I occasionally share pictures I find on 4chan to my grandmother. She likes it and she raised me as a child so making her smile is the least I can do. A couple weeks ago she asked me where I find these pictures, I told her it was from an forum site (she's 80, so I had to over-simplify it) called 4chan, specifically /pol/ /b/ /s4s/ and /r9k/, and I told her some of the rules and conduct. So she started browsing and started sending pictures back.
When I visited her she told me that her computer has been slow, so I decided to look at it. Its storage was almost full,...
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>I probably said mean things to a grandma on /r9k/
Also, who's her waifu?
>>29899753
You've gotta be fucking joking, OP.
But if not, at least that serves as a lesson to the rest of us to ALWAYS say "Facebook" if an older relative asks where funny pics come from.
Why is it so hard to find a girl who isn't a slut?
>>29899701
You can thank leftism for your situation!
>>29899701
You just ain't looking hard enough.
My girl was a virgin. I took her virginity when she was 19. She never even had a kiss or held hands.
You aren't looking hard enough. Look harder.
You can thank rightism for your situation!
Go on paint right now, draw anything, and report back here with results. Because it might be fun.
>>29899577
i call it "untitled"
>>29899632
I like it, very musical.
>>29899659
sequel
>tfw missed out on youth
>>29899565
What, anon-kun?
>>29899565
Bro I'm only 20 and I spend a good amount of time wishing I'd appreciated my youth and not rushed so fast to grow up. I'm sure it gets worse...
who here /redpilledtooearly/?
Should women be allowed to have fun?
>>29899531
Holy shit look at those tits
>>29899531
>implying women can have fun
>implying they don't pretend to have fun just to save face
>implying they don't smile only when somebody suffers or there's a camera around
you dun goof'd friend
>>29899531
Sure, but they should be judged for it.
>if by "fun" you mean being gangbanged by 5 dudes
>must have sexual intimacy before you can have self esteem and confidence
Was Maslow right?
you can have one without the other, its a hierarchy
a prio list
you are wiling to lose your dignity to get into a vagina, and we all done that, with more or less success
>Maslow
>right
If by right you mean basing an entire pyramid based on nothing but white male college students.
Protip: Maslows hiearchy of needs is laughed at in psychology just lie Freud. It's just studied for historical reasons, and many times for reasons to point out extremely shitty methodology. Too bad other sibjects are idiots and still take it seriously despite psychologists showing how wrong it is.
>>29898969
This. Maslow is bullshit x100
>just go up and talk to her bro
>just be yourself man
Patty Tillman!
Dayum! Would follow him into hell and back.
n-no homo
>>29898870
>this guy slaps your platoon's ass
Wat do?
No normies with normie haircuts allowed.
>tfw got shitty haircut now i look like a jarhead with spiky hair ontop
i guess it's time for hats
not a nomie just a chad hair cut
>>29898711
>tfw haven't had a haircut in five years
I don't think I qualify.
All those dumb wage keks with their shitty jobs
Don't they realize that all the smart people are on welfare?
Fucking retards
>>29898481
nah. The smart people are CEOs and business owners. The idiots are the wagekeks and the absolute hopeless losers are on welfare
>mommy still cooks their dindins
>Can't hold down a job
>Riddled with anxiety
>Doesn't wash properly
>No girl wants them
>Smart
Pfftthahah
>wagies will honestly try to argue that being told what to do for half your day is somehow better than doing whatever you like all the time
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with these guys. It's not even a choice. Spend your day doing things you don't like to do or spend your day doing things you like to do? Even a fucking coconut could figure out the correct answer.
hey lets write the ten commandments of /r9k/
every suggestion that ends in 91 ( birthyear of the rodge )
12 ( his death year )
23 (birthday)
24 ( retribution/death day )
or is trips or higher will be eternally settled by grace of the rodge
here is my first suggestion
"thou shalt not dwell in this place as a nonvirgin"
sorry i confused the death and birth day its the other way around
this closeted cunt should have put on body mass instead of crying online
>>29898485
His death year was also 14, get it right lad.
Commandment one is to not be hostile to other robots who are our brothers
(not to say you shouldn't joke and argue, but real hostility on the basis of robothood is unacceptable.)
Were you ever able to suck your own dick robuts?
When I was between the ages of 13-15 I could suck the head of my own penis, but that's as far as I could get down. Took a lot of pre-fellatio stretching before I could get my head down far enough. Haven't been able to do it since then; no longer limber enough.
>>29898447
Just the head. this was when I was 13. I can't do it to save my own life now, i should do yoga
Nope. I was really flexible as a kid, could do the splits easily, but no. Couldn't bend that way far enough.
We always have ideal bf/gf threads, but what's your ideal friend like? Online or offline.
>>29898405
pic related
FGfdgdfgdfg
>>29898405
It's you, OP. It has always been you. I love you so much.
>>29898428
I wish somebody loved me.
>tfw no cute chubby gf to clown around with
>she will never give you a titjob
>>29898380
post her lingerie pics
you know the ones
red flags in women: she is interested in video games
Why are you robots playing pokemon go?
You guys like nerdy stuff like pokemon right?
C'mon give it a shot, all the cools kids are playing right now!
>>29898343
>all the cool kids are playing it right now
not really
>>29898379
Not OP but it's pretty popular lol
>>29898343
I refuse to play sphere encased battle rats.
>visiting parents for a few days
>little sister asks if I want to tag along the city with her
>nothing to do so I oblige
>after coffee and ice cream she suddenly remembers that she needs underwear
>I have been sitting in this boyfriend chair in this dessous shop for 30min now rating how good it looks on her
Something feels. really wrong about this, or is it just my imagination?
remember to wear a condom so you don't have retarded babies
>>29898234
Id never stick it in her, maybe her mouth but not her vago
>>29898213
>or is it just my imagination?
Nope, thats fucked up