who here /wifes son/?
i hate the little shit desu
cuck
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My wife's son is actually pretty chill. He spends his days playing on the PC while her mom is out all day. Meanwhile I'm working half time and then doing house chores
Seeing as how I am literally a ghost on 4chan, and nobody can see my comments or ever responds to them
I will now commence my hunting of robots, if I see anybody in real life on Reddit or 4chan I will get them to a secluded place and will chop them up piece by piece
If somebody can prove I am not ghoatbanned I will not do this
Thank You
>>29893873
hey did you know that Birds Are Very Important?
Who said that? Did you hear something?
UPBOATED tee bee aitch
How do you guys feel about the "girls only" chan, lolcow { dot. } farm?
I think it's great. I think all femanons should go there.
>>29893841
They keep baiting us for shits and giggles. That's where most of the femanons come from. And you can see what they think of us if you go there...
>>29893892
This
That pic is funny when you think that girls genuinely believe they can be robots.
Where did dock bro go?
>>29893815
Consumed by the swamp.
is this the same guy who was digging out a minecraft tunnelhouse
Isn't this fridgebro post-eviction?
I want to kill whoever thought it was a good idea to have phone orders for places that cant deliver food. I almost had a panic attack when a guy was screaming at me on the phone when I couldn't hear him because I had another customer was screaming at me in front of the cash register and the fucking loud kitchen in the back!
>>29893789
>customer walks in
>"CAN I HAVE A CHOPPED SALAD WITH BLK TILAPIA
>ok anything else?
>CAN I HAVE EXTRA?
>you want 2?
>NO I WANT EXTRA!
>You want a side?
>CAN I SPEAK TO SOME WHO CAN GIVE ME EXTRA?!?!?!?
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I don't want to work around lots of people. I don't want to sell things or manipulate people into buying things. I don't want to give orders. And I don't want to be around computers.
Is there any possible job for me?
>>29893789
work at a grocery store and commonly see the
least-common denominator of shit-tier people.
Today was pretty bad,a black woman with a
blue tooth was speaking some bastardized
form of English and could not enunciate a
single fucking word she said.As I wasnt aware she was speaking in a blue tooth when she came to my line,my subconscious drifted from "be nice to customers" to "interaction with second-class citizens" and as I was about to get off from my 6 hour shift I just looked...
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how do i kill myself thru alcohol
looking to end it all with too much drinking
help me end it all
>>29893773
You'll feel good at first, but then you'll be in agony when your gall bladder and liver start to attack you.
Don't do it like that.
Just get a gun. Quicker and painless.
If you really want to "feel good", then fuck it, you're going to die anyway, do drugs or something.
an alcoholic death is brutal
you piss and shit yourself, bump into things leaving you with bruises that look like you got the shit kicked out of you, bleed out of orifices
>>29893773
It's nearly impossible, the author of Leaving Las Vegas book tried it and failed. The pain will eventually be so severe you won't be able to take any more alcohol and you'll pussy out and get help. Alcoholics who die of liver failures and such have mostly been drinking for decades.
>tfw if you ever manage to get a gf, you'd have to disown your mom because cunts are fucking stupid whores who will cuck you if you love your mother because their inferior lizard apelike brains see men's mothers as competition
I hate women so fucking much except my mom
>tfw if you ever manage to get a gf, you'd have to disown your mom because cunts are fucking stupid whores who will cuck you if you love your mother because their inferior lizard apelike brains see men's mothers as competition
>I hate women so fucking much except my mom
-Posted from the Bates Motel
>>29893682
the trick is to make your mom your girlfriend.
>>29894019
Wouldn't you? if you had a mother that looked like this?
>it's another "Anon scrolls through OkCupid for half an hour only to realize he will die alone" episode
Are women in real life this awful or is it just that dating sites are completely fucked?
>>29893678
No women are just heartless and everything on their profile is a lie
>>29893678
Dating sites are usually the worst place to go.
>Girls get loads of attention so they don't need to reply to you anyway
and...
>The majority of the girls on dating sites have extremely high standards, which is why they are single
Save yourself some hurt and look elsewhere.
the vapidity really shines when they're self describing
meeting in person is even worse
I still wear diapers to bed and I'm 26.
Why is life so awful?
So you have a condition?
>>29893668
>I still wear diapers to bed and I'm 26.
what the fuck is wrong with you
do you have a fetish or something? you wanna pretend to be a baby?
>>29893940
>>29893730
I have autism
I liked to shove giant horse dildos up my ass and now I'm incontinent
When's the last time you've had a good cry, robots?
I haven't cried in over a year. When i feel sad and on the edgy of crying i feel this 'wall'. I suddenly lose the urge to cry. Will i ever be able express my feelings of sadness like a normal person? Who can relate, what do you do?
When I fucked up my dick making it numb/turtle. Still haven't cured but hopeful it's not permanent. Erections are back but just 70%ish... 1 month 1 week in.
Cried like two nights ago. Wasn't even feeling particularly sad, it just hit me like a wave. Felt good though...
>>29893653
Most days. Just sorta break down when I get overwhelmed by depression and have to retreat to the shower for a time.
What's the WORST THING that ever happened to you?
I was playing Pacman Goo at the mall today... I put down my tendies for one second to catch a caterpie, and some Chad ran off with em. I didn't see where he went. Later, I saw a homeless eating tendies that looked exactly like mine. Fuck the world.
Ig ot raped.
>>29893600
My parents had sex
>>29893600
the fuck is that pic
Hey lads, former forever alone robot faggot here.
Feel free to ask me about my long-distance relationship since September of 2014, and my first sexy-time.
Love you, my fallen brothers. We'll all make it soon enough.
Is she fat OP?
Yes. She was super insecure about it for ages but all my incessant compliments put a stop to that eventually. I still feel bad for thinking she's fat though even though she objectively is.
Christ I despise how they don't let you post hardly anything at all without it being completely original. Never was like this a couple years ago.
It's over. Anus/taint area itching for a few days and now just wiped some dry blood of it.
RIP me. Totalbiscuit 2.0
I have an itchy anis and taint. Is this really a serious thing? It's fucking brutal, I go through recticare and preparation H like crazy. Too poorfag to go to a doctor
Every time I google it for answers I just get directed to "itchy bottom" and the Internet makes it sound super common and just an inconvenience
>>29893587
it's hemorrhoids calm down
Just fuck my shit up senpai
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism-quiz.htm
Tfw known for years that im on the spectrum the process of getting diagnosed as an adult is too long and costly though without insurance. Tfw will always be told by normies that i'm a self diagnosed fake yet they never had to walk a mile in my autistic shoes and deal with the problems I have.
>You scored a total of 19
Whoa. Your score is impressive OP. It seems pretty hard to get it this high...
>>29893676
It used to be worse.. a few years ago when I first took it i think I scored 42 or something.Ironically i think i'm the normal one and the normies are the ones with the problems ;_;
>>29893542
scored an 8
feels good
Should I pick up girls using Pokemon Go? Will it work?
There's a pokestop right by my house and I only saw some neckbeard parked in his car. Do girls actually play this or is it all a meme?
>>29893475
I met a girl playing Pokemon Go. We started dating and now we're getting married in August. Just get out there and be yourself.
Everybody plays it right now including normie girls
What team should I join?
The girls that play either will be with a group of friends or ugly. I was playing alone today but I'm ugly. If you get some friends or at least one person with you it'd be worth your while to go to like a mall/park/zoo and talk to some people. The hot girls will be in a group and everyone will be receptive to talking (other players I met have been friendly, even chad-types). Don't be on team Yellow