>Louis will never tuck you in and say, "goodnight, anon" as he closes your door
it's an abstract kind of feel
Fine then, no one else thinks Louis is a qt3.14.
What are his best documentaries, in your opinions?
>>28523228
I like the on the west borough baptist church. Funny n informative.
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Hey gf staying over for a few days gunna have some special brownies with her tonight. Anything you guys want me to do with her? Sexual or not share what you would like to do if you had a gf and ill do my best
>>28522413
Give her some MDMA instead.
>>28522413
touch her on the boobies
call your friends to play with her.
don't get involved,it will spoil the fun
Last two digits of your post decide how many squats you do.
What are you waiting for? Get going, prissy faggot
>>28522400
rolloio
>>28522400
Reminder to report and hide /b/ tier threads and roll threads
>>28522400
fine blox
Let's play poorly describe your favorite tv show, other anons guess what it is.
I'll start.
>be cuck guy
>girlfriend is monsterous looking but knocked her up and had child
>she banged guys boss, and guys best friend, has cuck baby from boss
>>28522398
if your fave show is babydaddy or some shit kill yourself
>be at your sons birthday party
>pal pats you on the back "where do you think we are"
>break the fuck down
>r9k the show
>MC is a girl
>two doctors
>they fuck a lot of women
>they cuck each other
>everything is fine
gf might be pregnant r9k
what do
>>28522361
get a coathanger because there is no G-d
>>28522361
you're on the wrong board, friend.
>>>/adv/
>>28522401
fuck off r9k has no topic and I want frogs
God this is tough...it just hit me robots. No woman will ever find me attractive.
Have any of you given up on the possibility of ever dating women? What's it like, what's to expect?
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>>28522299
just fuck yourself.
>>28522299
Yep, I'm better off without 'em.
It's all about accepting it and moving on. Find better things to do that will reward you instead of penalizing you.
The secret to becoming not miserable by this society-based problem is to remove it from your self-values. Easier said than done. It takes a lot of rationalizing and focus. Even then it can ensue again because it's a biological need, but so long as you can drag yourself out of it again you'll be better off.
With how women act...
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>he didn't go to prom
>18 y/o anon
>Still in HS
>friends want me to go to prom
>trying to find the courage to ask a girl out
I wonder what advice robots can give.
>>28522362
She's going to say yes unless she already has a date or you're weird / repulsive. You're not asking her to be your gf, remember that.
>highschool
>girl asks me out
>not american, didnt understand what she wanted from me, or what prom even is
>think she is taking the piss
>say no
>she gets mad at me
>get asked out by qt foreign exchange student a couple of days before prom
>weird tension allnight
>im a huge babbie so nothing...
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>time is an illusion
>everything is meaningless
>everything is temporary
>love is nothing but a chemical reaction in your brain and a gimmick to avoid dying alone and sad
>the US education system is broken and anything post-secondary is a scam
>Trump is the best candidate
>bathrooms are classified by sex not gender
>>28522085
>time is an illusion
can you expand on this please?
>women are actually mentally and emotionally inferior
>took a fat rip after school one day
>got so high I passed out
>woke up as 27 year old NEET virgin
who rip van winkle here
That was essentially my life.
>>28522068
Do you remember the WishBone episode on this^ If your 27 you will know WishBone.
Take another puff and you'll end up being a thirty-something alcoholic bum.
Men = bigger pussies than women. Makes you think.
>/r9k/
>masculinity
>>28522034
what is so bad about being polite?
a guy puts himself on the line and you want to tread him into the dirt for what is essentially a compliment?
women are rude
full male maturity
It's been a while since we had this.
I'll try to keep it up regularly.
What's bothering you, robots? Share your inner demons with us.
>>28522008
Nobody has ever found me attractive and I have an overwhelming desire to cut myself up
I feel as if I'll finally disfigure myself enough then I'll want to kill myself
I'm not psychotic though. I don't feel mentally ill
>>28522008
i don't know how this happened to me but.
when i go in public i hear voices of people calling me names and i think everyone hates me and im real paranoid and i won't listen to anyone if they even talk to me i am looking at their face and thinking to myself don't make eye contact. cause something is wrong with me something is sick and evil in head and i dont know how or why it happened. i think of the worst things all day even in conversations i can't even look at anyone i feel like a low piece...
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>>28522075
anon, thoughts of self-harm automatically place you in the "mentally ill" category
>>28522087
read a grammar book, pic relate
>five years of experience required
>five years experience required
>flve years experience required
>we're looking for a long term commitment for this job, 2 -3 years at least
>starbucks barista
If you are severly suicidal, join my server and lets keep each other company!
>>28521938
Holy fugg, forgot to post code https://discord.gg/010UqJNOxfWZcRVFr
Fuck all you normies then
>>28521938
I don't know what you expected. Original reply.
>enthusiastic weeaboo girl moves to Japan
>innocent and just wants to live like anime and go to school
>within a year she's a whore selling her sex holes to Japanese men
Why does Japan turn sweet weeaboo girls into whores?
source on content
>original comment
>>28521895
>black
Here's your answer anon
>>28521895
maybe because all woman are whores??
>You will never be a passing tranny, fool a cute boy, tie him up and show him your benis while he panics.
Why aren't you robots haven't started HRT yet? I'm sure some of you would pass.
Fuck off with your faggot shit. This is more cancerous than the Chads and Normies that post here. Kill yourself.
>>28521865
Link pls OP
>>28521865
Please tell me someone translated this