Does therapy help at all?
>>28517178
King of the hill was the absolute worst show
A therapist just listens to your bullshit and brings up ways in which you're contradicting yourself in hopes that you'll realize you're the reason for yourself feeling the way you do.
It only works if you want it to work. If you go in, dick off, and lie while completely shutting yourself down you won't accomplish anything
>>28517178
Been going for about 2 months, been taking SSRIs for about 4 weeks.
Therapy is bullshit. It helps you with introspection if you use it well, but it will not help with your mental issues. That is my experience at least.
SSRIs were effective for about a week or two, but now I am slipping back into depression.
It might make shit easier, but you will never be fixed. Might as well accept that.
Alright robots I have a salution to my problem but I need your advice.
In short this girl has been an absolute cunt towards me, she constantly makes fun of me with her loser Freinds. I've got enough anxiety and I don't need her making life any harder.
>that's where you come in
Im planning to call her father and let him know that his little girl is a huge whore, I'm going to tell him about her nudes and all the sluty things she dose including all the drugs and alcohol.
This all seems easy enough...
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>>28517165
That'd probably just confirm her Father's doubts and make him kill himself, further whorering her and giving her the ability to use an emotional weapon of "my father killed himself, so I know about depression, okay?" from then on.
You fuck up
Just go raw straight in there but you might get hate back
>>28517363
Like what's a good way to start.
>yes hi hello sir your daughter's an absolute peice of shit
That probably won't work
>>28517234
I mean as long as she feels somthing related to pain or sadness I'm kewl
would you give Koksal Baba a bath?
as long as he flips his shit and chases me around naked, while I bat him off, laughing wildly.
>>28517160
Yes. He is a hero and if he wants me to wash him, I shall.
can I feed him kebabs and olives?
Does waist training work?
I want to go full boypussy mode
kill yourself my boy
Do you closeted sissybois ever try to secretly hit on other men in public? I've had this happen to me several times recently.
Signs such as doing lewd stretches while moaning and giving the "flirty-eyes".
>>28517164
all the time kek
How can I go about getting a girlfriend, /r9k/? What's the best way?
Omfg who is that semen demon
>>28517036
Meghan Trainor
>>28517036
>being this new
>2016
>found cute girl on a dating website
>she's single
>look her up on FB
>she has a chad bf
>wat.gif
>decide it's time to fuck up their relationship
>mischief-pepe.jpg
>message her bf saying I've found her gf on a dating website where she claims she's single and she must be a total slut
>couple...
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>joined okCupid in middle school, used fake photos stolen from /b/
>friends and I would spend hours in computer lab on it taking quizzes and making fun of "the gross 'tards" messaging us
>actually got one to show up at a park within walking distance of school
>he walked in a circle for thirty minutes and then left
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>>28517025
>yo man, I know, we do it together to laugh at people who message her lol. it's all good man, but thanks for warning me
The fuck is wrong with normies?
> "hey look at these people using a dating site and trying to get girlfriends, they're such losers!"
>>28517025
>>28517117
Online "dating" is a fucking scam. Trust no one, not even yourself.
who /gettingapepetattoo/ here?!?!
http://www.dailydot.com/lol/pepe-tattoo-nyc/
Call me when they get Dat Boi.
>>28517041
o shit waddup! haha
Swaggy check these dubs.
why do I love so much this photo?
I fucking project myself into it, I imagine that I'm on her birthday and taking the photo, and her father is smiling and saying "darling your boyfriend is taking a photo".
Oh boy, I desire anzu so much, It's not love but neither just plain sexual attraction.
...why the fuck does she look so weird in that photo?
she looks way older than she normally looks
also is her family fucking rich or something?
>>28517006
>also is her family fucking rich or something?
she goes to the most expensive uni in Turkey, has a very expensive hobby and studies a useless subject.
what do you think?
>>28516968
I'm the one that snapped that photo. She gave me a handy-to-sucky afterwards. Came down that bitch's throat. She knew she was mine.
Shit was so CA$H
don't get a gf bros, don't do it, if you ever have the opportunity just don't do it
i've been crying over my ex-gf for over a year. the pain never fucking ends
>>28516961
get a gf bros, do it, if you ever have the oppurtunity just do it. i've been crying over not having a gf for over a year. the pain never fucking ends
I feel you. My girlfriend is in the process of leaving me right now as we're about to graduate college and move to separate towns. I pretty much made a bitch of myself and offered to drive the 6 hours to her every weekend but she's not buying it. The worst feeling without a doubt is realizing that you cared about someone so much more than they cared about you.
>>28517004
the pain of wanting a gf in general is far more tolerable than the pain of wanting your old gf back
So robots I smoked weed for the third time in my life 2 weeks ago but I have a drug test next week.
I am 5'10" and 150 lbs. What are my chances of passing this?
>2 weeks ago
You should be fine
>2 weeks ago
Literally fucked
What I usually do is I just smoke a ton of weed before the drug test. Like, inhuman amounts of weed. When they get my results they have such a ridiculous value I argue their intern doing the work must've fucked up. Then they schedule a new test and I refuse to take it.
If they force my hand I just smoke a ton of week the day before again, then argue the entire lab must be incompetent or crooked.
They start using a new lab, I keep at it like a champ, then they're really puzzled when this test messes up again. I tell them it's probably natural for me.
My life is a lie.
Little OC from my side, hope f9k still appreciates this,
Got me some rips and some vodka for dinner?
What ya eating out there?
these ribs are looking delicious by now.
wish you could get a sniff. it is truly incredible.
you bought some stuff. you're a big boy, aren't you, yes you are.. who's a big man? I think we all know the answer here.
>>28517177
4u (that is the answer)
>you will never deposit your seed in this cum dumpsters vagina
Why even live
>>28516802
God damn, that ass.
I would fuck her ass until the entire room smelled like the inside of her butthole.
>>28516802
looks like an ugly hillbilly. pass.
Too bad she's a lesbian.
tasty oregano
>there are people who actually care about a woman's pleasure or ability to orgasm
The vast majority of women require oral/hard fingering to orgasm, and oral is disgusting. Why would any self respecting man care about trying to give his girl an orgasm? She is there to pleasure you, not the other way around.
picture reladimante: you
>>28516767
And you wonder why you're single and nobody wants to fuck you...
>>28516798
le fedora xD 1 of my fav memes 2
What's the best you think you could do robots?
>>28516657
>best you think you could do
I KNOW the best I can do is 0
there is no need for this hypothetical
5 if I'm being lazy.
7 if I put in maximum effort.
>>28516657
Probably a 4 or 5, but I would never EVER dip below a 6, thus I am alone forever.
Fembots, what was the first thing you masturbated to?
La Blue Girl, the part where she masturbates in the street.
>>28516654
princess peach, nintendo 64 era.
when she got that ponytail tho, hot damn. could have also been motoko/lita/the green one from sailor moon but not sure
I was just fiddling with my clit because it felt like I needed to pee more. It wasn't really at anything in particular.