Hey what's up guys, I just wanted to show you I got my protein so I'm all set
Fuck off chad
ORIGINALE
>>28521876
>Sam Hyde
>Chad
pick one
sam hyde is so horribly obnoxious and unfunny, stop shilling your shit here
Rose thread where?
I know youre out there rosebuds
origami posterino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2zX_DGQI0s
had no idea Rose was this hard of a fedora tipper at one point
/thatkid/ thread?
>that kid who called all the hot girls he knew his "sisters"
>that kid who was a fat, out of shape weeb but was constantly making empty threats of physical violence
>that kid who drew swastikas on his notebooks
>that kid who just always told absurd bullshit lies for no reason
>that kid who stayed in a 4 year high school for like 7 years
last one was my little bro
HI JAKE I KNOW YOU'RE SOMEWHERE ON 4CHAN RIGHT NOW
>>28521852
>that kid who was a fat, out of shape weeb but was constantly making empty threats of physical violence
that was me, I totally would have kicked chads ass if he hadn't just laughed and walked away with 3 Staceys each time
>that kid who faked having a hot gaymur sister to his online friend for 4 years and then hot gaymur gf for an additional year
That was me.
>tfw mom and Chad younger brother are trying for a baby as we speak
anyone else know this feel?
dat baby then grows up and writes >>28519161
>>28521925
pfft, Chad pumps his mom full of manly Chad sperm. Being Chad he somehow wills the baby to become a boy. A Chad boy for that matter... Named Chad.
>>28521846
>See a used condom on the sidewalk
>"Chad brother must be fucking mom again"
I fucked up guys, I fucked up. All these years on r9k and I still fell for the women meme, girl I've been talking to for a couple weeks has been sending nudes to another guy, although I never really found her attractive I feel betrayed. She was the one who came to me and was always trying to talk to me, and now she does this? I'm really fucking sad, just wanna go home and eat the gram of molly I have stashed somewhere, fuck.
I'm never talking to girls again
>>28521816
I feel you m8. Your situation is kinda cringy, but our issue is the same.
I don't know how to go on forward. Tried going on antidepressants, and as soon as things started going well, I went on another speed binge. I don't know what to do, I enjoy nothing except drugs, I don't trust women because of my ex-gf who got hooked on heroin and betrayed me. I don't wanna live anymore.
Just kill me already
>>28521816
>has been sending nudes
What is it with you degenerates? My last gf would do anything I told her, but she would never take or send nudes. Sucks to be American i guess...
Who gives a fuck? You were talking to some girl you don't even find attractive, and now you're upset that she's sending nudes to a different guy? What the fuck are you so upset about?
I keep binge eating, i'm 180 5'8 how do I become thin again? I'm poor and i'm afraid to go outside/be around people.
>>28521740
Don't even need to exercise if you don't want to, just figure out how many calories you need to eat to lose weight, and then eat that amount of calories each day. Also replace all of the shit you drink with water.
>>28521811
Thanks for the advice, but I did use a calorie controller thing and I just lost control and overate anyway. I don't drink anything besides water.
Just stop eating.. just do it. It's not hard. Stop fucking around.
What's the total amount in cash that you have given to a girl(s) you orbited IRL and/or online?$400
I gave a bunch of ingame money on an online game when I was younger to a girl. Of course then I did not realize that it most likely was a dude I was talking to.
Everytime I want to buy something online I pay my Mom what ever it costs and use her credit card
I should really get a debit card or paypal since I'm moving out soon
>>28521712
Eh. You could go to any pharmacy and buy a visa debit card and load like $5,000 on it.
It'll charge you about $5, and you won't build any credit or get any rewards, but other than that it's just as good.
>Want to smoke ganja in the privacy of my own home
>No bruh. No. No. Drink this 'alcohol' shit bruh. It only kills a fuck ton of homies every god-damned second.
>Haha ok
>Get fucked up on alcohol, now got every mental condition known to man
>Well there my life goes
OKAY QQUESTION MOTHERFUCKING CUNT, WHERE IS THAT PLANT I WANTED TO SMOKE BACK THEN. IT CANT BE SMOKE NO MORE AHHHH WELL FUCK IT I GUESS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
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I KNIOW I LIKE DRUGS WHERE IS THE LEGAL COMPROMISE YOU FUCKING SHITLORDS
Gay niggas actually wanna say this plant is not smokable. That smoke illegal smoke shit right der my son, you best get fucked up da ass in prison before dat shit get in your lovely boday. Dat fuckery of human sensibilities and rights of the person mayn.
LOOK SIR YOUR MENTAL-ISM CONDITION IS THAT YOU LIKE TO BE A GIRL.
OH SNAP DATS A REAL THING!!
WELL WANTING TO SMOKE CHRONIC ALL NIGHT IS A REAL FUCKING THING YOU SHIT CUKS
WHWRE THE FUCK IS MY DANK-SEXUAL RIGHTS M8
WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A DANK SEX CHANGE AND SMOKE DANK ALL NIGHT CAUSE I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING BALLER WHO SMOKES WEED ALL FUCKING NIGHT AND DONT GIVE A FUCK
I am a wealthy single robot willing to pay a female a premium amount to take on the persona and the aesthetic of a girl I've been in love with for a decade.
We can negotiate prices and terms. Small girls or very passable, petite traps.
Post a pic and a small bio and I'll provide an email to contact later.
Would prefer females with low responsibility/no job.
I MAY take a male robot if he's very, very good at role play and could act like this girl on messengers or texts and stuff.
This isn't a joke. Anyone? I'm desperate and I'm trying to keep this incognito and anonymous.
i'm 5'1" 103 lbs, have acting experience but I'm a mom so IDK if you'd be interested
what do you mean by aesthetic tho?
>post bait in 20 different threads
>0 replies
I think I'm ghost banned boys.
>>28521597
>not posting genuine replies on an anonymous reptilian anti-social board
why are you here again, OP?
>>28521635
I don't know I like how people overreact for silly stuff. I'm glad I'm not banned though.
>>28521635
Not op but I pretty much only bait. Its the only way I can have fun on this board, any actual discussion is ruined by normies and fembots and shit.
Brehs
I can't wait to race mix and conquer non-white booty, as a white male .
Don't act like its not hot as fuck bruh
Ill settle with a lighter skinned girl
Bump!
Originalcommentnotoriginal
search Jayla Foxx fast food and find the full 26min video somewhere
it's a good one
I know that feel Op,
I just wanna pound some hot black pussy.
Part 1
>was me
>parents divorce when I was 9
>mom was my best friend, listen to her sob stories
>she alienates me from every new friend ''They just be using you anon''
>wanted to be bodybuilder - ''They are stupid anon''
>she constantly fights my battles and takes pride in it
>one time I fight in school - come home...
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I can't wait to see what kind of fucked up shit I have to deal with from my kids.
Their mom abandoned them a few months ago.
>>28521494
>28521494
I'm glad I was raised by a single mom. My dad wasn't shit. Not everyone man should be around
>>28521494
i was single daded
mum wasn't a very nice peep
holy shit why does water taste so fucking good
>>28521466
>another water thread
>wagecucks
>blacked
>gay shit
>modern women
>fucking water
>>28521466
Because you're one thirsty SOB.
>>28521466
>tfw I can taste the metals and purifiers in my tap water
how do I fix this?
Let's start a redflag thread!
>he drinks black coffee
>he wears white socks
>he can't carry a conversation
>he doesn't have more than 3 good friends
>he listens to punk or metal
>my cat doesn't like him
>>28521442
>she has had sex
>>28521442
>she wears abercrombie
my name is JLH and im scared of owls
>Economic inequality is a terrible problem, we need to fix it!
>Racial inequality is a terrible problem, we need to fix it!
>Gender inequality is a terrible problem, we need to fix it!
>Chad fucks 80% of women while you either die a virgin or settle for his decaying leftovers? Hehe tough luck pal, sounds like you need to stop blaming others for your shortcomings and git gud.
equality, but only for the things i don't have
>>28521349
none of those things have been fixed though so your point is moot (and a fantasy because most ugly tragedies still fuck women and are happy at least with their sex life)
>comparing incompetence with discrimination
I think Europeans have this inherit autism that COMPELS them to make things as equal as possible.