>Getting older
>Hairline starting to "mature"
>Start to notice everybody's hairlines around me
>Feel an intense jealousy when looking at older actors' surgically treated hairlines
>Feel a sense of claustrophobic inevitability when seeing most of the men my age have shit hairlines and many wear baseball caps at all times
I'll never be cute again! What do I do?
Get on fin. Worked for me
>>28501220
Has it affected your sex drive? Can you get hard? Ejaculate? Is it messing with you in any way?
>>28501271
Now I only get 75% as erect as I used to. Not that it's that big a deal since I'm not getting sex anyways.
would u date me r9k
>>28501141
Yeah, cool sunglasses ;)
Vape naysh everybody!
No sorry
Original
I watched this bitches stand up on netflix, and holy shit, women really are all whores. Her whole routine is talking about how she trapped her husband because she doesn't want to work, and all the dicks she's sucked. I know a girl exactly like her, and they both prove that all women just want to be treated like animals, and not work.
>>28501103
>I know 2 women that fit a stereotype
>all women are like that
Imagine if there was a woman who used you as her metric of what all men were like? Hell, I'd probably hate men if you were all I knew about men.
>>28501123
Are you saying all men aren't the same on a base level? All we want as a species is sex, just look at every thread on this board, on 4chan for christ sake. You're the idiot if you think all woman and men aren't the same.
>>28501103
It just proves that women aren't funny.
Her and Amy Schumer just talk about how much dick they take and normies eat it up
You seem sad respond to the post below for a you :DDD
I promise I'll deliver your you'd within 1 year
Reply for the yous
I need some (you)'s that aren't hate
wat
I guess I'll try out a you.
Fact: 4chan would be a million times more fun if emojis worked
They do, like 1.5 years ago all of the major browsers support them
>>28501091
then post some..
>>28501073
Fact:
4chan is dead and has been dead since 2012 (at worst).
What we are witnessing today is the remains of what used to be a place full of originality, chaotic coordination and fun (in all its twisted ways).
These remains are a huge pile of steaming shit, underage kids posting stupid stuff, unicronic gay porn, /soc/, and normalfags.
If you haven't migrated to other chans already you're either a shitposter, a kid, or delusional.
>wanna fap
>mom won't go to sleep
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee go away woman
When I was a NEET and lived back home I just waited until like 3am to fap
Just turn some music on, make it loud
>>28501063
This is me right now, I get the urge to fap in the day but I have to wait until everyone is asleep because people just swing my door open all the time
Who else here got a degree but cant use it for shit?
Pic related is what I'm gonna apply for when I run out of unemployment insurance.
woopee
Should have gone to a career college or gotten a science degree (non-STEM).
Arts and STEM fields are extremely over saturated with applicants it's darn near impossible to easily find a job.
>>28501046
I'm not even going to ask if you are me, because you are I literally wish I did a trade skill. Now I've wasted X years of my life on a piece of garbage, which Ironically seems like my future will be collecting garbage for years.
Construction management here
got a internship at an construction company after college, 85% of interns get hired
feelsgoodman
80k to 100k a year
Are girls with heterochromia seen as cute or ugly?
ugly usually
unless it's someone with a weird fetish
I mean, you literally ate your twin, that's fucked up
it's literally my fetish
i wish i had this
>>28501036
what kind of fag are you
>>28501036
senpai please
look up sarah mcdaniel
Do you have a waifu, /r9k/? I've been thinking recently that I have more emotion invested in Saya than in my family oranyone I've ever dated.
I feel like my waifu is ultimately the only person I can really fall back on. She's been around for years now and I haven't had any real humans stick around that long.
What is that? Bloc it's original blah what game?
>>28501109
Saya no Uta
>>28501152
Is it free? Fuck man who else asked if it was free?
>tfw no eleksyon voting, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, kape brewing, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking,...
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I missed you, tfw no flip gf poster.
>>28500877
I was literally thinking about posting about you anon. Where have you been?
>>28500877
Remember to mention
>adobo simmering
next time!
For me, Anon!
Good ol fashioned feels thread. Any feels welcome
>tfw cant remember what its like to be fully sober
>tfw always at least somewhat high or drunk to dull my emotions
>>28500849
>tfw started my first job on monday
>today got violently ill and had to call out already
Just fuck my shit up man
>>28500849
>tfw trying to live a daily life while balancing enlightenment and spiritual practices
tips r9k?
>>28500849
>tfw to broke to buy enough booze to drink myself to death
>tfw I have no $ because i spent it on booze
>NOBODY will EVER find me attractive
And I'm okay with that. I've come to terms with it. Nobody will ever desire me and that's okay. I don't care about hurting myself, I don't care about looking like an idiot, I don't care about anything except what I want but I've accepted that a relationship is out of the question.
Feels good man
>>28500847
Money makes you more attractive. So does being talented. Are you so lazy and comfortable you aren't willing to learn an instrument or how to draw? Or make money and buy a cool looking car?
>>28500911
People are attracted to people who are attracted and talented
Nobody is attracted to me no matter what talent I pick up NOR WOULD I want to learn something solely to please other people. Nothing I want to learn will make me attractive and I find it completely undesirable to enter a relationship with a girl who's only interested in me because of my possessions or some personality that isn't mine.
If you are ugly and undesirable why not embrace how disgusting you are and stop trying in this...
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>>28500911
How do you live life with a partner knowing full well that you're not their ideal or anything close to it?
How do you walk down the street with them knowing that they're more attracted to the majority of other men that are just walking around?
How do you have sex knowing they're fantasizing about someone else?
If you truly loved someone how do you accept that you're holding them back from finding someone better than you?
Relationships are a sham
I wish I'd had a good father to help support me as a kid, and to teach me how to be a strong, good man.
Those with bottom-tier dads welcome ITT too.
>tfw bipolar dad who had no idea how to raise you because his father was shit and ended up neglecting you
it's like having gold bars in front of you but you could never take them
>>28500803
>dad's always working, cry when he leaves
>dad always leaves to hang out with his friends after work
>fall asleep when trying to hang out with dad when he's watching star trek
>parents get divorced and dad doesn't fight for visitation
Mom was a nervous wreck constantly beating everyone, I don't understand how people like this could decided to bring children into their situation.
Ah I was made for this one lads
>dad in and out of household all throughout childhood
>never understood why
>never cared or understood, playin dat vidya
>realize eventually that my parents fought a ton, like probably every other day or so when he was actually there
>time comes where I haven't seen him for several months
>never talk to my mom or sperg brother, don't even bother...
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https://www.netflix.com/watch/80004501?npSessionId=0ac1aa11f2635fa0 Join the Netflix Party, we have robot grills.
>normieflix
fuck off norman scum
>Normflix and chill
nope. real robots pirate.
NORMIE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>28500808
>>28500817
>Netflix is now "for normies"
HOW LOW WILL THE SHITPOSTERS GO? SAY IT WITH ME!
/r9k/ SHITPOSTING LIMBO!
HOW LOW WILL THEY GO?
HOW LOW WILL THEY GO?
WHEN DOES THE BAR STOP?
... When it hits the floor apparently.
Does r9k have any thoughts on this girl's facebook post?
face it; it's over, give up
we can't even compliment women anymore, because it's never fucking enough. they all have inflated egos, all they are are disgusting wet holes that we lust after, it's so fucking ridiculous how we as men feel compelled to say stupid bullshit like this in hopes that she'll give up her fucking bacteria traps to us.
she shouldn't complain, i can't imagine a life where someone calls me "pretty" every day no matter how i look; women have it so fucking easy and they still aren't satisfied
>>28500851
and honestly, i don't even want to think negatively about women but it's just so damn hard when they do something like this. they have the balls to call us out on stuff like this, but act as though they don't also judge people by looks, as though they don't oggle an attractive member of the opposite sex, and how we're supposed to take their compliments with gratitude but if we give one out it's like walking on eggshells.
Generic normaltrash whose major concern is word semantics.
Who cares?