1/2
my prom is tomorrow and I'm feeling like shit
I mean I'm do have a date but I have a group I'm going with a group of friends and junk but...
it's just I've feel so stupid about all this prom shit
I made a fool of myself during my attempt at a promposal(s)
my first attempted I had to bailed because literally a day before some fuck ask before me and I only learned this in front of my friends holding a cake I baked 3 in the fucking morning (I ended up sharing the cake with my friends and at the rest at home crying a bit trying to...
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>>28550195
You appear to have made a mistake, friend! You accidentally posted to the wrong website. Don't worry, I'm for than happy to help you! Here is a link to the proper place. Don't worry about it! We all make mistakes :)
https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers
>>28550195
2/2
feelings where seeing her by surprise make me feel like heart literally took a skip
bassically prom made me realize how I haven't even graduated yet from high school and I already messed up
>>28550251
well fuck I'm 18 and I been on /r9k/ for a year now and I thought here would be anyplace I could relate to....
I don't use reddit
shit can't anyone tell me of there prom experiences?
I feel like might is going to be shit
http://personality-testing.info/tests/HEMCR/
Take the test.
Post results.
I scored 5 out of 10.
Answered that most of them looked like bats birds butterflies and x-ray / organs. Some looked like shields or mirrored people. About half I had to choose a closest match because my choice wasn't listen.
6/10
I always knew i was disturbed... now im disturbed, intelligent, smart, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour
>>28550030
Wow, labeling a persons mind based of the interpretation of 10 ink pictures.
does anyone else just feel no inclination to do anything anymore? I dont find video games fun, i cant sit through a movie or watch tv, there is just nothing left.
That's depression, friend.
And yes.
>>28549734
I feel that way. I go back to playing video games every so often because I remember how good they were as a kid. I just wind up getting bored in a few minutes and stop bothering.
As for television, I always thought it was just that I couldn't get into any of the tv shows that are on now. Eh...
>>28549734
do a weed
youll feel better
A super qt succubus asks you out. She'll be your gf and you'll get to fuck her as much as you want. She'll gladly participate in your depraved kinks and fetishes. Succubi also take the appearance of their target's ideal partner (that means "she" can grow a dick, fucking faggots). She'll also be 100% loyal to you, and you can even introduce her to your friends and family. Any kids you have with her will be normal humans.
The catch is that she'll be sucking out your life energy every time you fuck her or she sucks you off. As a result,...
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>>28549707
Where do you think you are?
of course i fucking would
>>28549707
No! I have so much to live for :(
if I could plug her butt as much as I want, I would go for this
15 years of fucking a qt anime girl in the ass
death could never convince me otherwise
Is anyone else here unable to properly use a lighter? Either I'm holding back and am too afraid or I don't have the thumb maneuvering / strength
>>28549655
Afraid of what? You sound like a pussy faggot, and probably underage
>>>/b/
Just use an electric lighter. Or if you really have to use the one in your picture, just hold down where you release the gas, then use the finger on your other hand to strike it down fast.
what the fuck are you afraid of
you'll burn your finger?
let go of the lighter
fire stops
can you even tie your shoes?
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on the racism epidemic? How do we stop it?
>>28549633
racism doesn't exist though
because we are all one race, the human race
>>28549633
"They" don't seem to get pushing anti-racism past a point actually does the opposite.Or do they?
hahahaha that's like saying you're going to solve violence or poverty.
Ok
I'm feeling like shit
Does anybody wants to talk?
About anything
I just want to talk
Also, how was your day Anon?
>>28549559
>Does anybody wants to talk?
No
nope, fuck you.
origi
ill talk to you anon!
what kind of things do you like to talk about?
im assuming you might not want just boring small talk
fill out yours, robots. also:
>age
>location
>interests
>>28549464
>>age
18
>>location
California
>>interests
pretty much just 4chan t b h
i also watch anime and some otaku culture things
>>28549464
20
Germany
none
>age
19
>location
---
>interests
old pc games
>tfw would kill 120000 newborn babies for just one average/below average Asian bf
Oh, that reminds me. What happened to Bebe? Did constantly posting her picture drive her off the site?
I was fine with you sacrificing all the black males for a asian bf but this is too far.
you would just an asian guy's type than. they love killing babies, especially girls.
At least you're not a nigger or a pooinloo indian right?
>>28549306
You'rewrong. I'm the former
>>28549306
you arewrong again OP. I am the latter.
>>28549306
also being an indian american isn't too bad desu, at least there aren't too many /pol/ type people who literally unironically feel that my race is subhuman
being black must suck in most ways except superior culture and social ability
Why is she just so cute /r9k/??.
she's pretty average at best right now
in my subjective opinion she's ugly
>>28549326
I don't even think I've seen any current pics of her, they're all a few years old. Anything current?
>>28549392
This is the most recent one i could find taken this year.
>phantom pains in my dick
why does this occur
what does it mean
>>28549286
your dick knows it hasnt been used properly yet
>>28549449
I intend to masturbate the pain away
>>28549286
WOOOAAAAHHHHHHH... pains in the dill
reminder that after you beat off people can smell the cum on you for at least 4 hours unless you shower (which i know none of you do)
the smell of cum is very distinctive and people can almost certainly smell it on you
>what is nofap
you think i want you roasties and would spill my chi for you?
Wow. I must be very lucky my parents never said anything about the smell. How considerate. Although, I'm not sure how you even confront someone about that.
>>28549349
Your room also likely stinks like cum
>nearly ever girl you see when outside grows hair in their butthole, has a brown stained bumhole, poops and pees, grows hair in their armpits, on their legs, farts, and vomits
>>28549195
>nearly
thats enough for me to stay away. I always forget they do/have those things
>>28549217
Not all girls grow much hair on their legs or armpits/butt. I know because I've seen a youtube video of gross "genderqueer" girl who doesn't shave, but still isn't able to grow pit hair or anything like that.
>"ahahaha its so EZ BRAH"
I just went around to every small business in a 25 mile radius of my house this week to ask if they're hiring. I got 37 nos, 3 "we don't like to hire your race", and 11 just handed me an application which I filled out on the spot. Iknow they wont hire me from it though, since they'll just hire people they know.
>"but why didn't you just walk into the large stores anon XDD"
Because they tell you to apply online when you...
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You tried any temp agencies? I got hited on the spot for one, it's long hours and shitty but I don't go hungry
>>28549223
I tried every temp agency in town already. None called back
>>28549223
What this guy said
I was in the same boat till I went to a temp company, got a job on nightshift in a warehouse for Shoppers Drug Mart
13.50 an hour, wasn't bad but I quit when I got a better job