If someone were to proposition you
recruit you to go live in the forest, work on a farm, build a small community, something like that; leave society behind, would you accept? or do you still feel like your place is in society? the suburbs, your apartment, wherever you are? are you perfectly content being neet, or working retail or whatever? do you think it's more likely for society to find your life of worth one day and give you something close to your ideal lifestyle, than it is to take complete control of your life and build it how you want?
do you have...
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>>28584507
thats still society. but working on a farm sounds pretty sweet. id like to be a farmer on a farm with hot farmer girls who wear cowboy hats and those plaid button downs with skinny jeans and are hot.
Only if plenty of babes were to come too
yes, because everything will probably come crumbling down in 2-3 decades. it would be good to get a head start on abandoning modern civilization.
>https://www.okcupid.com/deep-end/a-womans-advantage
How does this make you feel guys? Knowing that you're not only right about women having an unholy privilege when it comes to mate selection, worse knowing that women managed to conjure an internet zeitgeist where you can't complain about it, you can't even bring it up or vent about it in fear of being ostracized. neckbeard.
I'm glad im a nihilist. I'm also glad i had that i had the sense from young age to manipulate women to the best of my abilities (which...
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>>28584422
So she doesn't own anything below thre knee?can I have her feet?
>>28584422
>I'm glad im a nihilist. I'm also glad i had that i had the sense from young age to manipulate women to the best of my abilities (which are only below average) to extract as much enjoyment from them without wasting money, time, or effort.
Cool.
>>28584455
she sold her feet to a fetishist's website to buy the rights to the rest of herself
Alright guys, time to stop contemplating suicide for a few moments and enjoy these fresh, funny and rare memes. Please contribute your own by chatting with the MurphyBot @projectmurphy.net
yo how's this for a hypothetical
damn captcha always cramping my style
progeria is not funny
>Walk down street
>See a really cute guy, or girl, lesbian or what?
>Be fascinated by this creatures
>Check out groin area
>It's got a dick!
>Check legs
>They're shaved!
He regularely hangs out at the mall. I need to get to know him because of reasons. How do I go about doing this?
Also, would it be gay if I might want to cuddle...
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>Would it be gay if I might want to cuddle with a man?
Yes
>>28584356
but it isn't a man, it has blond hair, blue eyes, tan skin, a cute smile, and a face that inspires good feelings.
>>28584454
>Check out groin area
>It's got a dick!
Sorry there degenerate, no amount of mental gymnastics will ever change the fact that you want to get with another man
Who /schizoaffective/ here?
>Tfw I didn't get much sleep last night and I feel a psychotic episode brewing
>>28584305
are you a girl? is this a meme?
>tfw mentally ill ugly femanon
what's the point of living
>>28584408
some man will settle for you and provide for you the rest of his life. no matter how deformed you are. dont expect to live the life of a princess and you'll be fine
Anyone else love sneezing? The only time I can't stand sneezing is when I'm sick, and it scratches my throat.
>everyday things you love thread
>>28584253
Cumming into my sisters underwear drawer
>>28584253
Having diarrhea desu senpai. Just like rushing to the toilet, sitting down, and dropping a modern day hiroshima feels so good. I imagine it's how people feel after colonics or general cleansing.
>>28584253
I love sex, always brightens my day when my gf gives me a blowey joey too.
15 may is my 30 birthday
>no gf
>no job
>broken dreams
>crippling depession/anxiety/neurological birth disease
Millions before you have been tried by this test, my dear anon.
You will pull through. Take solace in the fact that life is shit for millions of people and you aren't alone.
I made wizard too. Try not to feel too bad about it OP.
You have joined the ranks of wizards, and I welcome you.
I'm the guy who posted these threads:
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26023097/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28174532/
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28259046/
I had an offer to do another shoot, which I did last week. It was pretty low-budget.
>No makeup, or showering (did before I went anyway)
>One guy with a camera
>Girl was probably a college student, like 22 or 23
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>>28584161
i hope you die of aids
Shut the fuck up and kill yourself.
Either post the Pepe hat as proof or anything, or go die and don't bother us with your annoying shit imagined stories.
>>28584161
How big's your bongle?
ITT: post your favorite sad songs robots, share with other robots.
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y4vztSTbAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1NU6QgbU_8
>>28584165
I dig it anon, thanks for sharing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRCjjiTR7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRLB48Rxsrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUaMzwNPgro
>fill out application
>get emailed to show up to interview
>it's a group interview
>mfw
>>28583990
I can literally smile that shit from a mile away now. But if I do make the mistake of showing up to a group interview I immediately just turn around and leave.
IKTF OP.
Even when applying for the most robot-tier jobs, I couldn't get hired, because for some reason, you still have to do the normie dance with the interviewer (even if it's unneeded for the job).
I worked for hours trying to overcome my mopey resting face, tried to get appropriate volume and tonality, practiced small talk, got a better haircut, lost some weight, etc.
But it didn't matter. No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't get hired. I couldn't get through the door to prove I could do the job just fine.
So I'm...
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>>28584087
Sign up for community college and take classes to improve life and career
who /dumb/ here?
>tfw can't comprehend basic math
It's pretty much the only reason I haven't gone to take the asvab and enlist to get my shit together.
Military is my only option left to unfuck my situation and can't even do that because /dumb/ at math.
>>28583880
>>28584317
Lmao, math is just practice. Physics and Chemistry on the other hand...
>>28584357
Are also just practice. Physics is math
Anyone gone to EDM festivals? i will go to one this weekend and im fucking nervous as fuck.
What do i do???
Kill yourself after realising you want to go to a shitty dance music festival.
>>28583936
its my first time. Please i don't wanna look like an idiot out there. what do i do
fuck off meil go succ chads dong
What do you like about? What don't you like about it?
>>28583831
>What do you like about it?
It can probably squat heavy
>what don't you like about it?
It is attached to a man
go back to your thread in /fa/ asshole
>>28583867
>It is attached to a man
Why do you say that? It looks like a woman's ass.
Hey /r9k/!
What are your 5 most essential foods?
pocky
omelette rice
hambaga steak
onigiri
ta-ko-ya-ki
>>28583805
beef ramen
chicken ramen
shrimp ramen
mushroom ramen
sausage ramen
>>28583828
I love you anon.
Do you know how to make good onigiri and takoyaki?
>eggs
>cabbage
>onion
>coffee/tea
>rice
Daily reminder: Never go to the supermarket with your mother.
>>28583762
If you think that way you are an awfull son. It isn't your mother's fault you are filled with insecurities, retard. Plus, no one is going to fucking judge you in the supermarket.
>>28583762
This is literally my life.
How the fuck am I so wide and yet so short and for some fucking reason my hair won't grow aesthetically so I just shave it off...how the fuck does Chad get so tall, and such a narrow frame and how does he get his hair like that....my mum even looks like that wtf, short and fat.
Fuck my genetics
>>28584918
>muh genetics
if you really care that much fucking work out m8