>ywn play willy wars
>>28497339
well, us guys will never get to play clam slam
>>28497339
>be me 12 year old autistic girl
>twin brother is having a sleepover with three of his friends
>they're playing willy wars and I'm with them watching
>ask if I can join in
>'anon you don't even have a willy!'
>I do too! look
>spread my lips and pull buck my clit hood showing...
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>>28497709
t. Daydreaming Pedo
YOU THERE, STOP!
Take a cap of your desktop RIGHT NOW, post it ITT and comment on other robot's desktops.
No cleaning up edition.
not very interesting but ok sure
hello this is desktop
OC comment avocado grapefruit
>Degree: School of Hard Knocks
>Career: Full time mommy :)
>Hobbies: dancing, music, hanging out with friends, and food
>>28497263
love that shit, f a m
>>28497263
>I'm not looking for a one night stand
>social worker finds me a job that sounds acceptable
>it is listed as driving a truck between 2 factories to deliver components and drive the bosses when needed
>sitting at my desk browsing 4chan because there is nothing to deliver
>boss asks me to help tidy up or help seal boxes with my free time
>'NO, i have a bad back and hip, the job was listed as driving only'
>boss's jimmies getting rustled by now, slams the door to his office and i can hear him yelling like a 5 year old
>he cant fire me, i am doing exactly what the job asks
>the second day working he walked up to me aggressively and asked me to resign
>'NO'
>mfw laying charges of harassment and intimidation on him
>mfw still showing up for work and getting paid to drive a case of bottled water across town once or twice a day
>mfw he is paying for himself to be sued
>mfw he is looking worse and worse every day i show up for 'work', he is like a real life fuck my shit up guy
I hope you lose the case and get kicked out of the job.
>>28497244
holy shit anon this sounds amazing
i hope you get a huge payout and never have to work again
>>28497346
>I hope you lose the case and get kicked out of the job.
why? employees need to stop being bitches who enable this kind of behavior from bosses. he is getting paid for a driving job, not some other stupid shit. in your reasoning, what if the secratary was gone for the day and the boss asked him to answer any calls to the office? would that be fine with you?
he is paid to drive, not clean up the bosses mess
>it's closer to 2030 than it is 2000
Where does the time go?
>>28497238
I imagine that it goes back and to the left, at about 30 degrees below horizontal and about 45 degrees inward on the left side. I see days and months coming from the upper right and going towards the lower left, as well as from light to dark, with a chest-level plane as the fulcrum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fThTcbl5v2k
I don't know, anon. It goes too fast, that's for sure.
Oh, here and there.
>there are girls being raped and cummed into against their will right now
>>28497230
>tfw someone, somewhere is physically incapable of preventing semen from entering her body
>>28497313
>tfw sissy boy is contracting hiv/aids right now and doesn't know it
>many will become pregnant
>be in a miserable slump for many months due to chronic illness
>take a magnesium bath, realised i could be deficient
>involuntarily cry for 30 minutes in the bath
>body feels like it's being charged up
>feel like i've just woken up from a coma
>i'm alive again
>suddenly the need for friends and socialising is strong again
>no...
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>>28497227
Magnesium bath?? I want to feel good too desu ;_;
>>28497451
Just drink it, it's better than a bath
>>28497451
I think I've been highly deficient for over a year due to a food intollerance.
Though it's worth a try since 75% of amerifats are deficient after all (unlikely as much as I was though)
>>28498025
Nah. Transdermal is the way for magnesium. Oral supplement form is barely absorbed
I have always had a fetish for stockings. My ex gf use to wear them during sex all the time. The turned me on, because of how they felt and looked (opaque black on pale skin). It also felt like teasing because its like a part of her body is being hidden from me which gave a feeling of frustration in a really good way
Does anyone else like them ?
If so what do you like about them ?
>>28497144
I've always been turned on my socks and stockings, not sure why exactly.
Reporting in
All forms of tight clothes essentially, classy and formal and oh so wonderful. Idk why though.
>>28497144
>has had a girlfriend
>has had sex
Fucking normies I swear
>see a interesting thread
>it has more than 400 replies
>you have to read all of them
>>28497100
>see a meme thread
>see that it has meme replies
>meme
>>28497100
>Be in a thread that wants to help robot get qts
>Faggot Mods and Janitors delete the thread for free
>>28497100
i just scroll all tyhe way to the bottom reading the greens and the posts with lots of replys only and then i reply to the posts at the bottom only
>birthday coming up
>dad brings up birthday
>"hey anon, don't talk about your birthday so nobody has to get you anything or say happy birthday, it'll be better for everyone, just pretend you don't have a birthday"
>"O-okay dad"
Thanks for the self esteem boost dad...
>>28496922
I-Is this story true?
Gun him down while singing happy birthday.
>>28496986
Almost all of these threads are either lies or situations where an insecure robot has taken light banter like someone was punching them in the face.
Who knows though. People are cold.
>be omega virgin kissless neet
>see cute girl on train yesterday
>see her go to toilet
>left her railcard
>look on railcard and see her name
>decide to check her out on facebook
>see she is in relationship
>message dude and tell him he's a lucky man
>message her too and say she was prettyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28496919
link article
Article or GTFO
>>28496963
http://thetab.com/2016/05/11/being-stalked-public-transport-89707
Explain to me how rape with a condom is meaningfully different from assault.
Nice shitpost retard.
The mental anguish that follows rape never leaves, and most women are too brittle to handle it. It ruins them forever and leave permanent damage.
It's funny that you said something so edgy though, honestly the funniest post I've seen all day. Women are just objects right? Haha, misogyny is cool and hilarious. Freakin' /pol/ dude, EPIC.
>>28496984
Greetings redditeur
>>28496984
Why do you underestimate the traumatic impact being assaulted can have?
The fear of rape is about being made powerless, knowing you will potentially lose your life, and maybe to an extent enduring pain. All of those are present in assault.
I'm not saying rape is okay, I'm asking how it's meaningfully distinct from assault. It seems like a particular subset of assault but it receives much harsher sentences.
>having good day
>suddenly want to die
Just happened to me an hour ago
>have a good day or do something I enjoy
>feeling of guilt overwhelms me and feel like I don't deserve it
everyday it happens usually after I wake up
Post stuff you're somewhat proud of yourself for, I'll start.
>never killed a animal
>Did my best in life
Turns out my best wasn't good enough, but I gave it a shot.
>>28496864
>smoke weed every day
I even say dude a lot
Ended up a bitter robot instead of a desperate orbiter autist
>Be 30 years old
>Still go over every embarrassing and cringeworthy moment of my childhood, teens and early 20s in my mind as if they happened just yesterday
Will I ever be free of this psychological hell?
31 and still stuck in 1997. i don't know anon... only if you get a great job abd great friends to make new memories...
>>28496834
You gotta keep busy. I'm 26 and high school genuinely feels like it was a past life because of all the stuff that happened in between (drug addiction, college, alcoholism, going insane, working in a factory, going insane again, going to grad school.)
You're craving redemption that you've never gotten.