I cut down on sugary drinks and lost 12 pounds in 4 weeks, now my clothes fit better and I don't get tired walking up the stairs.
Let me your minor success stories
Bandage thread?
Bandage thread.
He's the best trip, I love you Bandage.
i just managed to smoke weed in my room without leaving behind any conspicuous smell
>>28507642
*farts*
*it stinks so i leave to go spend more time with my bf*
Does your dick actually get bigger if you lose weight? Or this just a meme?
Only if you have dick fat
>>28507626
>dick fat
D-dick fat?
It doesn't grow in size, but losing weight reduces the fat that covers up some of the length of your penis when you're overweight.
As you know of this meme genre, it's goal is to poke fun at the commercialism and the corporatism of the 80's by taking previous songs and showing their disposability by re purposing them in a way to make them sinister sounding. Anyways the point is FUCK VEKTROID, IT'S SO EASY TO TAKE AN 80'S SONG SLOW IT DOWN AND CUT IT UP. IT'S FUCKING LAZY AND THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY CALL IT GOOD MUSIC IS INFURIATING, IT'S JUST AS TRITE AS THE MUSIC IT'S MAKING FUN OF (Yes I get that's the point but it's so easy to make a criticism like that,...
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>it's goal is to poke fun at the commercialism and the corporatism of the 80's by taking previous songs and showing their disposability by re purposing them in a way to make them sinister sounding
What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRU_zS6zxG0
>>28507601
That's not vaporwave, that's french house yo.
>>28507578
I don't think most of the people who listen to it even recognize it as parody. It's just a pastiche of the '80s, favored by people who weren't alive in the '80s.
I like some '80s throwback kinda stuff, but not really vaporwave. (Listening to VHS Glitch right now, dunno what their genre is called, Synthwave or something?)
>there's probably a serial killer who tortures people to death browsing /r9k/ right now
Why? This place doesn't have anything to offer him. It's not like there's any interesting misogyny or misanthropy to grab their attention, most of that is just shitposting liars and angsty teenagers.
>>28507568
its you isn't it senpai
>>28507568
OP... what have you done?
I never got the appeal of this guy
>lol fupa
>vape nation
>chub and tuck xD
Don't even know who this guy is
who /behindthetimes/ here
>>28507564
You're honestly better off not knowing
why do you keep making threads about him, nigger
Why don't you just go to Korea to teach English or something?
Just by virtue of being WHITE, you will be drowning in pussy. After all, Asian pussy was solely created for the purpose of being filled by white cocks.
1) I have a career here
2) I'm not white
3) I like white women better than gook women and would prefer to stay here and fuck them
>>28507517
How do you go about doing this? I'm already doing a bachelor of education
>>28507517
And why would I want to do that?
Do you really think that this is going to solve any problems?
I have successfully completed 4 weeks of completely abstaining from masturbation, to allow my mind and body to gradually recover from out-of-control severe fapping addiction, and as a permanent resolution to never masturbate again and that I will never have sex, hand job, blow job, etc or anything that is essentially masturbating with a woman either, because it will lead to the same sensation. To quote a fellow no-fapper who relapsed after 100 days or so, he said that orgasming and ejaculating after a long time is like a shot of heroine, and he soon returned to fapping several...
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honestly if your internet just fucking dies and you get stuck without internet for a week you will get crazy amounts of energy to do things because its that or just sit around and watch shitty tv
>>28507470
>still spend lots of time outside as I did before I quit fapping
Fucking normie
>>28507491
Internet is practically a necessity, and if internet goes down there is smartphones and wifi networks to use.
>>28507491
>>28507508
However because of my long internet addiction and the fact that I'm a kinesthetic learner and active person, I can't do anything productive on the computer aside from writing blog posts and shitposts, and passively learning things. So what I actually do the rest of...
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>NEETs will never know the feeling of a successful career
thats cool, im happy for ya..
but you know, i really dont want to work, i'm not very good at it.
can i have some bux instead?
yeah? thanks man, appreciate it. it's going to a good cause. peace out.
>>28507442
do you know that applies to a huge majority of people that are employed, right?
>>28507442
>unironically working for the man
kys
My parents are leaving me a nice house for now and moving to hong kong on business
How do I not drink myself to death
Just but everclear, keep yourself hydrated so that you can keep drinking, and be OK with the fact that this takes weeks
If you need a death buddy Id be glad to offer my services.
Buy*
Are you already a heavy drinker? Your current level of alcohol experience can be a major factor.
>>28507496
>>28507512
he said not
>22 year old NEET virgin.
>never had a job or a gf
>failed high school
>dropped out of uni
>clinical depression and social anxiety disorder
>borderline poverty entire life
>parents never married
>raised by single mother
>mother is anorexic
why on earth should I continue this nightmare?
>why on earth should I continue this nightmare?
We all ask ourselves that every day.
https://youtu.be/Z9PzSNy3xj0
>>28507284
wah wah I was given everything I was born in a first world country and I'm still nothing.
grow up faggot.
>>28507345
t. comfy middle class kid with loving parents and no mental disorders
>tfw you'll never be 8' 3"
Stuck being a manlet forever. What a life.
>>28507202
I want to see that dude go on a rampage.
I'd fuck all kinds of shit up if I were a giant.
>>28507202
imagine how big his dick is
>you'll never be able to move without pain
>that face
being that tall would make life utter shit
Can you pass the Air Force physical fitness requirements, robot?
Yeah I probably could this is surprisingly easy
I can only pass sit ups. After 30 push ups my arms feel like jello an I'm positive that I'm way too inactive to do the run fast enough.
I'm in the air force, so yeah. This is just the requirements for graduating basic training (boot camp). Once you're already in, the standards actually get a bit easier. Also once you're over 30 years old you use a different chart which is even easier
Where do you go once you've grown out of imageboards?
I've been coming here less and less lately because everything is just so shit and you're all idiots.
The only place that is slightly entertaining is /tv/ because it's obvious that everyone there is genuinely mentally retarded.
i want an invite to an invite only board somewhere
>>28507103
Deepweb chan you dicklicker
Its where the original /b/tards went
I did check out Reddit but it was actually worse than here.
>>28507117
It would end up being a hive for tripfags.
>>28507145
Don't know where to start looking for that shit.
Also prisons aren't comfy in my country.
See here.
>dude marries 9 year old
>they have kids and live together happily for 60 years
>this was once completely normal before asshurt moral crusaders jacked up the AOC to 16
>yfw enjoy marrying a 30 year old and her beat up old pussy after taking hundreds of nigger dicks
>>28507086
>this was once completely normal
>Image states openly that everyone was shocked this happened and instantly laws were passed to make it un-happen
Were you just hoping no one would read the image?
>>28507086
I really don't understand why pedos are so set on hooking up with little girls. Don't give me any of that purity/virgin crap either because it seems more like you struck out with regular women and getting with a child is the only way you'll ever get some pussy
I find 16 year old girls annoying enough. I don't see how anyone can find some snot nosed kid attractive when they don't have the mental capacity to not be little turds.
Anyone else feel like something changed from being a teenager to being a young adult?
I feel like i'm less curious, less creative, more apathetic.
And i don't mean to be that way to be edgy, i think it sucks. It's what is known as "low mental energy".
Is it going to be this way forever? I miss having interesting thoughts and just generally being happier.
pic unrelated
>>28506998
Yeah it has happened to me, but a long period of chronic drug use and bad diet has muddied the waters for me as to whether its a permanent state or something that can be escaped by going full organic straight edge.
>>28506998
i've always been apathetic and not very creative
i am very curious and like to go full autism in experimenting in the arts
but i dont have the time to anymore
>>28506998
It's been the opposite experience for me actually. I was an edgy, ignorant teenager but I've gained a lot of self awareness over the years. I wouldn't say I'm happier because of it, but my new perspective on things allows me to be more content with myself than before.