>see a therapist
>after the first session she says "jeez, you should have been here 10 years ago"
am I not gonna make it? am I too far gone?
>>28513455
>she says
>she
>having a female therapist
>yes, go ahead and book a year's worth of sessions right away :)
>see therapist
>lie about everything
>anon you seem pretty much sane, no need to come again
>in reality you're falling apart
Every time.
>tfw Chad watched you workout and looked at your boobs whilst you were at the gym
>>28513423
>tfw he goes home to Brian and they fugg
>>28513423
>cancerous 9gag memes that were painfully unfunny 8 years ago already
Fucking Normies, I swear.
>>28513423
>at old job
>qt red headed hipster girl talks to me after asking me something
>flirty, so fucking cute
>her chad bf comes up behind her, wraps his arm around her, looks me in the eyes and says "What's up man?"
fuck.
>$150 short on rent for this month
>still owe $75 from last month
>already survived the last five weeks on the cheapest rice and beans
>no credit card
>no emergency funds
>parents won't help me out
All because I fell and broke my arm, thereby costing me exorbitant medical bills because I don't have insurance. I might just end myself, guys.
>>28513422
flee to eastern europe
start anew
>>28513422
Try to fake a suicide attempt so your parents will get concerned and send money.
>>28513422
Fucking Americans...
Life is a bitch, but dont worry, there are ways out of this hellhole.
>Be able to speak Russian.
>Thanks to internet manage finding girls from all ex-soviet countries.
I am planning to take a trip, first to Ukraine then to Belarus, Latvia, Russia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan. I have managed to have arrangement with the girls. 8 girls in total, 2 of them being Russia thinking they are special.
Does it worth it? Should I ride the fuck carousel? And should I use condoms, or go all the way inside without anything?
>>28513410
:) why post this shit in r9k?
>>28513712
It is robot related.
>>28513410
russian girls go to schools that teaches how to flirt with millionares.
why would they want a fucking loser like you?
I have a question for white guys who like black girls. Would you date a black girl who has had black exes? Or would she have to be the kind of black woman who only fucks white guys?
>>28513390
Only if she agrees to sit on my face daily
>>28513390
I would assume that any black girl i was courting has had black partners. i like black girls but i'm not hunting for one specifically. honestly it would be a bit weird to find that she only dated white guys.
>>28513390
I would date any girl who fits my standards, and those standards do not exclude woman with exes, black or otherwise.
today I experienced a dream in which a had a qt gf
it was absolutely stunning
>>28513367
tell me about your dreams of a qt gf
>>28513367
Tell us about your dream qt gf.
>tfw you wake up
>>28513367
I once dreamt in HS of being sucked by the school's prettiest girl. In a jungle. I felt everything and remembered it for days. It's as close as I ever got to a blowjob.
Anyone else sick and tired of every song being literal nigger music no matter who sings it. I remember when there use to be variety. But now pop is literally nigger.
On another note who /Amon Amarth/ here? They just released a new album and its great.
>pop sucks nowadays
You're an idiot. A special kind of idiot. I bet you're the kind of person who posts "i wuz born 20 years too late dis 80s music rocks DOWN WITH BEIBER XD" on youtube videos.
Good music exists these days, but, just as back then, you have to put in the effort and look for it.
>>28513405
Not even OP but you can't be this retarded to think that the majority of pop in its current state is not abslaoute unoriginal garbage senpai
>>28513307
>complains about pop
>likes death metal cliche trash
yeah man you're the only special snowflake on the planet. except every 13 year old kid i knew in middle school had this exact same opinion except for the preppy ones.
How do I learn to selfsuck?
>>28513269
Get in a yoga class. I bet 50+% there want to do it at the end of the course.
>>28513269
Learn to suck my penis
>have 8"+ dick
>stretch every day
If you have a small dick, forget about it.
Why don'y you have a mommy gf yet? We know they exist.
No mommy finds me sexy
You mean a MILF?
I'm sure there are plenty of those.
I'm too tall and I think that ruins the illusion a bit.
Why haven't you gotten a racist girlfriend yet?
>>28513202
Because I look like a creepeven as a white.
>>28513202
I did get an Asian one but now I'm in a pickle because the other WN's really look down on race mixing but I really don't want to break up with her
>White supremacist
>not white
devilish
>got to meet the Game Grumps and they thought I was super cool and let me perform with them on stage on Guitar that I couldn't play and everyone is going nuts and loves me
>phone is blowing up with texts from all the people who picked on me as I grew up apologizing and telling me how cool I am
>"And special thanks to our new friend Anon who is fucking shredding it on Guitar!"
>about to play the final song
>wake...
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I had a dream I was at a houseparty with The Creatures, and all of them were indifferent to my being there.
Next to that, this is the most pathetic dream I've ever heard of
You actually knowing who the fuck the faggots in your picture are is triggering me. How I go on youtube and see videos with 13million views of some random person playing a video game and there are like thousands of these people is beyond me. I'm not talking Pewdiepie, I mean there's so many "le video game funny commentary xd" people that I don't fucking know how they all have fanbases and why people actually watch them or like them
>have a dream I'm eating breakfast outside my dorm building with girlfriend
>go back for seconds
>all the breakfast is gone
>wake up
Been home for a week so I guess I'm just missing my routine
Sorry bots, I fell asleep last night and didn't finish answering questions. Going to reproduce the ones I missed and get to them. Continue here if you want.
Hi Chad, unlike most anons here, I'm a grill. I have some questions for you.
1) Let's say you like a girl enough to start dating. On which date do you try to sleep with her? Like, does a girl lose value and respect in your eyes if she's down to fuck by the 3rd date? Or do you actually get impatient relatively quickly and drop her if she doesn't want to do anything?
2) What catches your eye (physically of course) in a girl? Is it her sense of fashion? Her hair? Eyes? Boobs? Ass? Or is it a combination of things?
3) what is a major deal...
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>>28513153
1) Most guys are open to sex as soon as possible. In my experience, I don't propose sex until the third date. I usually don't date a girl unless I like her for her personality first, so that probably plays into it. Guys crave attention, so they won't drop off talking to you as long as you show interest in them. Take that for what you will.
2) First, I look at a girl's face. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. As far as sexual attributes, I'm an ass kind of guy - I like a perky butt. Breasts are a plus, but if you have a nice butt, I'm there. Fashion is also key. A girl with a nice pair of shoes (anything from sneakers to boots to heels) is a turn on. You can mix and match the rest, but if you don't have a good taste in shoes, I'm wary.
3) I don't really have a turn-off in personality. People act how they act. If a girl can maintain a conversation and laugh at my jokes, cheesy or not, that's a plus. Just show genuine interest in me and I'll feel comfortable enough to lead the conversation and have a good time.
4) No, there isn't anything that draws me in particularly in a career choice. I've dated a stripper before, and she was a fantastic person so it worked.
5) I'm a fan of a girl that can kick my ass. Maybe not physically, but I want a girl that isn't intimidated by me. I want to know that you value me for my personality as an entity all in your own, and you're not just seeing me through the lens of a subordinate. Let me know if you disagree with what I'm saying. Let me know if you have a strong opinion in, well, whatever.
6) Wife material is someone that I wouldn't be ashamed to cry in front of. Someone that laughs at my jokes. Someone that has ambition, regardless of career - whether that be accounting, art, reading, music. Just be interesting in something.
7) Hints are lost on most guys, as you can see here. Guys fall madly in love with girls that come right out and say, "hey can I kiss you?" "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Would you like to get a drink"?
8) Depends on how revealing. If she is just wearing a low cut dress or short shorts, then no. If she's wearing short shorts and her ass is hanging out, that usually doesn't happen by accident. I would lean more to sex with a girl like that as an objective rather than dating her. But it varies too, certainly not concrete.
>make a goal to fap through all porn
>make way through vanilla, bdsm, lesbian, fisting, pee
>beastiality, traps, loli, bbw, SSBBEW, all complete
>on gay porn
>what do i fap to after im done with this vids?
>post your favorites
i need /d/ tier please
Go for non-porn porn. Things where there's no nudity or anything, and noirmies watching it would think, "what the hell is this," but weirdo like you really knows it's intended for masturbation.
Stuff like videos of people stomping on eggs, or rolling around in the mud, or something.
>>28513161
interesting, ill keep this in mind. might be hard maintaining erection though
>>28513113
fap to some giantess stuff, the best of the best really.
>>28513161
that sounds really boring.
Is it normal to hate women for what they truly are? Is it going to fade as I get older or am I already doomed to end alone?
>>28513064
>what they truly are
And what is that? Teach me!
>>28513064
There are over 3.5 billion individual women in the world, each with their own different life experiences and opinions. You most likely haven't even met 0.0005% of them. Logically speaking, it makes no sense to prejudge all of them.
>>28513221
It actually does, it's genetic
How do I get Weed if im a complete antisocial sperglord
You don't. And if you could, you'd probably freak out and get a panic attack due to your autism anyway.
>>28512974
My brother got me some nigger weed with seeds I'm planting.
Get seeds.
>>28512987
this
>>28513000
do this and you'll get the cops called on you
get some white guy drugs from the doctor like xanax or something