Are eyebags a robot trait?
Yes because deep dark eyes are sooo BUTAL and DEPRESSING xDDDD lol Omg Look at his eyes they are SOOO EMPTY xDDD!! I bet he KNOWS true pains and is a truly CALCULATING HUMAN BEAN xDD!! LoL!!... WE are so lucky, give him SYMPATHY!! :P He has been through SO MUCH! It's not like he is just a self loathing unmotivated shit xDDDD hehehe his EYES just tell so much :DD!!.
>>28598852
Honestly though I've been bullied for them my whole life and they make me feel pretty suicidal.
I must have the bone structure in the world.
Just drink more water.
Do you have an internet addiction, /r9k/?
And if yes, do you think you have it because of how structured is your whole persona or because of external factors?
Elaborate in detail, please.
>>28598406
I literally spent my whole weekend looking at pornography, neglecting all other things I should have been doing. I'm finally admitting it's a problem.
Yes
I think it's because I'm socially awkward and live in the most boring city in the US (consistently rank in the top 10 most boring cities).
>>28598406
i've been addicted for 12 years
abandoned reality and live completely virtually for the last 6
Hey /r9k/ I'm hungry but I've already had dinner, should I order some Domino's or no? I can't decide.
Yes. They're having a deal right now where you can get a medium 2 topping pizza for 6$.
go for a left beef pizza son
>>28598399
I see that. You can get one of those cookie brownie things for $6 as well. Maybe I'll do that.
We have memed ourselves into a porn. /tv/ did it, now we take the throun.
http://m.spankbang.com/jwn3/play/a+sticky+mess/480p/
It's literally /r9k/ the porn.
>>28598340
this is really something, Op.
>>28598340
I don't watch porn what happens?
>>28598510
Yeah right Faggot.
>mom comes in w/ groceries
>waters been turned off for w/e reason
>she talks about the son not coming with her, indicates he always stays inside
>discussion of good boy points(this is verbatim said in the porn)
>she gets honey all over her
>he somehow gets honey on his cock
>as...
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>tfw too anxious to go to a doctor and ask for help with my anxiety
>>28598193
>tfw same
>tfw want to get help with crippling anxiety and depression that ive been drinking through for years
>tfw 27 fycking years old
>no insurance
jus b urselfve
>>28598315
*Liked* +1
Why do people cut themselves? I never understood the point in doing so(aside from wanting attention).
>>28598012
Endorphin reIease
>>28598012
It makes the unspeakable suffering inside become physical.
When I cut my arm, the sting and the fear and the feeling of ripping my own body open takes my body's self-defense resources and directs them to the wound and to my own muscles doing the cutting. It says "STOP. STOP. WE ARE BEING HARMED."
It's these self-defense resources that are usually directed at the internal pain. The fear, the self-hatred, the shame, tfwnogf, all of that shit hurts so much that I can't get up,...
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>>28598121
are you joking? that sounds autistic as fuck.
>got dinner planned with three different girls as of right now
>one of them is trying to get with me
>she wants to text me nudes of herself
>a fourth girl used to send me paragraphs worth of text about how she wanted to fuck me
>a fifth girl just wanted to fuck at her house
>a sixth girl wanted to grab my ass while taking a pic with me
>go out every weekend...
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>>28597887
>Am I still a robot
Why do people think this would be a good thing
daily reminder that if the stench of your smegma isn't enough to knock out anyone within 5ft of you, you're not a robot
Why would you even post this? Get the fuck out
Guys please stop the wagecuck threads.
It's no longer funny now that I'm on the receiving end.
Please, I beg you
Making money is better than making no money. Remember that
>>28597825
better get to bed, wagecuck! tomorrow's a bright new workday!
Work hard for us, k? ;)
>>28597857
wrong.
HAVING money is better than having no money.
"Making" (earning) it can be good or bad.
Who /drinking/ right now?
>>28597771
vodka is on the menu for me tonight. how about you anon?
Who /shitposting/ right now?
>>28597870
Just a few stout beers for me
>Bella Thorne will never be your girlfriend
>she will never use your mouth as an ashtray
>she will never burn you with her cigarettes
>she will never spit in your mouth
>she will never kick you in the balls
>she will never sit on your face
>she will never have you kneel before you just so she can slap you around for a while
>she will never choke you with her thighs
>she...
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What the fuck does she even do these days? Just head to the beach and let her friends take "candid" pictures of her in revealing clothes?
>>28598152
She's already set for life, wgaf
can we talk about suicide /r9k/?
I'm not feeling well lately.
wat wrong anon
>>28597707
always up for talking/hearing about it since i fantasize about it all the time
>>28597707
care to explain? i have time now
New interpals thread?
Ironically I'mBlackbut not a black or brown woman has messaged me. Why is this happening? Only Asian and Europeans have contacted me
>>28597672
black people only use worldstar twitter and pornhub
Could be worse.
>be asian male
>only white dudes have messaged you
>>28597718
I like it, I like those kind of girls I just find it really strange because I expected the opposite.
I'm over the NEET meme.
I've been doing nothing for 5 months now and i'm bored out of my mind and I have no money to spend. What are some robot tier jobs that require no previous experience and minimal amounts of social interaction?
I've heard some robots say that they work as security guards but i'm a 5ft10 skeleton so that's out of the picture.
You don't need to be buff to get a security job. Most just involve standing post and calling the cops when someone breaks the law.
telemarketing
also tech support for cable companies, they pay for your training in that case
Work as a greeter at a walmart. THAT'S the most robot job in the game r n,
Dr. Shekelberg needs you there early refreshed and ready to earn him his shekels.
>>28597560
j-joke's on you, neetfriend! I don't have to wake up tomorrow until 7:30 a.m.!
>>28597560
I get up at 4:30am everyday for work. I don't have a car so the walk is 70 minutes across town. The job basically involves 8 hours of walking and then it's another 70 minutes home. This winter was particularly brutal, nothing is more depressing than walking through the freezing cold.
I make $12 an hour, I'm grateful for my job and going back to NEET life scares me.
On a scale of 1 - 10 how much of a cuck am I?
>sun starts to rise
>time for bed
Such is NEETlife.
Normies please help me. I just bought new shoes, but I wasn't familiar with the brand. I looked them up and apparently they are women's shoes. Is it still okay to wear them?
i'm not a girl btw
You'll just have to become a tranny
You don't want to waste the money you already spent, do you?
Unless you want to be a ladyboy no
>>28597481
What is the brand? Can you return them?