Buckle up, I'm giving you a free tour around my zoo I've built over the past months. Call me Alice, the Zookeeper of pedos.
>put india tag on omegle
>first guy, 23 years old
>wants to have a sexchat
>fuck this
>tell him I am just 14
>awed, even more eager to have a sex chat with me
>hold your horses now you sure you want to do this with a 14 year old?
>wants to share his dick pics with me on facebook
>last straw, I'm...
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>>29900668
>go on omegle and put india tag again
>immediatelly find another pedophile 21 years old.
>eager for my pictures and asks me to post them
>we meet on facebook that I've made before.
>I still cannot figure out how the fuck do I make a police report in india
>decide to talk with his family
>again...
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>>29900687
>login at facebook
>an indian guy wants to speak with me
>apparently he is someone I added from before
>just pretend to be an innocuous 14 year old girl for now
>he seems like a nice guy at first
>notice he keeps subtly insisting for me to "sit on his lap"
>what in the fuck..
>attempt dodging but he's always coming back to it.
>it's hopeless; i oblige.
>he makes comments like how i should 'move left and right to make myself comfortable'
>the gayest shit i've ever witnessed.
>add his friends and ask them for help but none of them speaks english.
>post on his timeline to stop this shit
>(I didn't reveal my power level with this)
>he asks why I do that
>he apologizes and promises never to do it again
>next day. login on facebook again.
>he is at again with his "sit on my lap"
>fucking hell. okay just let me see how far will this go.
>I oblige to everything he says; it goes up until anal sex chat
>my 14 year old ass is now being fucked by a 24 year old pedo.
>and there is nothing I can do.
>have sex chat with this guy for the whole day.
>he is happy, I can see the smile on his disgusting face.
>I feel ashamed and powerless as if I've been raped personaly.
>officially proclaim myself racist towards street shitters
>decide to also bitch about it on my timeline
>sleep
Shout out to all fellow robots balding in their early twenties
I'd rather be a manlet with a full head of hair at this point
Some of the coolest people I ever met were bald or balding. I'm at a loss for whether or not I ever met any bald people who weren't great company.
I know that's just a unique personal experience to me but I still hope it makes you feel better, of all the things that could go wrong with a man physically this is probably the least consequential.
>mfw most hairlets are dicklets and manlets as well do to all-around shit genetics
>not being a balding manlet in your early twenties
Step up nigga
>Go to grocery store. Alone, as always.
>Browse the discount bakery rack
>See a delicious apple pie for $3
>Happily buy it and take it back to my horrible roach infested apartment
>Notice it's the perfect size to split between two people
>Actually fucking cry like a bitch because there's no one left in my life to do that with
I'm hungry as shit and my stomach turns...
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>>29900549
>And y'know what? Life DOES get better when you lose your virginity, but it gets worse when you lose everything and everyone that made you feel joy or function right. If you want to make hell worse, give someone a taste of heaven first.
I agree completely. I too was betrayed by the only person I've ever been close to. Five years later and I'm still a wreck over what she did to me and I'm far worse off than most robots because I know what I'm missing.
*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
FAILED NORMIE, FAILED NORMIE
NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE, MOVE ALONG!
>>29900623
He is right anon. One day, you will let your guard down and a harpie will tear out your heart.
>have done nothing this entire july except fap to porn, get drunk, and shitpost on 4chan
That sounds about right. bloxxthecoccx
wtf I hate reality now
>took a ftm virginity
>made a good bit of money selling crafts
>lost 5kgs
July is pretty good deau
>bathroom is next to roommates bedroom
>she can hear my plops everytime I take a dump
>not putting a few sheets of paper on top of the water first
>also prevents splashing
why not just save your poops for when you shower?
or shower when you need to poop?
>>29900524
>OH MY GOD HIS SHIT PLOPS INTO THE TOILET WHEN HE'S SHITTING TOTALLY UNLIKE MINE THAT GRACEFULLY FLOATS DOWN INTO THE TOILET WATER LIKE A GRACEFUL FEATHER AND DOESN'T SMELL
No one gives a shit bro
so i was listening to some songs and realized english songs are pretty much the only ones that rhyme
is there any specific reason for this?
>so i was listening to some songs and realized english songs are pretty much the only ones that rhyme
That's not really the case though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9YbICd43Mc
>scrolling r9k
>Last Kiss by Tay Swift starts playing
>as I read this thread I think about the lyrics
>mfw the whole song is a poem
>>29900501
Is it maybe because you don't understand their languages that you're missing it, or because the selection of non-english songs you've listened to was pretty small?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M2DibKLs3k
plug.dj/the-groove-room
Last night was pretty cozy, let's try again today.
Banpu for great justice.
It's pretty slow in the morning, as usual.
As always, bonus points for playing math rock.
Would you eat a cute girl's ass out?
>>29900463
Yes, why not if she is cute?
no, poop comes from there. no thanks
Just like groceries
>Hey Anon, we think you're a cool and interesting guy, come hang out with us
They feel bad for you, so they are trying to include you. Its a scam.
>>29900580
that's why I always say no
>>29900610
test it out, if its bad you can post experiances.
Got any other excuses?
>>29900310
He's still disgustingly ugly
>>29900334
betas will always be betas
Small benis
I'm otherwise tall and handsome
that's why I'm here, I almost had it all, lifes a sick joke.
The best thing about YouTube is the twerking videos. No, not the boring "black chicks bussin' at da club" twerking videos with the fancy editing and the dudes in the background throwing dollar bills. The videos I prefer are the ones by white suburban/rural girls aged 10-15, particularly the ones with their friends.
See, in the year 2013, twerking had reached the mainstream consciousness courtesy of Miley Cyrus. Don't get me wrong, it had been around considerably longer (many twerking videos on YouTube are from 2007) but those were made by, for lack...
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Post your favorite videos
>>29900091
I don't find twerking sexy.
link us up, bro
what does /r9k/ think of lookism?
Its dumb, relationships are for normies. Embrace being alone rather than fighting it!
I don't really understand it. They have all these weird codes and shit. A guy isn't "balding" he is a DW3 or something. A chubby face is a "mononucleal DOM midface" what the fuck does it mean
What is "lookism"? Someone looking like shit is partly their own fault if they're fat etc.. I do understand heightism since you can't affect your height.
Why are femanons so promiscous and prone to cheating?
>>29899990
Because their brains are hardwired to procreate until pregnancy occurs.
This is also probably why most childless relationships don't last more than a year or two.
>>29899990
How does that even hold in place? makes no sense
>>29899990
it's just part of the culture. maleanons shit in jugs and live with mommy. it is what it is, nothing wrong with cheating.
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>>29899962
Ok, I'd love to.
>Internal exception... bad packet id 84
Hey?
>>29900103
Same, well fuck.
Finally a server with a dynmap but I can't join REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LATINA WOMEN BELONG TO WHITE DICK ONLY
They're the same skin color
>>29899958
asians are too mate
eva mendes is one ugly wrinkly skank now