are you guys aware that white grills fuck dogs?
that's why there are so many male virgins out there these days
i'm sure THAT'S why
yeah, totally
not the advent of hookup culture and online """dating"""
>>28642505
i live in a university town and holy fuck i had no idea how widespread this is, i still find it hard to stomach but if you see a grill with a large dog chances are she's fucking it. wew.
>>28643164
Nooooo
I have two large dogs but I would never do anything sexual with either of them.
Fucking stacies I can even have a damn dog without being seen as a prevented roastie
How do people become relevant/important these days?
What's the formula?
>>28642486
work hard and be in the right places at the right time and be lucky
>>28642486
>nigger
>led Zeppelin tshirt
Top kek
>>28642486
Jewish connections.
What are Pepe and Wojaks last names?
Well Pepe is obviously French/Italian. Wojack is obviously Polish/Slav. So anything within those two work.
>>28642472
Wojak Feels
Pepe Sadfrog
>>28642472
Pepe Frog
Wojak Feels
SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE COURAGE TO DO IT MYSELF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
And when you're done with him pls do me
Why is it that all the people who use the rage pepe meme are immature autists?
>>28642359
I'm after you, please don't forget me
I feel like this chart is missing 2 or 3 more categories.
What do you think?
nah, its perfect.
t. sloth
>>28642290
Amalgamation of Cerebrotonic, Sloth, and Cyborg.
This should just about do it.
Is your waifu college educated? Mine is.
>college educated
yeah she learned a lot about how to pleasure frat boys like chad & brad, she's really educated lol
Nah she hasn't gone to college yet
>College educated
>In Russia
So it's like she passed high school in a first world country. Neat.
>had a female friend in high school
>bumped into her younger sister at a restaurant
>she invited me to her graduation party
>agree since I haven't seen her or her sister in such a long time
>show up at party
>say hi to my high school friend
>she looks disappointed/surprised
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>>28642136
She probably didn't forget she invited you.
She probably forgot her sister didn't like you.
>>28642186
But we were friends in high school. At least I thought we were.
>>28642253
Iktf
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You always think youve made friends, yet no one wants to do anything with you once they have the option not to interact with you
Hugs on me robro
>go to get my yearly haircut
>8/10 milf is cutting my hair
>size D breasts
>when she is behind me cutting the top of my head I lean back
>feel those large titties with the back of my head
>almost get erection on the spot
>when shes done I go to pay for the $15 hair cut with a $20 dollar bill
>she gives me back $5 dollars in...
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>>28642127
>yearly haircut
>>28642127
>$15 haircut
VERY alpha OP, well done
Why the fuck am I so obsessed with Asian girls? I don't even like anime that much. They're just so goddamn cute and sexy, so much more than white girls.
Any tips for overcoming this?
>>28642091
Gross looks like she has STDs in her armpit.
Sorry for phonepost I am on the toilet.
Nope it never goes away. I fap almost exclusively to WMAF porn.
more like betas and nu-males obsessed over 12 year old looking Asians.
just borrowed a laptop from the school library for the night, now I can shitpost with guys
>pls shitpost with me
k pham
what did everyone do today? did you get what you wanted to get done?
>>28641992
I can see you fucker. CIA
I fucking despise tripfags but what's the story behind 'eliza'
Seen her earlier and think I fell in Love. This isn't right because IM NOT A FUCKING ROBOT
some roastie whore who likes to take advantage of cucks
OP shes 16. her skype is homuraakemididnothingwrong
Search for "pure waifu" on YouTube.
>person A says something deliberately retarded, inflammatory, and insulting
>person B says "you are a faggot"
>person A: "HAHA I GOT YOU YOU ARE MAD I WON THE INTERNET DISCUSSION YOU LOST I AM THE CHAMPION I AM THE WINNER BECAUSE I WON BY MAKING YOU ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Low effort trolling is pointless. The only exception is Trumpposting, which can be done endlessly because people never get used to it.
>"hurdur I'm retarded"
>fuck off retard
>"just pretending"
classic
>person a says something rebbit
>person b tells a to return to rebbit
>no e go bck2rebbit, 4chan actually believes in rebbit thitgz
MooOooooOOOOOOOOooooooooo ooooooOooOOOOooooooo0O0O0O0ooooo!!
>>28641791
>inverted nipples
>>28641806
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT*
Mooooooo
mooOooooOOOOOOO0 OOOOOOO!!! OOOOOOOO!!!!!OOOOO0 O???!!!! MO OOOOO OOOOOO EoeoOOooooo?
MOOOOooooooooooooo~~~ moo
What's /r9k/'s opinion on unmarried men adopting kids?
Now before you jump to any conclusions, it's not with any intention to fuck my kids. I know that's a common idea around here, but that's not what I want. At all. I grew up without parents for most of my youth and know how badly someone might yearn for a loving family, and I also believe we shouldn't be recklessly adding to the global population while there are already children out there who need to be raised. I've always been told by both women and older folks/people with kids that...
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I would like to but it's close to impossible for a single man to do so.
>>28641777
It's going to be hard for you, what with the stigma on single men. Still, fuck, kids deserve homes.
>>28641777
Certainly better than single motherhood, but nigh impossible to do in a civilized country.
Fuck me, I just had the most soulcrushing experience in a while.
>run in the school halls with my friends
>I'm actually having fun
>we all plan big things for school tomorrow
>we're going to prank the shit out of our math teacher
>walk home
>details are blurry at this point but I go to bed
>wake up
>assume it's...
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>>28641739
Closest I've had is waking up and thinking I'm still in high school, but I very quickly figure out it isn't and that wastwoyears ago.
>>28641739
thought this was a school-fag thread until i hit the plot twist
you m night shamalamd me, and it was alrite
6/10 thread. carry on my wayward senpai
I keep having repeated dreams about being a girl, whereby I actually think I have a vagina and can feel the entire depth inside, shit is fucked.
Worst part is that I usually just go about complaining to other girls about the problems of wearing a bra and keeping my hair in place during these dreams, or just feeling how my arms are so soft, smooth, and smaller/shorter
Am I a fag or is it just loneliness cause I dunno anymore