitty dumping over text/instant message meme that girls literally always do?
No girl I've been with yet could do so much as call me, let alone tell me personally. I always just get a fucking text message, if they don't just block me.
Someone explain because I don't get it.
Hey you lonely NEETs, want to meet more shut-ins to talk to from the comfort of your home? We've been harboring a small but tightly knit r9k group on kik for over a year now and we're looking for fresh blood. What's kik you ask? It's a normalfag messenger app that's pretty compact and easy to sign up for. It'll only take a few minutes to download and register so no excuses, and if you're too autistic for a smartphone then you're autistic enough for bluestacks- an android emulator that will let you run kik on your computer.
Why should...
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>tfw too autistic to enter a group of people who already know themselves
Ha. Those days when I was playing mmo and talking to my internet friends on teamspeak and mumble are over
I don't have a phone, that is part of the reason my social life is degrading fast.
My personality is so shitty that I wouldn't fit in.
People on irc hate me because I cry all the time and I get into arguments with others.