Why are you afraid of happiness, anon?
There is no happiness in the world so great that it will crush you. Even the happiest person in the world still lives.
All kinds of happiness exist, each perfect for you, even the ones not so great.
>>28552664
There's no reason NOT to be scared of happiness since it always ends in pain. The fact that everyone in the world will experience this at least once proves that suffering is more palatable than happiness.
Being sad makes me happy.
>>28552739
Then you aren't actually sad, are you?
>tfw no clingy insecure qt weeb gf who obsesses over me and is extremely loyal
>>28552652
I have that.
Im visiting family for a week and hoping she stays alive
>>28552718
How'd you meet her anon? What is your relationship like? Do you like that she's clingy? I really want a clingy gf.
>>28552652
>people want clingy gfs
Clingy af here, what the fuck?
this is what they are teaching in universities
how does this make you feel?
About the same as "black people can't be racist" makes me feel
I just imagine a white guy with a big smile at that podium and "Black people are a plague to the planet" on PowerPoint behind him
yeah, that lecture room looks completely packed.
>>28552643
>teaching
looks like its some cringy presentation by a black autist.
Whenever I see a really pretty girl I always imagine what they look like when taking a huge shit.
You know, the ones that require 15+ minutes on the toilet. The kind of shit that hurts, that requires effort to finish. A I've-been-taking-codiene-for-a-week kind of brick that she has to force out of her sphincter, grunting and wishing it would end. I imagine the facial expressions and emotions that she experiences.
Am I the only one?
>>28552448
You guys ever think that vocalising things like this and being fucking weird is why you're still virgins? What the fuck!?
>>28552448
I might think about my oneitis in this scenario while jerking off tonight. Thanks for the inspo i guess
>>28552448
Considering that there's what? 8 billion people on the planet probably not.
>>28552786
You new? Shits been going on for awhile
Shit posting around big events then should dir down after the elections.
>2016
>not racemixing with a traditional asian qt
Explain yourselves right now.
>>28552380
race-mixing is the future
one day everyone will be brown
>>28552392
kek'd badly bra
>>28552392
this is what scares me about the future of society
I need something to sink time into so I can distract myself from thinking to much, is this worth it now? Or just give me something to do guys, please.
>>28552357
OSRS is certainly a good distraction if you set goals. But that's probably not the best way to spend your time. If you played it when you were a kid it won't be anything like that. There's no socializing like you used to. Everybody is in their 20's or higher and is just trying to grind levels. If that's what you wanna do, then go for it.
Neopets? Minecraft?
>>28552396
Literally this.
I'll add you though.
When I watched it on stream a few months ago it made me just wanna play again. I played from 04-07. I fucking loved it.
But I have no friends now, I literally just skill to kill time and browse r9k simultaneously.
Well, I knew this had to happen eventually, and I am utterly amazed I have been coming there for long and no staff member has previously given me the 'easy with the ladies' talk.
About a week ago I was in the reception area when I saw a thick dark skinned woman wearing really small shorts that seems to show more ass cheeks than if she were wearing a bikini bottom. When I noticed her I was busy talking to the teacher and another guy from class, but in the brief moment I saw her bend over to pick up her bag from the front desk and walk out the door, my heart skipped a beat and I was left breathless by her beauty. I knew that If I ever saw her again I would have to say something- not in any unrealistic hopes of making her my gf, but to express how I feel, since its unhealthy to keep such strong emotional energy bottled up inside.
Today I saw her again before a class and introduced myself to her, and after she told me her name I looked her in the eyes and told her "you're very beautiful." It was something I simply had to do, to just get it off my chest, in no way trying to get anything from her. Then the instructor overhead and immediately called my name, but when I came over to him, he didn't say anything.
She was wearing those same super-ass shorts when she came to class, but then left briefly and returned before ti started with non-seethru yoga pants on top of them. After class she told me its her first class there, but I told her I saw her last week, she denied it and I said, remember you were at the front desk, wearing those same sexy shorts- then the instructor literally pulls me into the room we were standing outside of and told me to relax. He is someone I know well and am friends with, and probably just making sure people are comfortable. Though I don't think I did anything wrong, just told her she's beautiful and her outfit is sexy, not like "nice ass, can I hit dat?"
My mom was there too and overheard my comments to her after class, I asked her about it later and she says it was very inappropriate for a yoga class, even just telling a woman I think she is beautiful would make her uncomfortable. So what do you think? I am a fit and relatively handsome guy, but I do have just a tinge of aspergers, so I would understand if some things I say that appear normal to me are huge faux paus.
You have more than a tinge of ass burgers.
Fellow sperg here, you're venturing into chris-chan territory. If you can't see that you did anything wrong here you're never going to be able to get anything right.
>tfw you will never live in the /comfy/ Blade Runner world
ITT Post /comfy/ sci-fi pics
baampu
>>28552316
That world is far from /comfy/
>>28553212
you are so wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FhEpif1cA
>friend invites me to go do something
>say yes
>days later
>tells me they're coming with a friend of theirs that i don't know
>>28552295
It's a good chance to make new friends. I don't see the problem.
>>28552424
It's a good chance to be awkward as fuck, be highly uncomfortable for a few hours, make someone else uncomfortable for a few hours, and make one of my only friends resent me for being a fucking weirdo.
i had a manipulative friend who wanted to see a gig in bournemouth. she'd made excuses before so i made her promise she would go.
on the day didn't respond to my texts till 11am, even though i facebooked the cunt at 9am and it said seen. needless to say we're not friends anymore.
Who /constipated/ here?
>taking pin killers for two months while I try to pass a kidney stone
>shit gets super blocked up from the pills
>haven't pooped in at least 5 days
>trying to force a turd out but it won't come
>reach up my own ass hole with my fingers and fell a rock hard ball of shit
>scratch at the edges of it and literally pull it out of my own asshole with my hands
>it's...
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>>28552155
>tfw you havent had a shit in 3 days
>chronic constipation
>have 1 shit per week
>exclusively pebbles
>when I'm anxious/nervous it turns to explosive diarrhea and I end up having to run to a bathroom and sit on the toilet for 45 minutes
Can we have another one of these? i saw one last night and enjoyed the input. i think its a very symbolic robot activity.
>>28552084
>walking up road late at night
>guy from service station on some sort of uppers starts talking to me
>i let him talk
>literally any response i give him is good enough
>he just keeps talking and calling me bro
>eventually i tell him i gtg and leave
>walk up big hill
end
>>28552084
I dont like walking at night at all to be honest. I once went out for a walk on my college campus only to find groups of people walking around half drunk, laughing like crazy and having fun. Needless to say I was feeling uneasy about them laughing cause I always think they are laughing at me. Even worse tho was that that one walk made me realize just how fucking alone i am and how unlike others I have no friends, let alone close ones or gfs.
>>28552141
What was the guy trying to say to you?
>Attempt to fix life through lifting
>Find myself clicking on HIGH TEST threads and fapping to them
I don't think HIGH TEST is a meme.
It is a meme
You like fat chicks
>>28552051
But I was never into THICK girls before. Before I started lifting, I liked them skinny and petite.
>>28552030
Can confirm; have hairy back, easily gain muscle, have deep voice, have fucked 108 girls and don't plan to stop. Prefer thicker girls by a vast amount. The photo you posted is my ideal body shape, but I'd rather have slightly fatter than slightly thinner.
I also notice that when I stop exercising and treat myself poorly I start liking skinny girls more than usual.
Is /r9k/ inherently an anarchist board?
>>28551971
>using the wrong flag
Collectivists can't be anarchists
No but why the f**k do you want to know that?
>>28551978
Ayn Rand thread?
What is worse than being a single male? Its seriously the lowest you can go in modern society. Women would much prefer to go after men they know are capable of being in a relationship even if it means they're currently in one.
No one trusts a single male, particularly if they're not even with some friends. Its creepy and he's a loser.
The weird serial killer who stuffed bodies in his freezer was probably single everyone thinks. That suicide bomber did it because he had no woman. Everyone just thinks that if these people hadn't been so creepy...
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>>28551803
>caring this much about female and societal approval
study a field or hobby you enjoy and none of this shit will even cross your mind
>>28551803
>doctor goldberg
>>28551803
>autistic fat neet sperglord virgin living in the basement
>wealthy fit good-looking social outgoing man
Both are single. Yet one is attractive to ladies. OP, you didn't mean "single guys", you meant "autistic fat neet sperglord virgins living in the basement".
Anon l bet you 10 rubles you can't take this pencil without using your hands
FUCKING ANON STOP TRIGGERING MY FEELS YOU FAT FUCK
>10 rubles
What's that, like one cent?
>>28551686
I will fucking kick you on the side of the head if you don't give me that pen you daft cunt
and then I will take the money I've won from you