Can women smell insecurity like animals?
>Like animals
they are animals
so yes
that one is a horse so i can bet she can smell a lot of things
damn who is that thick legged goddess
http://www.blm.gov/wo/st/en/prog/more/lands/desert_land_entries.html
i see fags go on al day how the wanna get away and just live out in the middle of nowhere well why dont you just do this it will cost you but maybe you can team up and stop making threads about it
>>28478005
What makes you think we want to become desert farmers? Sounds like torture.
Anything more than 70F makes me want to kill myself.
>>28478005
Of all the places I'd want to live, the one I'd like the least would be a desert, just a little better than a frozen tundra.
>Only one shot at life
>4 inch dick
JUST
marry a midget or a small child, your choice
I feel you.
There are penises that are literally twice my WIDTH. I heard a comedian say that the minimum acceptable girth for a dick was the size of a red bull can. I died a little inside that day.
>>28478164
society has us by the dick
which of you robots pushed her to go apshit craycray?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/lifestyles/ct-woman-confronts-tinder-matches-20160510-story.html
>it's a jew
surprise huh
she only banged the chads, made fun of the rest.
>>28477978
all non-autistic women should be lobotomized and made into sex slaves
>go to dollar store for cheap drinks and snacks
>girl at the register asks if I live nearby
>tell her I go to the local university, she goes to another uni
>next time I go
>asks how school is going and tries to small talk
>next time I go
>reads my name out loud on the computer screen after I use my card
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>>28477943
That's cute
Try flirting but I assume you're autistic so that won't work
She's going to keep it at the same level of small talk she reached when she memorized your name.
As long as you don't take it any further, nothing will come of it.
>>28477943
it's time to switch stores anon. do the right thing
Heh, you see, I used to be like you roaches. I thought I had compassion, sympathy, all the bullshit "feelings" that keep you fifteen steps behind me. But then I grew up. I saw the world for what it really is: a joke, a game to be mastered. I threw away all morals and became who I am today. Any form of emotions that you sense from me are pre-calculated to the situation to manipulate those around me. And the roaches fall for them every time. It's hilarious when roaches actually think they are sentient beings, when in reality they are just pawns in the chess game...
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>allowing the world and its lack of morals to define you instead of defining the world with your morals
Disingenuous just makes you a non-being, a nobody. An agent of falseness and decay. You only win because the rules are in your favor, not because you're a special snowflake. You only win because people give you the benefit of the doubt and believe what you have to say means anything, when, in reality, as you have already admitted, you're completely full of hot air and you may as well be typing gibberish, because that's how...
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>>28478439
*Disingenuousness
>>28477928
thank god you're back.
post yfw your oneitis finally gets married
>>28477921
>oneitis gets married>to me
desu I'm not sure how I would feel. A year ago I would have gone full ape, now I don't feel like I would do anything
I may be parting from my oneitis
>>28477921
How can she stay your oneitis after you find out a guys banging her asshole every night
My name is blurryface and i care what you think
>>28477916
Oh shit waddap............
Jesus christ. Fuck you, you six year old faggot. TOP sucks major fucking dicks. All of their songs sound the same, fuck. KILL YOURSELF.
Gauges + Tatoos + Piercings +Thinly veiled "muh depression" songs = Twenty One Pilots
He lost his virginity.
What's your excuse?
>>28477907
His shirt is cool as fuck breh.
>>28477907
I'm not willing to fuck hookers from SE Asia
>>28477907
He's a literal cyborg, of course he fucking got laid
look at that badass motherfucker
Ok robots I need your help in order to fix my social fuck up. Any suggestions would help
>Be me
>Only have one group of friends online that I never met
>Be the annoying guy of the group that's sometimes funny
>Be the one always singled out and shit for being a dumbass or weird
>Get annoyed and sad often
>Realize I can use humor to gain social status in the group
>"Haha...
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Here's when I just posted it, the guy named Alex is just being a straight up dick about it.
wait here's the pic I think
No nigga theres no way to unfuck it.
Am I still a virgin if I fuck a trap?
Technically you haven't put your penis in a vagina so yeah you are
And you're also a faggot
>>28477828
I always thought that if you had sexual intercourse with any other member of your species, even if it mean fucking a hole not meant for actual sex, it's still considering losing your virginity.
Be it a female or male, like in your case.
>>28477905
nah i'm still a virgin
>Parents are fighting again
I thought maybe when I was adult this wouldn't bother me and make me cry but it still hurts...
Your an adult. Move out. Problem solved.
>>28477844
Doesn't mean he lives there. Could just be visiting or something like that.
Who am I kidding though, if he's posting here you're probably right
Lucky my dad's been in jail since I was 4 so I never had this problem. Still fucked me up in a lot of ways though I guess
>man: i am sad because nobody cares if i live or die
>woman: my vagina attracts a lot of attention and sometimes it attracts attention from people i don't like and that makes me sad
I wish my vagina attracted attention
I'm a guy btw
>>28477795
man: I am sad because I cannot afford to put food on the table
woman: You bought the wrong kind of yogurt at the store and this makes me sad
>>28477795
Why is it that I'm ugly AND have a penis
Such a shitty combo
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kape brewing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking,...
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>>28477773
Who the fuck's making these threads? What do they get out of it? Why do we even have the fucking robot?
>tsinelas snapping
every time
>>28477773
jungle chink
FUCK. what do I do?
I'm not prepared for this.
Burn your phone
>>28477736
why the fuck are they messaging you first
post your pics
>>28477736
why did you block out names and shit?