>tfw no lewd bf
>tfw no lewd bfi wonder why this isnt original
>>28506994
>tfw no prude bf
>>28506994
Assuming you're a real grill even the slightest modicum of effort would've granted you this shit.
Any of you brobots managed to do it? Tips? Tricks? Experiences?
I want to escape more and weed isn't enough.
One time ever in my life. I just mid dream got aware I was dreaming, it was strange. I flew around for a bit then woke up. I've tried all the tricks but cannot produce another lucid dream =/
>>28507015
>I've tried all the tricks but cannot produce another lucid dream
Damn, that sucks ass.
What was it like to fly, though?
>>28506981
i find that if i lay flat on my back and fall asleep that way im more likely to lucid dream
i had a dream about having sex that way, felt pretty real
This is how you fix yourself, /r9k/
>>28506967
Did he actually do this?
>>28506992
newfag detected
fucking originalo commento familama
>>28506967
has eggman killed himself yet
>she will never sit on your face
why live
>>28506926
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original comment something something red rocket
>>28506926
Beep boopp boop.
Furries are furbidden on 4chan methinx. Do you like gettin banned?
I need more /comfy/ pictures of Nick and Judy being happy together. It warms my degenerate soul.
/pol/ is fucking dumb. Patriotism is dumb. Faggots that think its their duty to preserve their race or culture are you guessed it. Fucking dumb.
Literally like joining a server, hitting auto select and dedicating your life to that team because you got randomed in it. I care about me and things that directly affect me. I don't care what happens when I'm dead.
Defend your masters with your last breath /pol/cucks.
>>28506919
Patriotism is basically just saying you like your neighbors and wanna build a great neighborhood.
It sounds nice to be able to connect to anything even if it is just a neighbor. I guess I'm willing to die for mine because I am lonely.
>>28506919
You sound brainwashed as fuck, having such an emotional reaction to basic things like patriotism is a sign of some serious social engineering.
>>28506997
Everyone likes their neighbors. We tend to like familiarity. You're conditioned to. I love Zone Tan btw
this is what women are compared to by beta virgins every day. so tired of it, honestly.
>>28506861
post pics (w/ tits preferably)
>>28506861
Every time I see that webm i keep asking myself. How could anyone want to be around someone so self obsessed?
>>28506861
>beta virgins are the patriarchy meme
Any other guys who find it far easier to be friends with girls?
I should note I'm in the 12th grade so maybe things change after high school.
Either way, I have never been really enjoyed 'guy stuff' such as sports, talking about girls and their appearance, general dick measuring that sometimes occurs (not literal), and so on. I do have quite a bit of guy friends too but I'm not as close with them as with some of my girl friends. (Awkward term to use, not be be confused with girlfriends ;D)
I think one of the reasons is that my sense...
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Outside of school getting hot girls is fucking impossible cause women want everything and one thing is they want you to make good money.
>>28506958
Eh i think it highly depends on the type of girls you're looking for. If you go to like underground music venues it's riddled with 20-something chicks who don't give the slightest shit about money, many of them are anarchist/socialist leaning anyway.
>>28506836
It's easier to be friends with girls if you aren't into things guys are
I play paradox games pretty much exclusively and do nothing else so I can't bond with people based on interests
I'm friends with a few girls but no guys. I have literally nothing in common with them. I just let them talk about life stuff and make jokes
Not a deep relationship but I'm not a very social guy and I just like making people laugh so it's nice
Girls are also a lot easier to make laugh so there's...
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>dad walks into room
>"Don't you ever get bored sitting in your room by yourself all day doing nothing?"
>there is nothing i like to do
>>28506833
What does your dad do all day?
>>28506833
He's deflecting his feelings of failing as a parent by criticising you.
>>28506833
>Dad spends his whole life busting ass so that I don't have to 'have it as bad as he had it.' Succeeds
Let's see, how bad did Dad have it?
>Flipped burgers at 16 to save money for college
>Co-opped and worked every other semester while living at home to get his engineering degree
>Pinched pennies until graduation, went back to masters school with a wife
>New...
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Can we have a stories thread? Any kind is fine, but I like kawaii ones.
>>28506793
>be me
>girl is sex
>i want sex
>girl no sex
>i cum
>jizz
>not in girl
>end
>be me
>11:30 PM
>coming home from band practice
>stop at a park on my way home to sit
>have to piss
>bathroom's locked
>about to piss
>flashlight beam towards my direction
>cop
>fuck
>drugs deals done where I was a lotComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28506793
This is now a feels thread.
The robot hates me, but i know he loves me.
Reminder: Getting fucked by men is not gay.
not at all, not at all
heh heh
its even less gay if its two cute girly boys!
>>28506784
sorry isnt that the definition
I just can't do it guys.
>be me 18
>leaving for college in a few weeks
>start hanging out with this girk from work
>nothing serious since she knows I'm leaving soon
>tonight she talks about making this work long distance
>I can't even handle normal committed relationships let alone long distance
>I explain to her how I don't think...
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Also sorry for the spelling errors. Havjng trouble focussing right now.
>girl
>wants
>to
>have
>long
>distance
>relationship
FUCKING NORMIE!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>28506745
I'm sorry about your sit, op
>still caring about human girls
>in the year of 2016
BUUUUUUUUGS
>>28506742
I care about humans in general. Monster girls are cute though, please feel free to post more.
>>28506742
Would you have sex with your disturbingly visceral but demure centipede girfriend?
Brisbane australia
Someone please be my real life friend. I just want someone to hang out with in real life. I'll go anywhere tonight.
Skype - card.booru
Kik - cardboorubox
>>28506730
I'd do it but I live in Perth, sorry senpai
>>28506730
I cant, anon. I live in America. Ah-mur-ick-ah. Can you say America?
>>28506730
I don't care who you are or what you look like
>Didn't get into the Legion beta
>didn't get into the beta legion
you are a probably a shitter anyway
>still playing wow
>using feel guy and pepe poopoo
You guys always complain about how you can't get any women, so why not become a rapper?
Look at this fat fuck in pic related, I guarantee if he wasn't a rapper he wouldn't have women fawning over him.
What do you guys have to lose?
I'm not black nor a spic.
Where's my equally fat best friend to ghostwrite all my shit?
What sort of Eminem-wannabe types do you think frequent this board?