Anyone else here have a girlfriend but wish she was prettier?
I always see these gorgeous girls on my way to work every morning, in fashion advertisements, in porn, even on 4chan (Eliza, Erica, Marky etc).
use her as your practice gf and meet new girls by the side
you can always get rid of her
>>28601460
Already have side-chicks on the go at the moment. But I prefer my girlfriend for her personality and kindness (not meme'ing).
had. i was like five points more attractive than her, so every photo of us looks like she won a contest or some shit. broke up with her for a bunch of reasons.
Go to sleep already, I shouldn't have to tell you this.
>>28601419
Thanks anon, you really shouldn't have. I'll be heading to be now. At least I'm not a wageslave.
>>28601419
But I just got here anon, and this is the time of night when all the normies are asleep.
and, who are you to tell me to go too bed?
Where are you right now?
I'm on the train, pic related
>>28601396
at your parent's house.
Picture courtesy of your Dad.
>>28601396
you in melb, lad?
Post chin-ups m8
Empty train just begging for em
>mfw my roommate is playing "Amazing Grace" on repeat while crying in the bathroom at 2AM because his friend died like three months ago
I'm fucking dying here, it's just too funny. What the hell is wrong with normies?
thats pretty funny. you should put on a white bed sheet and pretend to be the ghost of his friend while insulting him
supreme lel
>>28601323
>What the hell is wrong with normies?
too much brainpower focused on fitting in makes them retarded
>friends come over
>leave my computer open
>one of them looks at my computer at a glance
>notice my youtube "watch it again"
>rhodesian patriot songs and confederate patriot songs
>start laughing at me
>mfw
>show friends my likes on youtube
>stallion milking and dogs getting stuck after knotting videos
>friend sees my YouTube homepage
>12yo aspiring gymnasts and pole dancers on suggestions
JUST.
>>28601315
Thats hardly bad at all, what if it was all porn, gay shit, or anime
Reminder if you have plenty of food to eat, a comfy bed to sleep in, a hot shower every night, good hygiene and a health care system, and one or more family members who love you, you have it better than 99% of people who have ever existed.
Why don't you autists appreciate what you have?
Because I don't want to be alive sempai
You compare yourself with your peers, since you feel more related to them, retard.
Also romantic affection, love etc. are also basic human needs.
>>28601238
My parents didn't let me feel good when I was better than the bad kids in class.
So, I don't feel better just because I'm doing better than zulu tribesmen, either.
>you wiIl never have a daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXYpJupNLSA
>>28601222
Checked trips.
B-but she's already preg with a daughter. Does that mean she will miscarry or she will die before it's born?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW TRIPS OF TRUTH
>>28601222
kill yourself autist pedophile
>>28601222
these are bad feels indeed.
>you will never have a son either
Why do feminists squat on our board? What's so great about it that it draws them here like flies to dog shit?
they are normies, and normies like laughing at people less fortunate than them
>>28601132
liberals just love social engineering. they come to 4chan to make it less problematic
>>28601164
Lel. Projecting much
>>28601168
Sure. Do they really think they have that kind of ability? Lmao
Who's the scariest person you know or have met?
One of my friends would always talk about how he could communicate with spirits and shit, and the spirits would tell him what to do as guidance.
My dad caught him casting spells in the driveway once, and told me to stay away from him.
He ended up going to prison for sexual assault on some girl.
>>28601125
I've been homeless before so I've met some scary characters. Mostly just guys whose minds are completely gone from drugs and have done things from kill to rape, to suck another dude's dick for drugs. Some of them ex or current gang members and some of them just crazy homeless meth-heads
>>28601125
my true self
I've been here for one month and am APALLED at what I've seen. Your views on woman are totally problematic and some of you need a lesson:
To be fully accurate, women are biologically stronger than men, and don't even need sperm to create babies anymore. Using bone marrow and eggs, you can create a human fetus, and it will always come out female. Basically, chauvinistic pigs like the ones on this board are not needed anymore, and they're simply afraid of the power females could hold against them if they were to get full equality. If it came down to...
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This is a board for posting lonely feelings and not necessarily for hating women.
I would be at home in the early days of the Internet. Right now isn't too bad either.
That's great men aren't needed to procreate anymore because I've basically checked out.
>>28601039
You do realize that this board stands as a shrine to the power of women, right? Like, if we had you in our lives we would be happier. That's kind of the whole point of all the frustration-posting and gf-idealizing. How have you not picked up on this and why aren't you flattered?
Also, half the shit you just spouted as evidence is wrong. I know this is bait but it's a Sunday night and I have nothing to do.
>>28601153
>shrine to the power of women
Sounds like a badly designed dark souls level
Does this happen often in america?
Why are you guys so violent?
in america every citizen has a violence quota to fulfill every week.
>tfw this happened in my city
Some truck driver got killed by a guy with road rage and some guy is shooting at random cars on the western beltway the same night.
FLORIDA IS FUCKING CRAZY
>>28601030
>implying this only happens in america
Anyone else hate those "hurr durr i'm gonna kill myself" attentionwhores? We get it your life is shit, but jumping in the water and getting your clothes wet isn't gonna solve your problems.
We should just let these people jump, why would we care that they get a cold, drown or have to swim to the shore? If they really were gonna kill themselves they would jump from a building onto the concrete instead of in some lake or river.
That guy died, anon. lol. Shows you haven't seen the documentary.
>>28600880
You're such a faggott
>>28600904
why did he die? was the water that cold he got in a shock and drowned or something?
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to mee
Happy birthday dear meeee
Happy birthday to me
>>28600768
Hbd senpai
>>28600768
happy birthday anon! have a very original one.
Alles gute..
They hate rape yet they rape each other in prison. Why? Where is the logic in that?
apes are not logical
also "prison people" is not just one person
>>28600692
Hahahah. And by apes what do you mean? Is this an innuendo for black people or is it a metaphor for the animalistic behavior of prison goers?
I want to taste my own cum but abit scared that I might get sick. Robots what does it taste like and what are the side effects. Also I wanna lick a girl's asshole. I'm a virgin loser so only option is to visit a prostitute
>>28600668
> licking a whore ass
threw up in my mouth a bit
I've never understood the whole eating your own cum thing. I only do gross stuff because I'm horny and it gets me off. You literally have to have already orgasmed to eat jizz. Seems pointless
>>28600740
this
you NEVER go ass to mouth sick fuckers