>Hurro, I am here for job interview
>Get A+ in math, MIT, very smart. Now give me job round eyed devil!
>>28529339
you jealous whitey?
>>28529339
>>28529980
If I ever ran a business I'd employ people strictly based on merit.
What is this thread supposed to be about? What is your troll?
>>28529339
we'll stick you in the corner somewhere. Just don't expect equal pay to your white counterparts and no there is no promotion in your future silly gook
how does one get a judy gf?
>>28529326
Hustle pawpsicles in Zootopia.
>>28529326
If you look through the noose
It's how we all get gfs
>>28529501
>its how we all get gf's
Imagine how great it would be if you got to choose your next life if you look through the noose
>somebody posts cutepost with a cute anime pic
>instantly get a crush on them
>know we will never cuddle and kiss
Serious case auf autism senpai
>>28529266
*holds your hand*
>>28529671
y-you would do that? i don't gross you out?
Are you guys really racist and sexist, or you just blowing off steam online? Do you just tone it down in real life? Could you be sociable and even flirt with girls, or be friends with minorities?
>>28529249
>really racist and sexist
i'm not sure. i really hate the idea of black people, and when i see a black person I hate, I can't stop thinking "nigger nigger nigger" but when i meet a black person who seems cool, i never even notice their race. also i really like fucking black girls although i won't date them seriously.
>be sociable and even flirt with girls
in the rare, rare cases that I get invited anywhere, yes,...
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>>28529249
Why do you have to post a reference that I get?
>>28529249
Is this the only bastion of morality the modern leftist has? Whether someone is racist or not?
I just finished highschool
anyone wanna spend the summer playing vidya together?
I play cs and league mainly
n3 and g3 in each
add me on skype if you're cool yeah why not man, if you're really fucking werid, nah.
We have a big group about 9 people so, you're more than welcome. My league name is TheKinglerKing.
:(
Any have any game reccs
>>28529290
Added you on League man
/Interpals/ thread.
>I seen your girl post her BM
>I see your girl post her BMW
>So I hit her in her DM
>I tell her
>Foreign girl snapchat me that pussy...mood
>Or Facetime me that pussy if it's...cool
>look good in the mirror
>take a picture
>fucking ugly
This is why I will never make an Interpals account.
>>28529283
Take a photo of your cat, dog, car etc..
>>28529283
try different angels
I feel an intense rage when watching Megan Trainor's "No" video. Anyone else feel the same
>>28529210
Now you know how women feel when they have to listen to all the hip hop and rap that objectifies women like sluts. Haha how does it taste? your own flavor?
it would make me mad if she was actually pretty, I just laughed when I saw it
>being retarded enough to not only watch something you know you will dislike, not only say "feel" instead of "felt" implying multiple watches of the thing you disliked, but also make a thread saying you don't like it and begging for other retards to post that they're the same as you
>First day of class back in January she came in and sat next to me
>she's a 7/10 but seemed just as shy as me
>whenever we had to pair up with someone to work we would always
>one day we went to the computer lab and literally did no work, just talked the whole time
>showed me her favorite memes and practically died giggling when I was reading them
>i kind of like her,...
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Happened to me too, anon.
Also I once had a crush on a girl in the class after mine in college, she'd be waiting outside the door. I spent the whole xmas break sighing to myself about not asking her out or whatever. Anyway the next semester we had a class together and I was fucking PUMPED. Then the next day we had two classes together - her boyfriend was in each of them.
I hope that story of my pathecness made you feel a little better.
>>28529188
It didn't because I don't even care about girl in my story and didn't really get upset that she was gone. I'm still upset however over a grill I cuddled with a month ago who stopped talking to me
>>28529167
Gotta strike while the iron is hot, OP.
But don't worry, you've still got 3.5 billion other women on planet earth to choose from.
(almost all of them are whores though)
...and then he said he is still a virgin! Lol xd
These cunts don't know the first thing about Silent Hill 2. I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole. Plebs
>>28529159
BAM!
"AAAAAAAAH STACY NO!"
BAM!
"OH MY GOD I NEVER EXPECTED HIM TO ACTUALLY DO IT!"
BAM!
"AAAAAAAH CHAD SAVE ME!"
BAM!
>>28529159
>Bella Twins
Can't wrestle for shit. Shitted up wresltling for about ten years. Fucking dropped la.
Who here fell farther than Lucifer?
> be me
> 18, white, 6ft, abs
> gf
> college student at Ivy League university
> "gifted" "overachiever"
> upper-middle-class married parents
> be me
> 30, obese, half-bald
> middle-class engineer/designer job
> no gf
> no friends
> didn't have a 30th bday party. nothing to celebrate.
> unable to connect emotionally with people
> fml
> how can I kill myself in a socially acceptable way?
Anyone think they fell farther than me?
thats def not farther than lucifer fAm
>>28529097
> gf
goddamn normie. get the fuck back to r/cancer.
> too much of a loser for life
> don't even fit in on /r9k/
>>28529097
You had your fun in the sun old man.
Stop complaining.
cute girl:
"have you ever had a girlfriend?"
"so when was the last time you had a girlfriend?"
what do you say? Same goes for similar questions.
>>28529083
Tell them you're dating a model who lives in Canada
>>28529083
Say it was in high school or band camp or something. Never admit to being a virgin.
>>28529083
tell her the truth anon
>men literally have an advantage over women in all ways except sexual
>men still complaining about not having a sexual advantage too
>>28529007
>tfw no otaku gf
>>28529007
>mfw bitter roasties post intentionally inflammatory threads to /r9k/ because normal boys don't give them any attention
SAD
Like what? The ability to not get jobs based on the fact we have a vagina? The ability to not divorce a spouse and walk away with everything?
>Chilling in my home in the middle of the night
>Start seeing dozens of termites pour in underneath the front and patio doors
>Spray them, stomp them
>New ones keep coming
What do I do? Can't get a pest guy here till morning and by then there'll be thousands in here
Hold the line, not a single step back
>>28528927
Make shift flame thrower, they will pop like balloons
>>28528927
Got a can of Lysol handy? Harsh cleaning chemicals might do the trick.
Also, post pics, it sounds absolutely disgusting.
You know what to do. Fill 'er in.
do you like my joke?
someone make a recursive one
>>28528950
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>you will die
>no one will remember you
>you never meant anything to anyone
Everyday slips away and nothing changes, how do you guys make life enjoyable? I'm running out of reasons to be happy and I'm scared
I tell myself none of that shit matters. I don't know what will make you happy but I have a lot of fun ideas for myself
>>28528884
Honestly to lay in the grass, hear the birds sing have rain fall on me makes me feel content. I also love to draw
>>28528918
then in 10 years if nothing in my life changes ill just kill myself. but for now I am actually happy