>be me
>19
>6'2" 165lbs white male
>kissless virgin
>living with family, including a younger sister
>she's 14, 4/10 pale weeaboo trash
>high anxiety, medical issues, cries every day
>very poor reputation
and yet
>several boys have approached her for datesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
bro, you ever tried fucking your sister?
>male
>she
this is the simplest shit
also
> better adjusted, more in tune with societal norms, and overall better at appearing normal
fuck off
>>28506537
Similar stories coming up
>be me
>junior year
>friends with a kid I will refer to as Ben
>manlet, 5'6", doesn't bathe regularly, always making sexual innuendos, meme puns, and draws animated porn on his 3ds
>generally a really weird guy
>despite all of that, he gets a gf
>granted,...
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Hey Bro I'm like here for the like job interview, bro!
My hobbies include like: Vans shoes and stuff,and like Bernie Sanders, like collecting vintage Duck Decoys, and like Bug Chasing.
>>28506517
That's a trump supporter
Nice meme
hey Daddy-O, I'm totes here for this interview thingy.
My Interests include: Anime, milk, Radical meme's, reddit, trapping, super glue, bernie sanders, and this newfangled thing called porchetta
Bug chasing is fun though. I used to keep pet beetles in jars all the time and now I get to take entomology next semester. Pretty excited tbqh
How are the robots doing tonight?
Got work in 4 hours. Can't sleep cause I took two vyvanse... Other than that...
I should be asleep but I'm not and as I type this I now realize how shit tomorrow will be but hey look I'm still going. I'll be here all night folks.
We have autism. How do you think?
>cute girl at school
>cant find her on fb
>consider just asking her
thoughts?
do it op it can't go wrong
Iktfb
This chick I have a crush on has literally no social media. No normiebook, normiegram, Twitter... It kinda makes me mad t b h
>>28506407
>>28506370
That sounds like a good thing. The more different she is from Stacey stereotype the better.
>Hey anon! I hope you don't mind me taking my shoes off!
>>28506357
>shitposting with stock photos
>>28506357
>no socks
Lucky for you I carry disposable socks.
>>28506396
socks ruin womens feet
It's all your fault. You never really tried. You deserve everything that comes to you.
>muh genetics
>muh upbringing
>muh fee fees
How about growing up? You people have been coddled too much. Competition is a good thing. It's a way to weed out defective things. If you avert from competition, you already failed and don't deserve happiness.
>>28506330
So coddling is to blame and not the person?
HOW TO GET THIS POOPOO OUT OF MY BUMBUM?
>nature and nurture don't matter
literally anti-science feel-good "everyone can do anything" bullshit
>can't look in the mirror without hurting myself
>can't leave the house without getting angry at attractive people
>can't watch porn because it reminds me how undesirable I am
Borderline suicidal
I think this is finally it. There is no coming back from this
Suicide is a meme
body dysmorphic disorder?
>>28506325
see you tomorrow m8
blx
This would be less of a problem if there was an option for robots and autists
I got expelled from my Highschool the first year I was there. Got sent to a school for troubled teens that had less than 50 students. Feelsgoodman, all my classes had like 5 other students.
>>28506332
That sounds pretty fucking cash
>>28506387
It was honestly really comfy. I got a few awards for having the highest gpa in my grade and got a scholarship for college that I turned down.
My fucking paki roommate is blaring rap from his room without his door closed and singing and microwaving shit. the last time i had a roommate that did this, i cut the cord to his speaker. i dont even know what to do with this guy. maybe i should skin his fucking rabbit that stinks up the house.
>>28506222
Go shout at him to shut the fuck up. I've had a lot of shitty housemates (tfw so poor have to rent a room in a succession of shared houses) and I know they'll do it as long as they can get away with it. No consequences, no change.
And/or complain to the landlord, several times daily, until it stops.
>>28506222
Splash pig blood all over his stereo.
Is he one of those hardcore brown dudes that hate white ppl?
>Hehlo der, itz anzooo
>Tuday I shouw u hau to poot ohn maggeup
>Fihrst, poot on ur whig
>I pud duh con-sealer on mai eye bahgs
I wish I was a chick so I could dress up and be pretty without being a fucking faggot
>>28506280
but you're already a faggot
>>28506207
never seen so many global weebs
turks
germans
spaniards
koreans
palestinians
finns
bring on WW3
Why the fuck do normies automatically assume that, just because I wear glasses i'm a "nerd???"
That's like assuming just because someone has a vagina that they're terrible at driving, or that just because someone has brown skin they're going to rape them.
Fucking retards.
>>28506164
all those are true though
If you look like a nerd but you actually aren't a nerd you might want to reconsider how you look/dress
I know right.
Everyone around me thinks im good with computers and shit
sensory processing disorder, autism, ADHD, they're all meme diagnosis. who else has been diagnosed?
I think the trend started with methylphenidate which provided a real incentive for doctors to push these sort of diagnosis which currently has morphed into various versions of ADHD since straterra got its patent. at the moment canada has revoked the patent for straterra citing no evidence of its utility, a prerequisite for the granting of a patent. because straterra openned the door for treatment with non-stimulant medication there's been a heavy trend for psychiatrists...
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Autism is not a meme. It is a perfectly quantifiable form of mild mental retardation.
t. Autist
previous thread timed out before i could reply. ask your questions about autism
>>28506187
go on. tell us about your retardation
anyone doing nofap?
i'm on night 1
>>28506156
yeah 2 minutes in right now
ye im 1 second in right now
opps
1 second in right now
opps
1 second in right now
opps
1 seconed in right now
cant stop CUMING XD
I've done 12 days without ejaculating to porn, 4 days since ejaculating without porn, and 0 days since actually watching porn. Why is watching porn such an addictive hobby bros? Edging will kill my /nofap/ like it always does
Be honest.
Am I good looking?
Could I be BF material?
I would fuck you.
In the butt.
With a penis.
My penis.
>>28506050
Reviewbrah is a beautiful man
>Tall
>White
>well dressed
Normie
>TFW simultaneously making weight loss gains, and also balding at 23.
Makes me want to unironically kill myself DESU. To any of you younger robots, don't fucking wait, because you never know when you're going to hit a wall.
Because I sure as fuck did.
>Pic unrelated.
I was fit with a full head of hair at 21 last year. I have a beer belly and bad receding hairline now. Hopefully I will lose the gut this summer when I start mountain biking again. But I expect to be bald in a few years. Bio father had no hair at 28. Also have shitty facial hair, like Papa Franku almost exactly
>>28506007
So you just made a thread and don't respond to the 1 person that posted a response to you? You're honestly the worst. I won't even bother telling you my situation. I'm out
>>28506213
I fucking walked away, you little shit.
>>28506037
I do road biking. I live in a metro area where there's about 120 miles worth of trails within driving distance.
Unfortunately I've got more than a summer's worth because I decided to be useless and lazy. I'll be 24 before any progress. JFC