Fml familias I'm becoming an old man
>only 18
just widow my peak up f a m
>>28650237
Just another reason for girls to cry when they see me
>>28650223
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEADoriginel
We are open. Slavkeep here, guarding the fort for the next few hours.
Been a while friends. How's everyone doing today?
what is this thread? is it comfy?
>>28650192
It is buddy. You share whats on your mind and I take the load off with some rational advice and imaginary drink of your choice.
Niggers are not that bad.
Why spend all your time, energy and money on trying to fuck women when you could just spend $50 one time on a fleshlight?
>>28650054
Why spend $50 dollars when you could cut off your balls for free?
>>28650054
The problem is I would have to store it and wash it somewhere
when I get my own place I definitely will
>>28650105
Do what I did and wait for a sale. Got two for $75 each, and most fleshlights are $150 on average. Variety is nice.
it's 2:36 AM, and you know what that means! It's fapping time! Get out your dick and let's start the best part of our day, robots!
Post what you are fapping to, tell us how you are getting your rocks off this time, and discuss masturbation in your life!
ok fuck you guys
i made this thread because I want people to give me fap material and it's been like 5 minutes and I still have no fap material
start masturbating godaamit
I am jacking to literotica stories about airplane handjobs
>>28650069
post it so i can too
What are some good places to fuck with normies?
Periscope is pretty good since they're streaming so you'll see their reaction live. Bad part is that everyone knows this so they're all desensitised to trolls. Also I don't know how to do it securely, since you can get reported and apparently they forward it to the police depending on how severe it is.>tfw living in police state sweden where shit like this is illegal
>>28649998
Shamelessly bumping.
>>28649998
what exactly do you mean by "trolling" anon?
>>28650504
Oh right forgot it's 2016 and that word had become a meme. I mean doing whatever to invoke a reaction. Not really in a terribly sadistic way but more to just make them feel awkward or trigger them into some angry rant.
You were raised by a single mother?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
it would be much easier for both of you
Both should die; one is incapable of making rational decisions and the other is just a manifestation of foolishness and shame.
Because I'm not a faggot
Besides, why do you make these threads you useless faggot? Holy shit
>>28650027
Nice projection you waste of oxygen
Seems like there's two kinds of "betas."
A) The timid and/or awkward fellow who has a Michael Cera personality. People generally perceive him as a weakling and a pushover, perhaps because that's exactly what he is. "Too nice" may be an accurate way of describing his demeanor, so women and men alike consider him lame. Some disrespect him, others think he's ok to have as an acquaintance.
B) The could-snap-at-any-minute type who everyone regards as creepy and/or sociopathic. Doesn't look terrifying, but people are typically...
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obviously the second
>>28649989
def A
>>28649989
The worse one, i.e. the first.
>normies have to resort to verbal abuse to debunk robot observations and dilemmas
Normies are clearly just afraid because they know their lives are inherently meaningless and all their hard work will go into a failed relationship and/or hedonism before they kill themselves at 30-40 just like any loser on this board.
>>28649940
>deleting an entire thread because you made a typo
hahahahahahhahahaahahahahaha
unadulterated autism
I agree.
But sometimes they find religion.
>>28649955
>being a perfectionist is something to criticize
normans everyone
I'm hungover an about to go to the DESIGNATED corner shop. What should I get
>>28649920
A powerade and more booze.
>>28649920
>tfw just came off of caffeine overdose and felt hungover for a full day.
Never again.
A bag of poppy seeds obviously familia.
I'm a chemist working at an analytical testing lab. It's a small lab, ~10 people, that we just have a co-ed restroom. I have a cute, sweetie co-worker and I'd like to see her doing her business.
I'll be using my phone as the camera. Tried spycams before and the quality, battery life are all garbage. My phone will record in 1080p for a good while.
I'd be installing it under the lid of the garbage can. We have a can with a swiveling type of cover. I've already prepped the can cover the other day by boring a hole for the camera eye. The...
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>>28649778
Use a burner phone if you are going to do it, but please don't. If you truely wish to see her naked try winning her heart or offering her cash.
>>28649803
I've been trying. She's quite a prude that it'll take a while and my erection isn't going away.
>>28649778
no, ask her out and maybe she will show you her pussy without you having to risk your job
>tfw no lip biting qt black gf
>>28649775
shit, i think i'm into this now too
any more pics like this?
>wanting a "qt black gf"
I mean you might as well have a 3d waifu at this point because neither really exists
>tfw no qt cosplaying ebony gf
So, after being a shut-in, NEET who's lurked this board for the majority of his day, every day for the past 4 years I think it's time to change.
I really can't relate to this board any more and don't gain anything from it.
I have no friends, no job, no drivers license, barely any education but I'm still only 21. I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't really have the will to live and I can't relate to any other person.
I guess I just feel like I needed a thread to say farewell
See you in a few hours, dumbass.
>>28649684
You can start by cleaning up your room my dude. Good luck!
lets ride into the sunset together
>even chad knows his place in the social hierarchy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2667880/Models-husband-commits-suicide-just-weeks-photographed-getting-cozy-Leonardo-DiCaprio.html
>dailymail
who cares
>>28649663
so superficial dumb brods
you dont want to have a relationship with a whore who will literally leave you for some meme actor because he is le famous
>>28649790
So... don't date a female?
I've seen several threads about him here and there.
FDnY
>>28649624
>I've seen several threads about him
that's weird, I haven't seen one.
Adorbz. Squee!
What are you going to do to celebrate St Elliot's day on May 23rd?
>>28649616
Not celebrate it because im not a literal autist that worships a pathetic self absorbed narcissist
>>28649616
Eat a dick, and think how the same method wolud had cured elliot
Enjoy being 100% white