>Sister found the condoms I cum in
>Thinks I have sex
>In reality I just cum inside of them to avoid the cleanup
>>29894629
>Sister found the condoms I cum in
This could go places, a part of her is probably jealous at the thought of you fucking another woman...
>>29894629
why do you buy them?
>>29894657
I do not find my sister attractive because I do not have a brain disease
who /in constant despair/ here?
>tfw became so addicted to how bad life was going I don't ever want it to change
>literally live for when bad things happen to me
>actively seek out a toxic lifestyle
If you accept that it will never get better, you'll never get hurt again
>>29894626
>despair
>that pic
A world of memories just flooded back in.
>tfw you will never absolutely obliterate Junko's pussy
>>29894626
same. heroin addiction worked out well in that regard
same. felt that way for a while, it subsided, and now its coming back again.
the difference is i feel like some part of me is still fighting against this feeling, but it still feels like a drug.
Any robot done this before?
feeling super depressed but i just cant get the idea of cutting my hair, dont really know why i used to love it. any tips?
a playlist could help. last time i recorded the whole proces
i've shaved my eyebrows 4 times
i always do it when i'm at rock bottom and just want to completely give up for a few months, it's a way to bring even more pain to myself so i can crush any hope i might be holding on to
i shave my hair all the time though, sometimes i shave it so i look like an old man to punish myself even more
Did you just watch pink Floyd the wall?
You walk into Pizza Bell and this guy slap's your pizza with his pizza. What do you do?
>>29894579
bend over and let him stuff my crust
do the crusts touch?
>>29894596
>do the crusts touch?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you gay?
>went to punk rock show at bar alone
>got made fun of by a band's lead singer/guitarist for sitting alone and not jumping around like an idiot in a crowd of like 7 people
I just wanted to listen to music and drink beer. I wish I had smashed his face into his amp
At least I got him back after when he came up to me to say "Sorry for fucking with you bro you know how it is haha. So what did you think of the show?" And I just said "Pop punk's not really my thing" and walked...
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>going outside of your room
I want normies to leave.
Also, I like to think he got a little lost on stage and actually felt bad afterwards about it.
>>29894652
I go to the same alternative bar full of posers in leather every night and sit alone, drink alone, smoke alone, and say nothing to anyone. I am not a normie.
I don't care if he felt bad, he's a cunt and if it wasn't a pussified SJW friendly punk scene where no one fights because they all hug each other after the mosh pits I would have taken the opportunity to break his nose and kick in the bass drum
>>29894554
don't you know that punk rock is all about conformity, my man
fuck the system :^)
I'm going to bed now /r9k/ wish me goodnight.
>>29894525
good night anime
>>29894525
>wish me goodnight.
Don't tell me what to do...I hope you die.:)
I enjoyed playing WoW Brawler's Guild with you guys! Good night
IS ANYONE HERE /HYDE/ FROM THAT 70'S SHOW? WILL U BE THE STEVEN HYDE TO MY JACKIE BURKHART? <3
https://youtu.be/XMNK7m2zxvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txBoSR_lYZ4
lets talk about conspiracy theories under the stars
i'll be ur qt and u can be my intellectual + witty + funny + able-to-resist-my-charm-but-imalsosecretlyyourbabygirl man <3333 / friend ^-^!!!! <33333
tfw no Donna gf
>>29894524
um no why? would you want that?
i mean donna's cool but if you're trying to be hit on by a butch dyke than you can see yourself out back into the cataloguerealm ^o^/*
sayonara eric foreskin-kun~
>work at grocery store
>rude female customer enters my line
>she doesn't respond when I greeted her, just stares at me
>I didn't say "have a nice day" when I gave her the receipt
>supervisor saw me
>one day later, just got told I'm being fired
Is this legal?
>>29894488
It was probably your stores policy to say have a nice day. Tbh you DESERVE to be fired since you can't even follow that policy let alone be able to handle a rude customer. (But you did give me a kek do thank you)
>>29894488
In what shithole do you live?
In my country i could probably sue them. (if this was the entire story)
>>29894488
I used to work at Kroger, if it even seemed like you didn't like a customer you could get canned. They bend over and let every customer fuck them raw. Our manager let a lady who brought in thousands of coupons (when you're only supposed to be able to use 4, says so on the coupons) not only have hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth of shit for free but since she had so many coupons it was a negative amount we had to pay her money.
Fucking grocery store management are corporate cucks. "Winning...
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>Just watched a girl I knows' normiebook live stream for 3 hours.
>Didn't know she could tell who was watching
End me
What's the big deal?
Shes probably happy someone is watching her lame stream.
facebook has streams?
who cares
you were bored and her shit was playing on her feed
What kinda boypussy you want?
>>29894413
is this you anon
don't you think you've taken this boipuss meme too far
>IMG_24110.png
why would you do this to yourself
>>29894413
mustard covered boipucci, please.
>tfw I started seeing a girl about a week ago
>Spent a few nights at her apartment
>Haven't fucked yet
>Last time I was over she answered the door wearing the shortest workout shorts I've ever seen and a low cut black shirt
>We talk for a bit at her kitchen when she asks if I want to drink a bit
>Have about 4 shots in less than 10 minutes
>She only...
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you fucking pussy. fuck you.
9/10, you fucking triggered me.
>>29894387
>What the fuck should I have done?
Fucked her.
>>29894387
You fuck her.
I really don't see how you could have fucked this so badly. Literally earliest possible convenience you need to slam that pussy.
Why haven't you accepted traps as the master race of girls? They're girls but actually guys so you don't have to deal with roasties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjxTrrbjmx0
Here you go - why traps are superior.
>>29894331
Because they're literally not women. They're men, pretending to be women.
Sex doesn't equal gender yadda-yadda. Their sex is still male.
>>29894331
Transwomen aren't women. You'd think this was obvious, with their penises and all.
Adios amigo arrrriiibaa loser
>>29894326
Have you seen what a .357 magnum can do to a woman's pussy?
Well
What is this?
>>29894326
>Not even time-stamped in blood on the wall.
Fucking amateurs.
Anyone else working retail or any other menial low-paying job?
Gotta upgrade to that office assistant tier famalam.
You do less work and the pay is better.
>police cadet at a college
>get harassed daily by superiors for every miniscule detail
>they justify it by saying it's not personal and they only want me to succeed
>min wage
>I don't even wanna be a cop
>don't even like cops
>stuck here because it looks good on a resume for the job I actually want
Just fucking kill me
>>29894368
What cha trying to be? FBI or something
Kill yourself.
No one ever loved you, no one loves you, no one will ever love you.
What would they do if they saw your limp corpse hanging from the rafters?
Move on with their lives.
Your mother? You really think she loves you? Try again. The rope beckons you. You know it will provide you with the much desired wish of escape. Escape from this agony. Only your cowardice is stopping you.
Do it. Tie it.
>Do it.
>And on tonights episode of r9kuck, a 15 year old learns how to post on 4chan while numbskulls don't know how to sage replies
>>29894337
Do it.
Thats all I'll say.
I'll eat your soul in the depths of Hell.
>>29894245
Meh. Not the strongest argument. ;]