I WANT A BELLY GF
IT'S NOT FAIR MAN
Tfw belly gf
Guys it's simple
Just be Chad.
Once i realized i could be Chad, making my dreams come true was easy.
>>28591558
Holy shit that skin is flawless, that must be photoshopped.
that feel
i know it wellyou think i care if someone else said this robot?
>asked oneitis out today
>she rejected me
How did your sunday go, r9k?
You sound like a little bitch. Putting some cunt on a pedestal before you even asked her out? Grow up.
>>28591468
hidoi ;_;
>>28591468
Dont be harsh man. Most people learn the hard way
I will give my gf to the anon who posts the dankest meme in this thread.
>implying you have a gf to give
I don't want a severed hand, OP.
>>28591439
For you, I hope you like it
thanks
>used to be able to leave my house to go to the city, go to any social events or buy anything from any store in a total normal fashion without spilling any spaghetti (up to around age 11)
>now am too anxious to even leave my home in the first place, spilling spaghetti and overanalyzing situations where I used to be calm
>used to be able to handle mail and send letters regularly as a kid
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>used to be able to give a fuck about things
>>28591340
>used to be able to speak french at an advanced level after learning it for 4 years
>can't even form basic sentences now as it has been so long since I've practiced
>used to know the ins and outs of competitive smogon and VGC pokemon
>barely even remember every type weakness/resistance now
>used to be an amazing basketball player and carry every...
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>>28591526
>french
If you practice a little youll get it back fast
>pokemon
Better off not knowing
>basketball
Literally an ape sport for niggers
>work ethic
This one is pretty bad and will hurt your life if you let it
>connections feel like a chore
I feel you on this one. I cant tell if its because im older or if its because im a cynical piece of shit
Racism is the science of the ignorant.
>>28591329
Racisms not a science.
>>28591349
Thatsthepointthough
>>28591329
hi dogggy
First impression of me /r9k/?
>>28591318
Irish, bar bro
>>28591318
Future alcoholic if not one already
Weed dealer
>>28591316
>projecting your cuck fantasies onto /r9k/
>>28591332
That's a fucking huge dong. ~9" long and at least 5 inches around.
>not posting sauce with it
Come on m8
>>28591406
>5
try 6.5 my nigga
unless that girl's literally 3' tall
Laws for victimless crimes should not exist. Argue against this.
Pirating is not victimless, give money.
>>28591277
what do you think are victimless crimes
>>28591277
There is always potential for any action to cause victimization. So there are certain crimes you can commit where it isn't certain that there is a victim, but there is still potential for a victim or victims in the future. I mean this kind of applies to everything and not just things that are illegal, but I think the idea is that illegal activities that are "victimless" are illegal because they have a higher chance of causing victimization as an indirect effect than other non-criminal activities
*brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppffffffffffthhhhhhhhhhahahahpftttttrippppppblosoochhhhh*
Wew! That one sure stinks, huh, anon-kun? Sorry about that, hehe, I enjoyed that lunch you bought me so much, but actually, what I ordered gives me realllllly bad gas! Tehehe!
Jokes on you OP I'm just going to fap to that pic.
>>28591270
That's okay *sticks face in her ass and inhales deeply while massaging her stomach*kill me
*SNNNNNNIIFFFFFFFFF*
brbrbrbrbrbrbrdeeeuugh
AWOOOOOO!
>my brother and sisters talking about something and laughing in the kitchen
>I enter kitchen
>everyone goes silent
>try to make small talk
>they look like they don't want me there
>go back to my room
>>28591122
Continents apart, but we love each other very much, and send each other gooey wuv text messages.On the rare occasions when we actually meet again, we usually end up crying together because we are both broken human beings inside.
>>28591122
underage b& get out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28591513
How far apart are you guys in years?
Guys i think i might be ugly. What do?
Anyone stare in the mirror for ages saying how much of piece of shit you are when you are home alone?
Anyone else*
Origunil cumment
>>28591114
>What do?
You fucking deal with it. That's what you should do.
Remember, we're all fucked here.
>>28591114
How are your facial aesthetics?
My brothers a piece of shit heroin addict that's about to go chill with two attractive girls and I'm sitting here in my room jelous, and planning on drinking the whole night. I hate feeling like the robots, I wish I had a social life like the normies..Even the shittiest people get to have lives.
>>28591054
I'm fuckign angry, like literally feel like breaking shit. I just want the basics like everyone else has, but It's almost like I'm not allowed to.
>>28591255
I'm told "get a social life" "be nice"
I'VE DONE THOSE THINGS OVER AND OVER WITH LITTLE TO NO FUCKING RESULT. THEN IT'S
"Find people with hobbies you like", "go to events where you can be social" SAM THING I DID THOSE THINGS AND GOT NOTHING. IT'S LIKE EVERYONE FUCKIGN KNOWS I'M TRYING AND THEY CAN SEE IT AND SHOVE ME BACK TO THE SIDELINES
Be thankful for what you have.
Hello! Some of you may remember that yesterday I mentioned I would begin reviewing women's feet smell (belonging to women from craigslist who I paid).
Well today I'm starting my first review. I paid a 27 year old Dominican woman from Washington Heights. She is very pretty, has long wavy black hair and a nice body. Her feet look quite nice, they are proportionate and light brown in color. Her toes are meaty but very soft. She is wearing blue nail polish that goes nicely with her skin tone. Thankfully she was wearing flats today, which generally leads to more...
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Also, let me know if you have any questions or suggestions, if there are any popular requests for ethnicity I will take them into consideration.
Was the situation awkward?
>>28591460
No. We met in public, chatted for a few minutes (she's really cool), then went to her apartment where the whole thing took maybe 10 minutes. She seemed quite happy to make the easiest $40 of her life.
What kind of girls are you attracted to /r9k/??.
the two-dimensional kind
thicc, autistic, flatulent
Mean ones with dark hair
>get high a few hours ago
>fap furiously, and finish
>suddenly see sex as a disgusting, apish and vulgar thing to do
I can't be alone here. How long will it take to get back to normal?
When you're horny again
>>28590836
>>28590847
/thread. Retarded weedposter
Humans are gross.
Everybody who has ever dreamed of fucking mass effect aliens is retarded.
Aliens are not going to want to fuck us. Our sexual organs double as our pissing organs and they are inches away from our shitting organs.
The disgust humans have with the sea worms that eat and shit out of the same whole is the disgust interstellar life will have with us.