>tfw /r9k/ became less about tfwngf, and more about boipucci
>tfw this board is literally /r9gay/
GayGoyBump
>>28516629
i dont get pic related
hypno and top left are jewish, meowth has money, but what's up with the rest? how is ditto jewish
>>28517429
On /vp/ 2 years ago, me and some cohorts conned some GTS noobs of their Xerneas/Yveltal and other stuff with Ditto. We lied and said they had 6ivs and egg moves.
Magikarp is infamous for the in game and anime scammer
Just look at Alakazam...
My girlfriend is a 10/10 cutie but never wants to have sex with me. How do I get her more interested in sex?
Here is a picture of her just because
can you please just post more images of her
you could force her to have sex with you OP, she won't tell anyone because she loves you
>>28516626
initiate without asking . Touch her basically.
inb4 constant insults on her appearance
>Anon you need to speak up more
>Anon are you this quiet at home
>Anon you'll get a girlfriend if you're like this
>Anon I can't hear you
Speak up bitch
>>28516653
Pls REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck off
>mfw this board has taught me that the quiet guys are usually assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m1o-tM05g
>Surround yourself with people you want to be around.
well, so much for his method
>tedX
>X
when will people stop watching this shit
>>28516490
>Dobby is saying Facebook tier motivational memes
If I wanted to see thaf shit I would just check my bitter aunt's wall
How does this video make you feel?
https://youtu.be/q-nUigOMRwc
Some family member he had probably committed suicide.
>>28516452
I doubt it, many people get self righteous about suicide
In a way I agree that young people these days are too much of a push over and have absolutely no ability to self help. Literally overgrown babies with no life skills.
On the other hand getting angry over suicidal messages shows the streamer also has a weak character.
Suicide being selfish is irrelevant. Death is an eternal state. Life is infinitely short in comparison to death. What does it matter if you die today or in 80 years from now? Put in perspective both alternatives are infinitely short compared to non-existence. In this light, suicide is always pointless.
hey robots
so i have a chance to hook up with the girl on the right.. but idk she might be too big for my taste
maybe i could subconsciously encourage her to lose weight or some shit
what do you think? is this bitch too fat or what
her weight is rather intimidating desu (im rather slim)
>>28516345
Try working out yourself, and telling her how you feel like it's really improving your health and confidence. Chances are she'll get self conscious and might start working out herself.
>>28516379
girl on the left is way cuter, get with her
Shit was fucking cash i even remember sitting in the back of class with my game boy
May day would legit be destroyed if I missed pokemon. It felt as if the day had zero meaning.
>getting up early to watch slam dunk
>>28516325
I know this feel all too well my friend
This website is fucking toxic
>>28516205
Nice thread you boring piece of shit
do you think social energy is wasted here?
I think it's interesting to see how information mingles without an associated identity.
>>28516205
thx for the input, tumblrfrog
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
original
>poorly disguised casting call thread
>>28516169
idris elba after some diet and skin bleaching, oscarbait/10
the movie will be based around the life of one of the chads he killed.
he will only appear in it for once scene.
>movie starts with elliot rodger shooting at some chads
>movie pauses and zooms into one of the chads faces
>'my name is chad, im sure your wondering how i ended up here, let me explain'
>cuts back in time to show chad partying, doing drugs, and fucking women
I recently found out that my girlfriend had bareback sex with her ex-boyfriend.
I have asked her for more details, such as whether he came inside her pussy, but she won't answer.
For the record, with me she has only had protected sex, and she says she is too afraid to have bareback sex because of the risks.
I am filled with seething rage and stomach-clenching jealousy whenever I think about another guy pumping my girl full of semen and I don't get to.
What should I do? What is she hiding? Is there any way to know if she got an abortion or something?
That pussy is haunted, mang
you are never goign to be okay with it so just dump her
I thought people in a relationship did not use condom. Eitherway op, you're a cuck.
if I say I have my diploma on a job application will hiring managers check to make sure it's true? I can't take NEET life much longer.
>>28516143
why not at least get your GED? It has a discounted impact on employers compared to a diploma, though.
>>28516184
i still live with my weirdly controlling parents who won't let me get a high school equivalency. it's either go back and finish school "the right way" or nothing at all.
Cant imagine they would check that.
Man, I want to unload into that chick's asspussy so bad
>I want to have sex with an attractive female
Whoa, really bro? Really? Thanks for sharing your unique personal outlook on life.
>>28516081
>asspussy
>>>/doujin/
>>28516081
Really wish she'd do more stuff.
If women are incapable of love, then what's the point of girlfriends? Why can't men just fuck escorts and adopt children instead, or use surrogates?
Women are not "incapable of love". Stop guzzling memes.
For Chads, getting girlfriends and fwbs is easier than fucking escorts. If you look among the failed men of society, most of them have bought sex.
It's nice to pretend they're capable of it.
>tfw currently having a psychotic episode
>>28515973
FUCKING EFFY I FUCKING LOVE HER
>>28516012
Have it friend, it's all yours.
>>28516061
Bless you sir
+1GBP
HOW DO I GET MY FAT ASS TO WORK
TOMORROW IS THE DEADLINE FOR ME WRITING A JAVA GAME AND I HAVEN'T STARTED
>>28515868
Stop being a fat lazy piece of shit and write the motherfucking game!
>he fell for the Java meme
enjoy your verbose and bloated language
>>28515946
BUT I CAN'T STOP LURKING 4CHAN. MY HAND IS MOVING ON ITS OWN.
>>28515976
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO PROGRAMMING. I AM STUDYING A DESIGN DEGREE AND THEY GIVE ME THIS MOTHER FUCKING PROGRAMMING INTRODUCTARY COURSE.