>tfw the desire to jerk off has been completely replaced by the desire to hug
What has happened to me?
>>28482103
All those happy cute pictures and gifs have gotten to you.
>>28482103
tfw no affection
>>28482103
Damn you OP, now I want a hug.
>go into backyard to get 15 minute of daily sun
>there's a wasp or something flying around
>come back inside
how am I meant to do this
>go outside
>front lawn is cut unevenly
i mean what the hell
>>28482067
>go on 15 mile hike
>horsefly follows me around the entire time
>go outside
>people look at me
This is you, /pol/.
>>28481998
This is you, reddit
>>28481998
>Hillary supporter has no arguments against Trump
>resorts to childish name-calling and ad hominems
wew lad
>>28481998
I don't get what you're trying to say here.
>it's an anon saves the world from the ruling elite daydream
>>28481939
never had that one tbo
Let me have my fantasies in peace normo
>My fantasies all still have me as the hero
>It's a moral victory
I'm such an anti-hero, oh my god. You should hear the fucking speech I give at the end too
My self esteem is shit, so I can't fathom anyone wanting to be with me. I'm 27 goddamn years old and the thought of someone being interested in me is almost physically painful. I have never been able to shake this feeling, and even when I was the lowest weight in years (back up now), it never went away.
I want to say it's not about tfwnogf or being a 27yo khv, but a lot of the pain leads back to that thought of someone being interested in me
Everyone I know has had sex. I mean, shit. My fucking friend was like 5'7", fat as shit, played...
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Dude. The fact that the WoW player has gotten tail should have been an awakening. All it takes to have crazy ape sex is to be confident and tell that friend that'd be ok with fucking that you really want to fuck. Confidence.
It takes you places.
Also sex is overrated. Stay a wizard and become a 4chan/ r9k weeb like the rest of us.
>>28481901
>fat
>bald
>small dick
Can confirm senpai. Just get over yourself. Be a fun person to be around. Confidence isn't a meme.
Project happiness, fun, a good character - something people want. Have some kind of value, dont be a value leech by being a depressed cunt
Then you can get girls that way.
>>28481901
your only 3 years away from wizardry, dont give up now you glorious faggot!
I come here whenever I am sad to cope and this board isn't being sad enough for me. Now I feel like even more shit dammit why is everyone happier than I am
>>28481898
There are far more depressing boards to go on, I think. Anyway, I don't know why it would make you feel better knowing that everyone is just as sad as you. Sad people are everywhere. You should focus on finding genuinely happy and kind people who can help distract you from whatever emotions you're feeling.
If you know Japanese, I can show you a 2ch-like textboard where people talk about school/workplace bullying and suicide methods.
>>28482151
Happy people make me angry.
Would you prefer to fuck the "boy" on the left or the "girl" on the right?
>>28481890
Bella Thorne is my waifu so that isn't really a question.
>>28481890
Neither i would rather fuck my korean girlfriend because race mixing is for niggers and white people. Im going to go eat her kimchi right now if yall know what im sayin
>>28481890
why do women seem so hostile to me?
I would say the girl because I like female bodies but I just get vibes of evil from them now.
Should I jerk off before going on a first date? if so how long before?
If you jerk before date you will enter in beta mode and probably won't do anything at all. Just fap on the day before.
Fap twice and skip the date, you know youre just gonna embarass yourself
>>28481920
Cuck science
Have you ever gotten revenge on normies before?
>be me
>be me 15 years old
>I am at school in freshman year
>I'm sitting alone as normal
>I wait for my class to start and sit i front of it
>Girl comes up to me
>'hey anon'
>H-How do you know my name
>'we have math together silly'
>Oh...
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Once every few months when a blockbuster movie is out, I'll get a ticket to a sought-after showing, and just stand up and start shrieking at the top of my lungs a little way into the movie.
I'll do this until they remove me and tell me I'm banned from the place, but they never actually remember and you can freely come back after a while. It usually takes about 3 minutes for security to come, so the normies have to suffer for that long, and if they have kids with them it probably scares the kids.
I've done this five times, most recently at the...
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Chad put me in hospital, I ended up dating his mom.
What's life like as a virgin?
I'm having trouble imagining it.
I don't know, I lost mine when I was 15
>>28481844
I'm a bit religious so it took me till I was 17 to get over my hangups on sex.
Imagine never being confident about anything, except that you are inferior
Imagine never feeling like you are an equal to anyone
another day with no steam friends
>>28481802
would you like to talk?
Want a steam friend?
>>28481802
This can't be real. I have probably 15 or 20 steam friends and almost all added me first. Easy enough to find one a day if you just want to collect them.
Play a game, chat, tell someone to add you. I even have a beta orbiter right now (not catfishing him... Maybe he's lonely? Idk.)
post ur pets.
Is your dog okay? He looks stoned.
>>28481765
She's just a retarded husky puppy. Almost 2 years old. I don't actually think she's retarded I just like calling my dogs retarded.
>>28481747
My sweet sweet prince
>tfw no EST bf
>>28481694
What do you mean "EST?"
>having a bf in every timezone
Fuck off
currently 3:23pm
Do you think she is cute? I hate to say it, but I feel like she has gotten less cute now that shes older. Some might say shes a bit weird looking. She even made it on some jealous roastie's list of "ugliest celebrities". That is pushing it, in my opinion
Please just give me your opinions it will only take 2 seconds and if you are as bored as I am I know you can spare it
She has manly look unfortunately. Her jaw too big and roundish.. 4/10
>>28481677
She's still cute. Still has that dopey, zoned-out look.
Fuck. I really, really want to fap but I don't want to break my 3 day clean streak. HALP!
Ahahaha same here, 3 days too, the worst part is i should be sleeping but havent fully comitted to the idea of not fapping yet so im just browsing 4chan aimlessly on my tablet for now and yeah
stop repressing your sexuality, fap m8
>>28481652
STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND LEAVE YOUR ROOM.
Go talk to your parents or something. Go to the store. Just go do anything else.