Anyone else here /late night meal/? Planning on going and getting some McDonald's in about an hour, around 3 AM.
I just had Panda Express, but it doesn't really qualify as "late night" here. (West Coast, 11PM currently.)
>>28528881
I wish I had a car.they don't give my food in my bike in the drive through.
>>28528915
I wish I had my license.
If there were suicide therapists who could accept your choice of death, and offered to be there with you so you don't die alone, would you do it?
>>28528873
I want to die alone
why the fuck do you want people to see you in that pitiful state
Why does it matter if a person dies alone?
I don't thinks so, having some kind of professional suicide watcher be with me so I'm not alone seems even more pathetic than just being alone
at least being alone you had the dignity of dying the way you lived
How do I come th the realisation that 4chan is mostly just teenagers going through their edgy phase and that I, as a near 30 year old, do not belong.
I need a way off this place for good.
>>28528837
you should chek out reddit , they got threads on everything
I heard suicide works pretty well, give it a shot.
>>28528837
The thing to remember is that they don't belong here, they're just low level normie tourists from the suburbs.
NEET/hikki chat:
https://join.skype.com/ifNg7uTt2BNd
This chat is meant for lonely people.
And by lonely I mean actually lonely people and not lonely as in "uhm my friends haven't massaged me in days :("
Are you KHV without any RL friends, living in your moms basement while suffering from aspergers etc, spending your time on Imageboards having nichee special interests?
You're exactly like us.
We're currently a comfy group of 14 people, we focus on high quality discussion of NEET and hikki related topics.
Anime/waifuism...
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gonna disable the join-link in 10min. for this day.
why cant i join? closed already?
>shorter than 5'8
>pale
>black hair
>not pleb music taste
>has patrician movie taste or open to it
>thin to chubby
>not dominant
>cute
>cool with alcohol and such
>preferably younger than me
>likes animals
>>28528833
If this is an application thread, then shouldn't you be posting your credentials rather than your ideals?
>>28528883
think of it like a job application, except i'm the interviewer because i'm a guy
>>28528925
This thread is going to get very few replies then.
Who /dicklet/ here?
>tfw will never be able to please a woman with my pathetic dick
Literally the only real goal in life is to reproduce and I failed it.
>>28528830
>please a women
>reproduce
Those are two separat things you know
>5x5 penis
>shaft on hair
>web dick
>cut, chapped up head
>brown
>baseball dick
God doesn't exist.
Someone needs to kill me already.
>>28528909
>6.5 x 6
>uncircumcised
>white
I can assure you He does, He just doesn't like you.
Who /war torn shithole/ here?
>>28528765
you meen like oklahoma ?
>>28528772
What happens in Oklahoma?
>>28528791
uh , every time i see it in the news its getting fucked by storms and earthquakes.
post ITT if you're too incompetent for friends, both online and offline
every time I attempt to be friends with someone I fuck it up or run out of things to say so I've pretty much given up
>>28528684
I honestly just think I'm boring. All online and real life conversations I have eventually hit a hard stop after a few minutes. Consequently, I haven't made a friend in a decade.
I want friends, i just get really bored of people really quick
>>28528770
same here too
there's nothing for me to talk about anymore.
i just want a friend by my side. someone who would be okay with me being goofy
>So anon, what are some of your hobbies?
>>28528670
Pizza rolls, alcohol. Philly cheese steak and videocgames
>>28528670
surfing the internet
I talk to teenagers about meems and games and other meems, about 8 hours a day.
I am 30 btw t.
Where are all the qt robot traps at, and why are none of them my gf?
>>28528636
>implying a man can be your GF
>>28528661
Hey, I don't mind if they are my bf, as long as they're cute, feminine, we share the same hobbies, they're a switch, and we can be with each other.
>>28528741
I just wanted to be funny anon.
I just wanted to be funny.
im 6f 3in and my gf is 4f 9in.
If we are ever going to have a son he is going to end up here right?
Theres no way around it for him, right?
Should I just forbid him using the internet as long as I can?
>>28528527
>6f 3in
>4f 9in
this is harder for my brain to parse than if you had just put 6'3"
>>28528547
That's because you're retarded.
4chan will be dead in 5 years
So most of us on /vp/ now acknowledge this romance between Ash and Serena isn't going anywhere, but what do robots think?
>>28528454
Ash hasn't gone anywhere in over a decade. Isn't he still 10 and jobbing harder than Yamcha and Joey Wheeler's love child?
>>>/vp/26304044
>>>/vp/26304131
>>>/vp/26304149
>>>/vp/26304195
>>>/vp/26304260
>>>/vp/26304283
>>>/vp/26304337
>>>/vp/26304490
>tfw no gf
What a lonely life...
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Bernie Sanders campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
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>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
sounds like robot material go for it
take her to the bathroom and fuck her ass
>>28528432
she sounds literally perfect dude
>He doesn't dress well
Oh but I do, OP.
Here's one of my usual fits
>>28528457
I like how a reverse search on this image actually suggests "neckbeard in suit."
I wonder if that dude was being ridiculous on purpose or not.
>>28528411
you're right he looks like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JJFBtHcBnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syyqtpt34io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBtF3I7fDfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ira9A7wSW3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2I28b_PxKU
>le "its hard to be a woman" meme
when will this nightmare end
>>28528727
Oh yeah, because someone using you as a flashlight is the only thing in life
>people unironically claim fembots exist